This is really stupid but I like the thought of them being (kind of) friends

West Virginia: Have you seen my hearing aids?
Florida, who broke his glasses: I don't know west virginia, CAN YOU HEAR ME

Adding to trans Florida- him and West Virginia making presentation jokes

Florida: who will win
Florida: me wanting to present masc
Florida: or feminine clothing
West Virginia & Florida: feminine clothing

(Based on societal standards, clothes have no gender)

Them and Florida signing in a meeting and laughing so hard DC kicks them out

Florida distracting people when west virginia doesn't have the energy to communicate

Florida hearing west virginia curse and never letting them live it down

West Virginia stealing Florida's clothes depending on their gender/gender expression

Them stealing each other's hats

Florida and West Virginia baking

Them making breakfast together

Louisiana and Florida running around a store, Florida sits in the cart while louisiana tries to buy random things he finds on the shelves and West Virginia puts everything they don't need back

Conversations at three am with these two

Florida: I love you man
West virginia: k
Florida:
Florida: is this what divorce feels like

West Virginia: listen-
Florida: don't do it
Florida: don't
West virginia: (places a draw four)
Florida: (places another)
West virginia: oh fuck
Florida: :0
West virginia: wait no
Florida: : 0
West virginia: no
Florida: you cURSED
West virginia: I've never said fuck in my life
Florida: you said fuck just now
West virginia:
West virginia: I can't hear you
Florida:
Florida: bitch

Florida, while they're arguing: (closes his eyes)
West virginia, about to punch him: fuck you

Florida, not wearing his glasses: no I see what you're saying
West virginia: thank you
West virginia: wait
Florida: :^)