Julia Terrace

Middletown, Connecticut

Dead Woman: *blonde hair, blue shirt, black leggings, white socks, and white Reebok sneakers, being shoved into Melissa's closet*

Melissa Hoon: *shoving the dead woman in her closet* Come on! *closes the closet*

Me: Did I see what I thought you just did?

Melissa Hoon: Um.....

Me: Who's in the closet?

Melissa Hoon: No one! *laughs nervously*

Closet Door: *opens*

Melissa Hoon: *closes it back*

Closet Door: *opens again, letting the dead woman fall out*

Me: *gasps* Melissa!!!

Melissa Hoon: Its not what it looks like!

Me: *looks at the dead woman's ID card* Date of birth, January 31st, 1974. She was only 49.

Melissa Hoon: You can whack me with that cartoon mallet if you want.

Me: With pleasure! *whacks Melissa with the cartoon mallet*

Melissa Hoon: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her, and her tongue sticking out*

This story was written on Monday, August 21st, 2023.

A/N Melissa, you keeping a dead woman in your closet, is aiding and abetting! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.