Inner Critic: Why don't you quit writing? You know you're wasting your time writing these dumb stories.

Me: I'm sorry, did you say something? I couldn't understand you with that crap in your mouth.

Inner Critic: I said, quit writing. Your stories are going nowhere.

WendyyWolfe: I got the mallet, and I'm not afraid to use it!

Maya: I got pepper spray!

Inner Critic: These stories are a joke!

WendyyWolfe: *whacks Inner Critic with the mallet* Had enough? Have you?

Inner Critic: Stop it! *getting whacked*

Maya: You should get your eyes checked! *sprays the pepper spray in Inner Critic's eyes*

Inner Critic: *eyes stinging* Ow!!!! You trying to blind me?!

Voice: *Mortal Kombat style* FINISH HIM!

Maya: *beats up Inner Critic*

Inner Critic: *getting beat up*

WendyyWolfe: He got a double whammy!

Me: That he did! My stories are amazing!

WendyyWolfe: Yes sir! You got a gift!

Maya: *still beating up Inner Critic*

Inner Critic: *still getting beating up*

This story was written on Tuesday, August 29th, 2023.

A/N Inner Critic better keep his mouth shut! My stories are amazing, and the same applies for Maya! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.