DM- Bow down bitches, we're starting this shît.

Johnny and Joy (OoC)- Hail the DM

Angel (OoC)- Fûck you, let's start already.

DM- Angel, start by rolling a D6

Angel- *Rolls a four* Okay, why did I do that?

DM- You just rolled your health for this campaign. Lessgo.

Johnny (OoC)- Ha. Shoulda hailed.