SHE SAID THE LINE SHE SA ID THE LIN E YE E E SSSSS S

My sister, soon-to-be in law and I all went shopping and had so, much, fun,, I don't mean to be "haha look how well off I am my life is great bowtome" I just want to positive vent

I got some fun clothes for summer! Which is very important when you live in a desert aha, my favorite was this really cute off-the-shoulder top. Also we got some candy and I beat my brother-in-law at air hockey because we have our priorities

Last night we were visiting The Fiancé's parents which was awesome because a: I love them and b: THEIR DOG

His name is Sukoshi and he's this amazing little fidgety Maltese doggo that I've known for most of my life, he was in my lap for the majority of the night aaaaa I love him sm

This chap's kinda low on substance but I don't have much time to type this because my sister visiting = lots of stuff to do,, ooh! I can talk about the real life harem!

//Jenna Rolan voice// ommygodohmygod okay sO

At the end of last night's party,, nope alright that's enough Pearl

ANYWAY there's this guy in my grade who's,, attractive I guess?? I dunno even as someone who's most likely straight I never really set him aside as the sort of guy to be sought after by everyone but here we are

It all began with some fake-shipping that turned into mostly fake-shipping by my English and history teachers, him and this other "nerd-program level popular" girl, later my history teacher started calling her "the Yoko Ono of the baseball team" and I snorted quite loudly,

However, when I was at a sleepover with some gal pals (they're great friends I love them very much) we got into the Crush Hour, a time a crushless soul like me enjoys because they can't expose me

And we figured out that,, all of them had at least small feelings for him?? A truly crazy find, but wait, there's more

As of late one of my friends broke up with her boyfriend (she told him first, it was a mutual thing, they're on great terms, all good) and now,, she's concerned

See, one of my friends DEFINITELY likes him now but upon outer interrogation, despite him answering no to the any like-liking going on question, we think he likes the girl who is recently single

And she,, doesn't quite like him back, but also kinda does?? I think?? Plus Empress says she's lowkey between crushes and liking him at the same time

Yesterday between periods Empress, recently single girl and I were talking about the situation and we collectively realized that I'm the only one we know who's immune to the,,

Wait, I'm used to calling this the (guy's name) harem

Guess I'll just call it the harem

But yea! I've sat next to him in Spanish multiple times and currently do yet he, just, doesn't, interest me?? I dunno, it's pretty funny to watch from an outside perspective

Also, on a completely unrelated topic, somehow alligators came up yesterday in math and my teacher (the nerd one I Love Her) said how she's not scared of many animals but two that she is are alligators and hippos

When asked, she said that she's less scared of SHARKS than HIPPOS

HXKSYSKSIOW GUESS SHE'S SUBCONSCIOUSLY TEAM LANCE AHAHAHHAHAHA THIS WAS TOO PERFECT

Oops I had to stop working on this earlier and then procrastinated publishing so I could draw

Shouldn't drink so much for a small bi,,,