Note: I really didn't know what to put why there there, and for Madara my sister said to put it but if anyone don't like it I do apologise and I know of the cause and effect of the crime so please don't tell me that I don't, ok thank you

Madara: " alright listen up it seems that I'm going to be your new teacher, and since I don't know anything about any of you, I want you all to say your names and why your here, you purple hair go first "
Konan: " my name is konan and I'm here because I stabbed someone "
Madara: " really cause you only stabbed someone "
Konan: " also I beat the fuck out of four people and two of them are badly injured "
Madara: " oh ok mask guy you go next "
Tobi: " Tobi name is tobi , Tobi was taken to a psychiatrist hospital they told Tobi was sick so Tobi stayed there awhile, then Tobi got out and he tried to kill kakashi, kakashi got scared so then Tobi got arrested and now Tobi is here "
Madara: " ok you loud one go next "
Hidan: " the name hidan I'm here because I got caught with possession of marijuana "
Madara: " really your stupid ass got caught wow, anyways the black and white one your next "
Zetzu: " my name is zetzu and I'm here cause I was caught vandalizing a park "
Madara: " of course you did red hair you go next "
Sasori: " my name is Sasori and I'm here because I was caught trespassing "
Madara: " trespassing what "
Sasori: " my ex house she has a restraining order on my ass "
Madara: " alright you the one with the long hair in the back go "
Kakuzu: " my name kakuzu and I'm here because let's just say I'm a lone wolf, I lone you money and you have to give it back, so one day I went to collect my money and I was caught "
Madara: " you were caught jeez how much did you have on you "
Kakuzu: " $8,700 "
Madara: " damn you blue one your next "
Kisame: " my name is Kisame hoshigaki and I'm here because I was caught robbing someone house "
Madara: " how dumb do you got to be to get caught, anyways orange hair one your next "
Pein: " my name is pein and I'm here because someone killed our gang leader, so me and konan went to go fuck with their gang, and I beat the fuck out of the leader but then I was caught "
Madara: " the fuck anyway Barbie looking one your next "
Deidara: " my name is deidara and I'm here because I was caught stealing liquor "
Madara: " wait you were caught robbing liquor how stupid do you got to be to get caught, you black hair one your next "
Itachi: " my name is itachi Uchiha and I'm here because I jumped a thirteen year old "
Madara: " what you jumped a thirteen year old jeez what the fuck is wrong with you "
Itachi: " well he's my younger brother and it's a long story so I'd rather not talk about it "
Madara: " alright now that I know your names and why your here I guess I understand you all a little "
Konan: " so now that your our teacher why did you decide to teach us "
Madara: " because I'm close to the principal and she got me a job even though I'm a convicted felon "
Deidara: " wait your a convicted felon what did you get arested for hn "
Madara: " I'm not going to tell you "
Sasori: " but we just told you why were here "
Madara: " so "
Pein: " I think I'll only be fair if you told us why you got arrested and your name "
Madara: " ugh fine my name is Madara Uchiha but you'll all refer to me as Mr. Uchiha, and I got arrested for beating a child "
Hidan: " what the fuck who was the child "
* Tobi raises his hand *
Kakuzu: " no wouder he's so stupid and fucked up "
Madara: " what he needed some disaplint "
Tobi: " Tobi said sorry "
Madara: " shut up Tobi "
Tobi: " yes sir "
Madara: " damn how are you guys even walking down the street freely "
Hidan: " how we how are " you " able to walk freely "
Madara: " bitch please I'm a Uchiha "
Kakuzu: " right "
Madara: " so anyways let's start the lesson "
Hidan: " how to beat a child "
Madara: " shut the fuck up before I beat you! "
  * Everyone grows silent *
Madara: " good that's what I thought "