Friday 10:00 P.M
* Itachi was driving to McDonald's when his phone rang, he looked at it and he didn't recognize the caller ID but picked it up anyways *
Itachi: " hello? "
Madara: " driving test starts now! Come pick me up "
Itachi: " alright "
Madara: " I'll send you where I'm at "
Itachi: " alright I'm on my way "
Madara: " ok "
* He hangs up and goes and pick Madara up at a dollar store, Madara sees him he unlocks the door and madara get's inside the car *
Madara: " alright before we start can we stop by somewhere to get something to eat "
Itachi: " uh yeah I was actually on my way to McDonald's before you called "
Madara: " this is a nice car you got "
Itachi: " thanks "
Madara: " hey what do you got in your glove department "
Itachi: " wait don't open tha- "
* Before itachi could finish it Madara opens it, and he finds it filled with marijuana, blunt wraps, and a lighter *
Madara: " Holly shit you smoke "
* He takes a 14 gram bag out and looks at it *
Madara: " and you be smoking that good shit too, I can see purple little specs in this, how did you get this? "
Itachi: " hell yeah I don't fuck with that dirt weed, I have that weed card so I buy at the dispensary "
Madara: " shit I'm going to roll one "
Itachi: " now?! "
Madara: " yeah pull over at the McDonald's "
* Itachi arrives at the McDonald's and Park's where no one can see him *
Itachi: " ok I'm going to go buy something, you want anything? "
Madara: " yeah a big Mac here's a dollar "
* He hands him a dollar *
Itachi: " wha- this isn't enough "
Madara: " make it enough "
* Itachi signs he closes the door and walks into the McDonald's, Madara starts to roll a blunt but he pulls something out of his pocket *
Madara: " hehe let's make things exciting "
* He puts some angel dust ( I don't even know what I'm saying I'm not even sure if this is real but just go with it ) inside of it and rolls it up, itachi comes back and gets inside the car, he hands Madara his big Mac and he bought a ice cream cone *
Madara: " you bought a  cone "
Itachi: " shut up anyways where are we going "
Madara: " alright your going to take a u-turn go right for a block and go left "
Itachi: " ok "
* He starts driving and Madara then lights the blunt and take a hit *
Madara: * cough * " fuck this is good "
* He takes two more small hits *
Itachi: " stop smoking up all my weed give me some of that "
* Madara hands him it Itachi about to take a hit *
Madara: " careful don't take a big hit "
Itachi: " what do you mean I've been smoking for the longest I can take it "
Madara: " I know the dispensary weed is good bu- "
Itachi: " I can handle it "
Madara: " al rato no me estés chingando"
Itachi: " what did you say? "
Madara: " nothing "
* Itachi looks confused but takes a big hit and he starts coughing and hands it back to Madara "
Itachi: " fuck what kind of shit did I buy this time "
Madara: " I don't know "
* About five minutes go by and itachi starts to feel weird *
Itachi: " hey Madara did you add anything in that blunt? "
Madara: " nah I just crushed the weed rolled it up add a little bit of angel dust that's all "
Itachi: " what? You added angel dust?! "
Madara: " look just smoking weed dosen't get me as high anymore, so I add stuff sometimes, want to try acid? "
Itachi: " what no!? "
Madara: " stop right here! "
* Itachi stops the car *
Itachi: " where are we? "
Madara: " dosen't matter now let's get off "
* They get off and there lot's of lights, and there lot's of people and they're blasting splitknot, Korn, Marilyn  Manson, etc., Itachi starts to freak out for the lights and music, they make their way inside the house *
Itachi: " the fuck " * he said in a shaky voice *
* His pupils dilated and he starts to look around, In his eyes everything was in bright colors and in the abstract art style, Madara then looks at him *
Madara: " alright I'm going to go do something real quick, now don't tell anyone your here with me "
Itachi: " what your going to leave me, please don't leave me "
Madara: " calm down "
Itachi: " oh my God I'm going to die I'm too young too die- "
Madara: " calm your ass down! "
* He slaps him across the face, itachi holds his cheek *
Madara: " your a grown ass man calm down "
* Itachi looks shocked but nods his head *
Madara: " good now I'm just going to go "
* He walks away and itachi starts to look around, while on the other side of the room hidan was there, he had body paint on him he painted himself with black and skeleton look ( like when he licks someone blood and turns into that weird shinagami look, imagine him like that ), he looks around the room and sees itachi he then walks up to him *
Hidan: " Uchiha? "
* He puts a hand on his shoulder, itachi jumps and he sees hidan *
Itachi: " hidan?, what are you doing here? "
Hidan: " i'm Into freaky shit, what are you doing here? "
* Itachi motion for him to get closer, hidan looks confused but get closer to him *
Itachi: " I'm here with Madara don't tell anyone " * he whispered * " shhhh " * he puts his finger on his lips *
* Hidan looks confused *
Hidan: " uh ok "
Itachi: " hidan guess what "
Hidan: " what? "
Itachi: " I'm on my driving test "
Hidan: " ok I'm going to go back to the party "
* Itachi then gets closer to him and pushes his chest out on him *
Itachi: " hey hidan has anyone told you how muscler you are "
* He runs his hand down his chest *
Hidan: " itachi you don't have a chest, you know what fuck the party, you were saying "
Itachi: " your pretty handsome too "
* Madara then comes out of a room and closes the door, he walks up to Itachi and hidan, he had some blood on him and some white stuff on his face especially around his nose *
Hidan: " what the fuck "
Madara: " alright uh itachi let's go "
* Itachi pushed himself closer to hidan *
Itachi: " no I'm staying here with hidan "
Madara: " alright well just don't tell anyone you were here with me, unless you want a cap in your ass "
Hidan: " alright "
* Someone was walking in their direction and Madara punches them *
Madara: " was it me or was that guy running towards us, I-i don't know but I'm just going to go "
Hidan: " yeah "
* Madara was walking and he sees a guy, he punches him in the stomach and takes his drink and runs *
* Hidan still had Itachi close to him, itachi then grabs his ass, he flinches *
Hidan: " Did you just grab my ass? "
Itachi: " I'm high and ready to make mistakes, which sober me can take care of"
* Hidan looks at his eyes and noticed that they're red *
Hidan: " hey itachi how high are you? "
Itachi: " hmm "
Hidan: " i said if you want to go back to my place "
Itachi: " sure "
* Hidan and itachi go back to hidan place, while Madara goes to another party shortly waiting to call his next vic- I mean student *