Natsu really missed his old dreams. The ones were him, Happy and Lucy were finding treasure and him finally meeting Igneel. Why did they have to be replaced by these dreams of him pounding into her for hours?

He really missed his Fights.
Ones that were physically challenging and exciting. Not emotional ones were he had to fight the urge to kiss the celestial mage until her lips were sore.

He missed his partner. He missed being able to hug her. He missed holding her hand and dragging her off on a crazy adventure. He missed being able to talk to her.

It was driving him crazy.

But onto the even bigger problem she was driving him crazy.

Those skimpy clothes were becoming more and more tight.

After Levy's guess he decided the real problem was there was a pervert disease he had gotten from Macow or Cana or Gramps.

"I ain't got no disease! Most likely thing you'd catch off any perv here's an STD or some crap!" Cana had replied when he'd asked her and he spent the rest of the afternoon trying to figure out what the hell an STD was.

But now, scared to ask anyone else after Levy's answer, he was left confused and frustrated. HIM having sexual chemistry with anyone would  a major surprise but having it with LUCY?!

And I thought Levy was smart...

Why can't I just puch away my Feelings?!

He hit himself. A little too hard. Next thing he knew he'd fallen onto the floor and blacked out.

.°•*☆♡☆*•°.

Strawberries.
Strawberries and vanilla.
Strawberries, vanilla and honey...

Oh Lucy's here...

OH GOD LUCY'S HERE

Natsu awoke to the strangest sight he had ever seen. And the cutest.

There. In his kitchen. Her pretty blond hair tied in a messy bun and dressed in her usuall tempting clothing plus a frilly pink apron. Was the amazing, smart and sexy Lucy Heartfilia.

"Oh you're awake Natsu!" She gave him a heart warming smile before continuing her stirring. Natsu was the luckiest man alive.

Why are you saying that? It's not like your married or you've slept with her.

Actually both of those sounded quite pleasing to the pink haired idiot.

.°•*☆♡☆*•°.

Lucy groaned, banging her head on the tabel. "Natsu just speak to me? Just one little word? Just one?"

Natsu continued to sit silently.

Even when she's mad she looks hot.

I was wrong silently staring at an angry woman who secrelty means a lot to you when your about 2 minutes away from having an argument? That's pretty much the definition of Marrige.

She shuffled closer to him. He unconsciously licked his lips as he got a full view of her slightly covered breasts.

I should look up.

But your not gonna are ya?

It seems that way.

"Are you coming down with a fever?" She lifed her hand to his forehead.

Contact.

She made Physical contact with my body.

Why do I feel really hot?

Find a way to get her to stop.

He was about to open his mouth when he grunted. His mouth would betray him. He was sure of it.

She removed her hand with a heavy sigh. Next thing he knew she was crying. Her giant chocolate eyes welling with tears. Were they his fault? Had he made her cry?

"W-What happened Natsu?" God did he want to show her. He wanted to take her right now on the table she had rested her head on only moments ago. "Did I d-do something? Was it m-my f-fault?"

God no Luce. It's the perverts fault.

Na this ones on you idiot.

He gave a heavy sigh

And as he turned back to answer her, it looks like she'd already decided what the answer was. She was gone.

Okay lets make a list of all the crappy things going on at this moment:
~ My best friend hates me and I made her cry
~She thinks I hate her
~I have a pervert in my head
~Her smell seems to have infected the place even worse now
~I need rent money but don't dare
Go to the guild

Great. Just great.

Next time

Just shut up. I'm going to bed.

Might wanna take care of your other problem first and what makes you think you'll be any less messed up in the head if ya go into your room?

JUST SHUT UP