Aye!

What a beautiful day today 🤣.

This is A CLASSIC BRUH.

So y'all dont know about this one. Unless you OG as Unknownmartian.
Anyway.

WASSUP Yall, Caffiene Nation.
Its ur boi, Dusphoria.

Today I had a wonderful idea.
To react to the 1st Diss track ever done on me.
YESSIR.
And also, the only diss track I have taken An "L" in.
Now I know what yall think.
"ADAM, YOU THE GOAT, HOW DA HECK YOU TAKE AN L BRUH".
Yup.
... let's just say I was a freshman in highschool... lol.

Anyway. Ima react to this diss track bar for bar. And explain to you all what she meant.

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Now the piece was titled

'IM LAUGHING SO HARD MY SIDES HURT'

Dis $#%@ here bruh. Ain't no way.
Let's just dive into this crap bruh.

"Sofisticated
Adam,
It's funny how the apple
Doesn't fall far from the tree"

Aight pause. 🤣 Right away, with the cheap shots. And the Adam and Eve mix. I hate that bruh. She did good pissing me off. So props.

The same apple the original Adam
Bit into and fell from grace
Now you wanna bite into a dish

😂. Ain't no way bruh. So basically she saying, I bit off more than I could chew. DATS TUFF. *cough lowkey she was right at the time*.

Filled with a truth that's hard to swallow
Try not to choke or feel hallow
When I tell you, you are shallow
And I am deep

So far the scheme is really good. Idk about that shallow tho. Like technically it rhymes but it doesnt. Sound rhyme. And that just... we. Yeah. But she doing good with punchlines rn.

Rhymes were cute freshman year
I see that you're still there
Mentally at least

OH BOYYYYYY. WOW!!! Dats tuff bruh.
Aye I ain't there anymore tho bruh.

My cabinet is full of literary devices
Now I'll prepare you a feast
Adults telling me when they grow up
They want to be me

This is the line I just, omg. I'ma shit on. Lol. Excuse my language but bruh. Listen.
Adult are already grown up. That's why they adults. So how can an adult, tell a kid, when they grow up they wanna be you. It DONT MAKE SNESE! BRUH!

Everyone says I'm the best at my job
Only been there for not even two weeks
GPA climbing steadily
Got colleges checking for me
In less than ten years I'll have my M.D.
Will your rap career flop by then?
Guess we'll see 🤷🏾‍♀️

Aight. So I think I wrote som like your retarded lol. That's why she flexing in her, GPA crap I'm guessing. *Grad 2 years b4 you* Ahem. Yeah so, Really successful. 🤣

Calling me out for writing about you?
When you're writing about another
Can you taste the hypocrisy on your tongue?

Ok, so like, I dissed her first. Ahem. Like full on called her out. But that's because this chick was sneak dissing me. And I knew it. Like bruh, it was blatantly obvious.

I am a romantic
A type of writer who's at liberty to write
Whatever I feel
And what I feel is real
I've never lied to you, I'm not duplicitous
You can be the king
But the Queen

I got nothing for this line. Other than respect that she RECOGNIZED I AM THE KING BRUH.

Forever reigns in chess
You can ask Queen Elizabeth
Now onto your many misspellings
Keep my name out your mouth
If you can't spell it correctly

🤣🤣🤣. I spelled her name wrong 1 f#%@$!% time. Lol. Pro tips, NEVER make any grammatical mistakes in your diss, you will be teared apart. Now I get the chess bar. Because the queen is the strongest piece in the board. Obv. But The King is the piece that determines the game sooo idk bout that one lemme know what yall think.

I mean it was right in the first poem
But in the second it's hazy

🤣🤣🤣🤷🏽‍♂️👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Your name is Sofisticated
But what's sophisticated about
Spelling your name incorrect in purpose?

(WE LOVE YOU SOF) Bruh, Everyone knew why I spelled Sof wrong. I told people that openly. So kinda wasted shot. That just caught air. But aye RIP to Sof bruh.

Can you tell me?
I should, instead, call you sophomoric
Take some advice
Please don't ignore it

🔥

If words sting
Then they're probably true
That acerbic taste
Is something to get used to
Can't deny it,
Your diss made me laugh

Again shes just rebuttaling my diss which is smart.

Yes you're the star in my book,
A ball of hot gas
A hot head who needs to cool down
You're not a king fit for any crown

Aight. So this last bar, she contradicted herself with, you can he the king, than basically said nvm.
Obv. We know I'm the king.
...right?
AHEM. Anyway ggs.

Sold 8/10. It's a diss track so yeah. And the only L I've taken in history so props.

Lemme know if yall want me to react to one of your poems, or a song, comment the poem or song. Tag it etc.

Ima outta here yall. Omg.