[slaps opinion out of the air] not in my house
States but as memes I found looking through buzzfeed unsolved quotes
California: anybody on here ever heard of critical thinking
Florida: I don't think so. What are some of their songs?
aliens: [exist]
Washington: I know
Idaho: [blows a kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)]
Idaho: Maybe the reason there haven't been any alien abduction stories in recent years is that aliens already figured out everything they needed to know.
California: Being that they should leave us alone because we're annoying af?
New York: if u listen closely u can hear me not caring
Florida: What's your sexuality
Louisiana: stupid
New York: You ever just look at someone and think... shut up.... even if they haven't said anything yet.
DC: honestly who knows what I'm doing at this point
Florida, staring at a wall that has "666" written in blood: I feel very welcome here.
California: York, you deserve an award for putting up with me-
New York: No, this show is my award, I love spending time with you.
Vs
Florida: To be honest, you should get an award for putting up with me-
Louisiana: Damn fucking straight I do-
Florida, right before making a horrible decision: eh whatever it'll be fine
Florida: all odd numbers have an "e" in them
DC: Florida, it's three am
Florida: t-h-r-E-E
DC: GO TO SLEEP
Florida: victim is 6'1., his body.. Has already turned into a ghost...
police officer: sir. that's just a sheet we covered the body with
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