First off, D'angelo Wallace and Tom Harlock both have really good content
Second, this chapter is really just quotes

Louisiana and Florida look forward to the day after Valentines day every year because cheap chocolate
Louisiana usually shares with Texas, California, and New York
Florida goes to Georgia's room to share chocolate
They usually let Gov take some

[In eggwars]
California: [watching Florida on a bridge swinging his sword at someone]
Florida: No, I'm gonna do it-
New York: You're going to fall-
Florida: no, I'm gonna do it-
California: Is he?
Florida: [walks forward and tries to knock them off]
Florida: [falls]
Florida: fuck

Florida: creeper season is over [places a creeper head on an item frame]
Florida: can I get a sad aw man
Florida & Louisiana: aw man

Florida: [picks up a dragon egg] I'm embracing the fact that I am a father
California: mother
Florida: mother

Utah: what should I name my kid
Utah: I don't think a parent should ask that

Gov: I can't say whether or not that's better
Gov: But it exists and it happened

Louisiana: I don't know man
Gov: What's the problem?
Louisiana: There's one boat
Gov: Yeah, I know, what's your point?
Louisiana: Me
Louisiana: Florida
Gov: Yeah?
Louisiana: I don't know if there's gonna be room for you on the boat
Gov: Can't you just put him on your lap?
Louisiana: nah
Gov: I can have Cali on my lap
Gov: Why can't you have him on your lap?
Louisiana: wait did I get the boat
Gov: did you?
Louisiana: yeah

Florida, driving the boat: great now you get the view
Louisiana, staring at his ass: yeah I do

Gov: What are you getting Florida for your anniversary?
Louisiana: [shoves Florida out of the boat] who?

Louisiana: When are you gonna ditch Cali
Gov: I am not ditching Cali, he is the love of my life
Gov: You don't ditch the love of your life

Texas: It was really weird
Texas: I was trying to go to the atm but I kept hearing "woOooOo, wOoOoO"
South Carolina: I think that was your stomach-
Texas: So I go up to the atm and I start putting my number
Texas: and I start hearing the " wOooOo" come out of the machine
Texas: turns out I'd put my card in Florida's mouth, dressed as an atm
South Carolina: Why was he dressed as an atm?
Texas: He stole my card

California: Florida?
Florida: Yeah?
California: How'd my cat get in a tree?
Florida: They used a monster truck
California: alright then
California: uh
California: moving on-

Florida: this one person was spreading rumors about me last week and I've been really self confidence ever dense
California, laughing: that was not a sentence
Florida: I think I just had a stroke

Louisiana: Somebody take- no, who wants my sweater-
Florida: Oh- oh give me that- ME- ME PLEASE-

New York: Me?
Alaska: No, not you honey, you're doing great

Louisiana: [gets a paper cut]
Florida: Do you want me to lick it

Florida, mumbling: Doin okay and I've been comin out of my cage
Gov: no- go back in the cage
Gov: no one wanted you out of the cage

Florida: I'm not stuck here with you, you're stuck here with me

Alabama: no one asked you Indiana
Indiana: No one ever asks me

Louisiana: Do you need someone to hold your hand
Florida:
Florida: Are you offering?

Louisiana: If Florida wore that, it'd be cute but not good
Florida: ok
Gov: Yeah, I can see that being cute if Florida wore it
Florida: I'll take that

California, getting frustrated: Florida stop fucking typing in chat
Florida, in chat: ur doing great I believe in you
California: Well now I look like an asshole

Florida: You made a girl cry New York
Florida: how do you feel?
New York: Awesome

Indiana: Alright, well I've never kissed a boy before
Florida: Oh- same
California: Florida you liar you kissed the most boys here
Florida: oh true
New York: Yeah, what about Louisiana?
Florida: true