Madara: " alright class, today we're going to go on a let's just say...... field trip "
Konan: " where are we going? "
Madara: " we're going to go to the mall "
Sasori: " the mall? "
Madara: " yeah i'm going to be running a little test "
Hidan: " what kind? "
Madara: " can't say so "
* Throws backpacks and masks at them *
Madara: " each of you take one of each and let's go to my car "
Deidara: " why do we need backpacks and masks un? "
Madara: " no questions asked so take one of each and head to my car "
* They all take a backpack and mask and head to his car, they head to the mall *
Madara: " alright we're here now, you all are going to pick a part in the mall you all like to be, you all got your mask and backpack "
Pein: " are we going to be shoplifting ?"
Madara: " no now shut your mouth "
Zetzu: " oh my god "
Madara: " we're not doing anything illegal "
Kisame: " i feel like we are doing something illegal "
Madara: " your all just a bunch of babies, just go in the mall take your mask and backpacks and go in a god damn store, and if I see two of you in the same store I'm going to beat your ass in the store "
Konan: " wait what are you going to be doing "
Madara: " park the damn car what else do you think "
Kakuzu: " But how is that going to help us "
Madara: " I said no questions asked now get inside the damn mall before I beat your ass "
* They look suprised and they all get there mask and backpacks and get inside the mall *
       

               * kakuzu *
* Kakuzu was walking around he had his usual mask he wears that hold back his hair, he walks inside a store *
Cashier: " hello there sir how can I help you "
Kakuzu: " do You know where the towel section is "
Cashier: " yeah just follow me- "
* When his back was turned kakuzu hit a nerve on his back that would knock him out, lucky there was only one worker, he got the key that would open the register and opened it and took all the money and walked out like nothing happened, and went walking to another store to do the same thing *
           
                * hidan *
* hidan went walking with a ski mask which he painted on the jashin symbol on and walked inside a store name Spenser's, there weren't really anyone in there except him and the two cashier who were talking not even noticing him, he walked in and started to look around and he saw some interesting things, and when he looked at the adult zone, he smirked underneath his mask *
Cashier 1: " hi there sir finding everything ok, can I help you with anything "
Hidan: " yeah as a matter a fact there is....."
Cashier 1:" ok what is it"
Hidan: " Take a look at your fuckbudy over there, now look back at me, now look at your fuckbudy now back at me, sadly I am not your fuckbudy but look at your merch I stole it, and there's nothing you can do about it bitch! "
* He punched the cashier in the face and started to fill his bag up with random merch, and before the other cashier decided to do anything he punched them in the face and ran out the store *
                * zetzu *
    * He walked across the street to the home Depot he had a mask that had a happy face on it, and he walked inside, he went to the garden section and started to grab plants, seeds,  bag of soil, and pots, when a worker saw him he threw a bag of soil at them and ran back to the mall *
           
                 * Tobi *
   * Tobi didn't know where to go for he could find the candy store, he had a mask with a sad face on it, he walked to the back of all the stores and saw a guy in a big jacket and a black hoodie on, he then saw Tobi and motion for him to get closer, so he did *
Stranger: " are you the guy "
Tobi: " I'm Tobi "
Stranger: " close enough here "
* Hands Tobi a bag and walks away, Tobi looks inside and See's two bags with what he thinks is sugar, and a AK47 which Tobi thinks is a toy gun, so he goes to find the others to ask them *
            
                * Sasori *
* Sasori walks inside the Disney store, he had a Pinocchio mask on, he honestly dosen't know where to go, then he see's a bunch of Pinocchio stuff and he looks at it confused *
Kid: " mommy look that man looks like Pinocchio *
Mom: " honey it's not polite to point at people "
Sasori: " i'm not Pinocchio "
Kid: " yes you are you look like him "
Sasori: " i don't have a long noise like him "
Kid: " but your both are made out to wood so you must be related "
Sasori: " i'm human not a puppet "
Kid: " yes you are "
Mother: " honey that's enough "
Sasori: " no i'm not "
Kid: " yes you are "
Sasori: " no i'm not "
Kid: " yes you are "
Sasori: " that's it! "
* Rips a Pinocchio doll *
Sasori: " i'm sick of people comparing me to this cheap rip off! "
* Starts to destroy everything Pinocchio related, once finished he walks out the store and walks inside a store named the corner store, he looks around and see's a bunch of jars and starts putting them in his bag *
Kid: " why do you need a bunch of jars ?"
Sasori: " none of your business kid "
* He walks out the store *
         

              * deidara *
  * Deidara walked into Victoria secret he had a unicorn mask on, he was looking around and realized it was a store for women, he was making his way out *
Worker: " hi there is there anything I can help you with "
Deidara: " no i'm fine I was just making my way to the exit un"
Worker: " but you haven't even bought anything "
Deidara: " well nothing really appealed to my liking it's ok hm"
Worker: " no it's not honey come now come with me "
  * Thirty minutes later he walks out with two bags and he was wondering how this happened, he then walks around until he finds a store named Michele's, he walks in and he likes what he see's there stuff for art and crafts, he starts to put a bunch of things in his bag, when a worker noticed him, he smacked them and ran out the store *
        

                  * Pein *
* pein was walking around the mall, he had a scream mask on he then spotted a tattoo and piercing store, he walked in *
Worker: " hello there sir what can I help you with today "
Pein: " I'll like to change my lip piercing "
Worker: " ok what size are you looking for "
Pein: " a twenty gage "
Worker: " ok so follow me so we can look at the piercing "
Pein: " ok "
Worker: " so here are the piercing that are available so which one would you like "
Pein: " all of them "
Worker: " what "
Pein: " I said all "
  * He knocks out the worker, the piercing artist, and the tattoo artist, he takes all the piecing and walks out the store *
         

              * konan *
   * Konan was walking around the mall with a piece of paper on her face with a frowning face, she then See's a store named hot topic, she see's that itachi saw it too and they race to the store, they start pushing each other to see who gets in first *
Worker: " um sir "
* Itachi pushes Konan he starts to talk to the worker and they walk inside, konan gets up and walks away until she see's a store named forever 21, she walks inside to see it's mostly clothes and whatever teenagers are into, she likes what she see's and starts to put stuff in her bag, when a worker See's her she told them look over there it's Justin Bieber, they look and she runs away *
           

             * Itachi *
  * Itachi was walking around the mall he was supposed to wear a weasel mask but he decided he wasn't going to wear it yet, he then See's a store named hot topic, he see's that konan saw it too and they race to the store, they start pushing each other to see who gets in first *
Worker: " um sir "
* Itachi pushes Konan *
Itachi: " yes "
Worker: " did you just push that woman "
Itachi: " I'm too excited to get a new Linkin Park shirt  "
Worker: " ok then follow me "
* Itachi walks in and starts to look around and starts naming all the band's *
Worker: " wow you really know your band's "
Itachi: " well I mostly listen to rock and alternative "
Worker: " you know you know your band's and your really calm, how would you like a job here "
Itachi: " really but I haven't even put in a application yet "
Worker: " well I'm the manager and you seem really fit to work here "
Itachi: " but I'm on patrol "
Worker: " for what ?"
Itachi: " jumping a thirteen year old who's my younger brother "
Worker: " I see I like that your hired "
Itachi: " really "
Worker: " yeah "
Itachi: " well I appreciate it "
Worker: " no problem now let's get you that shirt "
Itachi: " ok "
* He pays for the shirt he's all happy until he remembers he has to steal something, he puts on his mask walks back in, he starts to put stuff in his bag, when the worker finds out he hits him with the bag and walks out *
         

              * Kisame *
* Kisame is walking around he's wearing a shark mask, he walks around until he See's a pet store and walks inside, he sees all the animals, he ask a worker if he can see a dog, he was playing with it, then he grabs the dog and puts random stuff in his bag and runs out the store *
* everyone eventually all met up and start to run before they call the cops, they make it out and see Madara in the car *
Madara: " get in "
* They all get inside and Madara starts to drive away, it was quite for no one dated to speak a word, the car then stops by a lake *
Madara: " ok here's the plan you all are going to get out the car and not look back "
Sasori: " why can't we look back "
Madara: " because you can't now just say as I do "
Hidan: " why "
Madara: " just say as I do before you end up like the guy in the trunk !"
Konan: " what "
Madara: " just get out all of you "
* They all get out and the car drives straight into the lake *
Madara: " ok now were going to walk to a bus stop so take off your mask and put them in your bags "
Deidara: " why hm "
Madara: " just say as I do! "
* They all do as he say and they walk to the bus stop *
Madara: " ok now you all got bus money "
Sasori: " we were supposed to bring money "
Madara: " what none of you brought money "
* Everyone except kakuzu nod there head *
Madara: " kakuzu "
Kakuzu: " fine "
* The bus get there and they get on and sit in the back *
Kisame: " why did we have to take the bus "
Madara: " because I don't own another car so shut up "
Zetzu: " what was the point of what we just did "
Madara: " I'll explain when we get back to class so shut up "
* They all shut up it gets to there stop, they get off walk a block and finally make it back to class, and they all sit down *
Madara: " alright now your all going to show me what you all got, Mr.Crabs one your first "
Kakuzu: " alright "
* Opens his bag and throws a bunch of money on his desk *
Madara: " the fuck!, you spend your time robbing a store "
Kakuzu: " eight stores "
Madara: " how fast are you "
Kakuzu: " very fast "
Madara: " ok loud one your next "
  * Hidan throws everything on the desk, there's shot glasses,candles and some adult stuff *
Madara: " the fuck where did you go "
Hidan: " Spenser's "
Madara: " ok orange hair one your next "
* Pein throws everything on the desk, it's all a bunch of piercing *
Madara: " did you rob a piercing shop "
Pein: " yeah "
Madara: " ok purple hair one your next "
* Konan throws everything on the desk, it's clothe, and stuff teenagers are into *
Madara: " not bad "
Konan: " thank you "
Madara: " blue one your next "
* Kisame throws everything on the desk and it's all pet stuff and there a dog too *
Madara: " did you rob a pet store "
Kisame: " yeah "
Madara: " ok half and half one your next "
* Zetzu throws everything on the desk and it's all garden stuff *
Madara: " did you rob Lowe's "
Zetzu: " home Depot "
Madara: " that's across the street from the mall "
Zetzu: " really "
Madara: " yes puppet boy your next "
* Sasori takes everything out of the bag and it's just jars *
Madara: " you robed a bunch of jars "
Sasori: " yeah "
Madara: " Blondie your next "
* Deidara throws everything on the desk it's arts supply stuff *
Madara: " god damn it "
Deidara: " what un "
Madara: " itachi your next "
* Itachi throws everything on the desk it's all band shirts and some nail polish and buttons *
Madara: " is this all you robed "
Itachi: " Yeah most of the time I spend talking to a worker I now have a job "
Madara: " really damn and Last but not least Tobi, do I even want to know what you got "
Tobi: " Tobi got sugar from a strange man "
Konan: " what do you mean Tobi "
Tobi: " well a strange man ask Tobi if I was the man and I said I was Tobi "
Hidan: " i'm not liking where this is going "
Tobi: " the man gave Tobi a bag and it was full of sugar "
* Throws the bag of " sugar " on the desk *
Madara: " the mother fucker has cocaine ! "
Tobi: " he also gave Tobi a toy "
* Pulls out a AK47 *
Tobi: " but Tobi dosen't know how to work it "
Madara: " give me that "
  * Madara takes the gun away *
Kisame: " what was the point of all of this "
Madara: " for you guys to rob a bunch of shit so I can sell it "
Konan: " what "
Madara: " yup "
Sasori: " thank God your not our teacher "
Madara: " oh did I not tell you the good news "
Itachi: " what news ?"
Madara: " that I'm your teacher now "
Everyone: " WHAT! "