..The narrator Huff's out a breath before he swifty begins to speak in a classy British accent..

   Twace the night before.....idfk just go with it and all through the cave, were the mighty s class criminals, whom were deep in their slumber.

     Until a strange dreamer awoke the men. And woman.

    Hidan, a strange fellow went and fucked shit up. He roamed the dark silent hall in search of something quite odd. Walking into the room of his partner, Kakuzu, Shaking him lightly so he could awaken.

"Hmm..." He groaned but didn't wake up.

Hidan frowned and shook him again.

"Hidan..stop...." He rolled to his side.

Hidan shook him once more.

"Hidan!, I- oh god...."

"Where my hoes?" Yes, believe it or not the idiot jashin worshiper was in search of his hoes.

"Hidan you don't have any hoes.."

This upset the albino ass motherfucker.

"Where my hoes?" He asked a bit more aggressive.

The now angry bag of potatoes sat up and face palmed.

"Why don't you go ask Deidara?"

Hidan nodded and walked out of kakuzu's room.

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   Deep in the land of dreams, deidara the young rubia dreamt of one day defeating the bastard uchiha. Until he was brought out of his sweet dreams.

  "Hmmm....." He whined from being shaken.
  
Yet, the buffoon did not care.

"Stop....."

He shook him harder this time, pinching his left titty.

"Ow!, Damnit hi- oh god not this again hn..."

"Where my hoes?" The jashinist asked, making the rubia sigh.

"I don't know hidan, yeah." He said rubbing his eyes.

Hidan frowned, he did not enjoy the answer he had received.

"Where my hoes?"

"Ugh, hidan I really don't know ok yeah. why don't you go ask pein he's the damn leader hn."

  Hidan nods and takes his leave but not before giving the rubia a good slap.

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   Pein snored lightly, rolling over on his side, opening his eyes to find a pair of eyes.

"Aghh!!" He screamed falling off the bed.

"Where my hoes?" Asked the albino laying on his bed.

"Hidan!" Roared out the angry carrot top.

"Where my hoes?"

"I don't know go ask someone else!" Pein shouted pointing at the door.

Hidan frowned as he got up and let out a huff.

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Deep in the night was a raven haired male, struggling to find his peace in mind. With an arm covering his blood lust eyes he laid.

"What do you want hidan?" The raven spoke.

"Where my hoes?" Asked the jashinist.

"Hidan, you don't have any hoes." A stern tone laced in his voice as he spoke.

"Lies!" Shouted the albino before storming out of the raven's cage.

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  A dimly lit room stood out from the others, why you ask? Well, it belong to the only dreamless member besides our tired crow. The master of puppets himself sat on his bed fixing up a puppet as usual.

"Oh god not this again..." Spoke the redhead

"Where my hoes?"

"Hidan leave!"

"Where my hoes?!" Shouted back the jashinist

"I killed them and made them into puppets!"

"No!"

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The night sky shined thousands of colors with the moonlight, seeping through the room of the paper angel. Her wings tucked away for another day as she slept all her worries away.

Her eyes fluttered open as she felt the touch of a devil. A pair of hands were grouping her breasts. A frown formed on her face as she smacked the hands away.

"Hidan!" She shouted covering her chest with her hands.

"Where my hoes?"

A sigh released from her lips as she rubbed her temples.

"Hidan, I don't know...."

"Where my hoes?"

"Why don't you go check the garden?"

Hidan paused for a moment before nodding his head and leaving the angels heaven.

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  The night sky showered over the wicked garden, making it stand out with it's bright colors and forms. Inside his shell slept the one known as Zetsu curled up like a child.

Fingers began to creak through the though shell causing the man to wake up in a panic.

"Where my hoes?" Asked the sleeping jashinist.

"What?"

"Where my hoes?"

"I don't even know what or whom that is."

"Where my hoes?"

"Well, um last time I checked they were with...... Tobi."

Hidan frowned. What were his hoes doing with the other raven of the hideout?

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  The scared raven slept peaceful, his mismatched eyes resting. His face free from the cage of a mask he hides behind.

"Where my hoes?"

"Oh god...." His eyes shot open from hearing the familiar remark.

"Hidan you don't have any hoes."

"Where my hoes?!"

"They left hidan.."

"What?, No."

"Yes and if you don't believe me, go ask Kisame."

Hidan quickly headed towards the shark man's room, despite to find out if his hoes have actually abandoned him.

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  Kisame slept oh so beautifully dreaming of ocean blue skies. His mind at ease finally at a happy place.

Hidan on the other hand had something else in mind for him. He began to shake Kisame roughly trying his best to get him to wake the fuck up.
Yet, once that didn't work he decided to kick things up a notch. Sneaking under the mans bed he pushed his feet up making the other fall off of his bed and onto the floor.

"What the hell?!" Shouted daddy shark

"Where my hoes?"

"Hidan!"

"Where my hoes?"

"They left hidan."

"No!"

"Yes"  Kisame told the man as he  placed his hands on his shoulders. He turned his focus over the the rest of the members, whom were standing at his doorway. He gave them all a nod allowing them to come in. The rest of the members all showed hidan some compassion as they walked him to his room. The sweet paper angel tucked him in.

"Good night baby." Her voice as smooth as the night sky.

Hidan closed his eyes and slowly dozed off. Everyone finally let out a sigh of relief and headed their separate ways, resting up for the rest of the night.

(About five bloody minutes later!)

   A loud banging noise was heard making everyone wake up and go check the source of the noise.

Why, it was hidan! But what was he doing up? Shouldn't he be in bed?

"I know you're all hiding my hoes and I'm not going to rest until I find them!, So I'm beating the stupid out of everyone starting with you Blondie!"

He tackled Deidara to the ground that crazy bastard!

"Aghh! Help hn!" Screamed the sexy Barbie.

Bloody murder!

The rest of the night was spent trying to control hidan, which didn't happen until Sasori injected him with his infamous sleepy baby medicine.

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The sun rose it's beautiful shades of color welcoming a new day in which the akatsuki wasn't ready for.
Hidan on the other hand woke up feeling quite refreshed.

"Agh, I slept fucken fantastic last night what about you dip shits?" He asked turning to look at his fellow house mates.

They all had bangs under their eyes along with a few scratches except for our loving blonde whom was fucked up.

"Shit what happened to you guy?"

"YOU, YOU SON OF A WHORE!"