You laugh at your friends terrible mistake 

She got those really hot Doritos that are apparently really hot cause she is crying and suffering. "How do people eat this?" She asked. But you don't know. You just continue to jack off while telling her this is going in the fan fiction. Daddy is also writing a fanfic but I have no idea what the fuck it is. Your friend eats more of those hot chips after her good friend tells her not to. Still you be nice and give her the chips even tho you are currently materbating. Sponge bob x Garry in the perspective of mr krabs is the story daddy is writing and she shares some details. Your friend is also still eating the chips and you are jacking off to duolingo. Oh duolingo. How I love you. You say. 

She flirts with you. She sends a message while you type this. "These notifications don't seem to work" I'm sorry duolingo. I'll do better next time. And I'll bring protection. Milatchi walks by and sees you jacking off. He is proud. Stop giving me your garbage Isa I don't want it. I don't want your candy wrapper. Your friend stares at her Senpai Eric. Isa stares longingly 

Update next year

update tommorow