Madara: " alright today were going to talk about your career choice "
Hidan: " why it ain't going to change shit "
Madara: " shut the fuck!, Anyways you purple hair one what do you want to do for a career "
Konan: " i don't know I like to make paper origami "
Madara: " oh you like to make little paper origami, what your going to do open up a little shop and teach people how to make paper origami, no fuck no how's that suppose to stop war! "
Konan: " what's this suppose to do with "
Madara: " everything! You puppet looking one your next "
Sasori: " i don't know I like to make puppets a puppeteer "
Madara: " the fuck your going to do, make little puppet shows, and your going to be the main attraction, fuck that you the black and white one your next "
Zetzu: " I don't know I like to eat people "
Madara: " the fuck no were going to go your going to work at a funeral home, Tobi your next "
Tobi: " Tobi likes turtles "
Madara: " how the fuck is that going to get you anywhere, were just going to go with dog walker, Mr.crabs one your next "
Kakuzu: " a banker "
Madara: " you can't keep the money "
Kakuzu: " oh well a bank robber "
Madara: " alright hit me up when you do that, shark one we don't even need to go over you, your going to be a fisherman loud one your next "
Kisame: " oh i see your just going to pick my career like that "
Hidan: " i don't know I like to worship Lord jashin a lot "
Madara: " alright we're just going to go with your going to be a Priest who secretly gay "
Hidan: " WHAT! "
Madara: " yeah with the Mr.crabs one "
Hidan: " the fuck "
Madara: " orange hair one your next "
Pein: " piercing artist "
Madara: " ok d*** sucking deidara your next "
Deidara: " i don't know I like explosions hn "
Sasori: " yeah in your mouth "
* Hidan tries not to laugh *
Madara: " I think we all know that "
Deidara: " no not those kind of explosion I'm taking about like fireworks un "
Madara: " oh well but it is true, were just going to go with prostitute "
* Deidara turns red and steam is coming out from his head *
Madara: " alright itachi your next "
Itachi: " I don't know "
Madara: " itachi your my straight A student "
Itachi: " I don't know I might be doing the work but I won't be thinking about my future "
Madara: " itachi "
Itachi: " I don't know maybe a police officer I look sexy in the uniform "
Madara: " we'll just go with that "
Konan: " was being your teacher your career choice Mr. Uchiha "
Madara: " what no it was choice five "
Zetzu: " wait you had four other choices before this one "
Madara: " yeah "
Pein: " what were they "
Madara: " choice four was hitmen "
Kakuzu: " what happened "
Madara: " I'd rather not say "
* Pulls a flask out from his pocket on his shirt, he walks to his desk, he sits down and opens it and starts to drink from it "
Deidara: " ugh Mr. Uchiha are you ok hn "
Madara: " yeah yeah I'm fine class is over your all dismiss "
Konan: " but there still twenty minutes left "
Madara: " who cares your all dismiss, I'm just going to lay back "
* Tries to lay back in his chair but falls back *
Everyone: " Mr.uchiha !"
* Madara puts his hand up with the flask in his hand *
Madara: " I'm good "