1. Paying the gay away is a 15 minute ritual made by the HubbaGubba people

2. Jake woke up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot this morning 

3. All your friends watch German dungeon porn

4. This kid in my geography class looks like Pac-Man uncomfortably guzzling the Kool-aid man.

5. 72 Virgins are knocking at your door. 

6. Shitting out a screaming face thats acutally Adam Sandler

7. Jerk off into a pool of children's tears.

8. Talk about Coat hanger abortions.

9. Get so angry you pop a boner

10. on my fortune cookie is said "Today you'll see a smiling black man, a latina businesswoman, a cool Asian, and some whites."

11. Throw a Virgin into a volcano

12. Get naked and watch nickelodeon 

13. Hold down a child and fart all over them

14. DONT GET ABDUCTED BY PETER PAN

15.  Today i saw to migets shitting in a bucket.

Thanks to Yumiko_Sagara for this amazing idea. Thanks guys!!