Not a moment before and not a moment later!

Gov: Alright, is anyone here straight? 
Colorado: [slowly raises his hand]
Connecticut: [slowly lowers his hand]

Connecticut: [being productive]
Colorado, upside down on a chair: Do you think stars have feelings? 

Colorado: I can't go
Connecticut: Why?
Colorado: Stress is bad for the baby
Connecticut: What baby?
Colorado: me

Colorado: If Cut doesn't tear up when I'm walking down the aisle, I'm turning the fuck around.
California: Texas definitely will when we get married because he's gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life, and that's enough to make anybody cry.

Colorado: sometimes I think Cut doesn't take me seriously
California: then try acting mature around him
(Later that day)
Connecticut, excited and trying to ask Colorado on a date: what do you do for fun ?
Colorado: my taxes

Colorado: this is my partner, Connecticut, he's so smart and handsome and I'm so proud of him
Florida: this is my beautiful husband Louisiana, he's my angel and I love him so much
California: this is Texas, he's not allowed out in public by himself anymore

Connecticut: WHO ATE MY POPTARTS I'M GOING TO KI-
Colorado: I did
Connecticut: -kiss you and tell you how much I love you
[meanwhile]
California, hugging Texas and whispering in his ear: Drink my coffee again and we're fucking done. 

Connecticut: I hate you
Colorado: that makes two of us
Connecticut: Coco, honey, we talked about this

Connecticut: I'm ambidextrous 
Colorado: That's what's up, bro. Love who you love. 

Colorado, every 30 minutes: [kicks open a door] I would DIE for you Cut
Connecticut, not even paying attention anymore: then perish

Connecticut: Okay, yeah, I love coco, I have loving feelings for him, but does that mean I love him? no
Connecticut: oh my god
Connecticut: oh my god I'm in love with coco
Connecticut: Why didn't you guys tell me?!
Massachusetts: We thought you knew

Colorado: This doesn't concern you
Connecticut: WELL I AM FUCKING CONCERNED DOES THAT COUNT??

Colorado: [carrying all the groceries]
Connecticut: [holds his hand out to help]
Colorado: [switches all the groceries to one arm to hold Connecticut's hand]
Connecticut: That's not what I-
Colorado: :)
Connecticut: okay

Colorado: [crying]
Connecticut: Who did this to you? Where are they? 

Colorado, singing: What is love? Baby don't hurt me
Connecticut: I would never hurt you
Colorado: No, it's just a song-
Connecticut, in protective boyfriend mode: I would never let anyone hurt you