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My notifications still haven't quite caught up agh, so what better time than now to entertain people with the stupid stuff I text lmao, I don't know how the delay will go but whenever you get here hi hello how's your day going oh me yea I'm great no crisis about my second semester starting tomorrow

(Most of these were to Ryker, a couple to my favorite group chat and my mom, if something's crossed out I'll explain what it was for clarity's sake)

(^ my irl name)

(^ abbreviated name of my school)

(^ the name of my living meme classmate)

Bonus: a real conversation between my "if you like Voltron then I'll like it too!" angel of a mom and I