States as Drew Gooden/Danny Gonzalez quotes

Don't repost/trace/copy/steal any of my art (there's no art in this chapter but still)

Colorado: Utah, you're married, right?
Utah: How did you know that?
Colorado: I was at your wedding

[at the end of a meeting]
Florida: What about us
Florida & Louisiana: What about everything we've been through
Florida & Louisiana: [high ptich] wHAT ABOUT TRUST

Florida: I can't touch my boys??

DC: Why would I have a picture of YOU on the wall of MY office?
Florida: You DO in your house in Orlando
DC: Yeah but it's just out of frame

New York: You are his girlfriend in this senario-
California: Aw
California: I accept
New York
New York: Cali we're both married
California: [looks at his ring]
California: oh yeah

Florida: So you get the idea
Gov: [visibly upset]

Florida: [crying] Awwww, I never steal anything! I'm doing such a bad job-
Louisiana: Hey- Hey, don't talk like that!
Florida: [happy sound]

California: Holy shit!
Florida: [losing it]
California: Everything's coming together!

South Carolina: I figured you were probably pretty thirsty by now, so I brought you some barbecue sauce.
South Carolina:
South Carolina: Yeah, I can pour it in a cup.

Florida: I would never do the things that are written in this
[later]
Florida: Do you wanna act it out?

Florida: Alright, now I'm ready to film the video.
DC: Oh, what? No, no, I don't need you to help film, I just needed you to help with the assistant stuff, 'cause you're my assistant. I just need help with that.
Florida: I thought we were friends.
Florida: If you don't want to hang out with me-
DC: It's just-
Florida: -after I drove all the way here on my unicycle from Florida, then I can unicycle my way back home.
DC: Okay-
Florida: BYE [stands up]
DC: Well, it's just-
Florida: [sits back down] Yes?
DC: [laughs]

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