Florida: Y'know what? Maybe he's right, some people should just give up, I know I have.
New Jersey: What did you want to be?
Florida: I don't know, but it sure wasn't this.

Jerry: Will, stop! This isn't you; you've gone mad with power!
Florida: Well of course I have.
Florida: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Florida: It's boring.

Florida: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
New Jersey: You and me!!!
Florida, tearing up: Okay

Florida: I made you a friendship bracelet.
New Jersey: I'm not really a jewelry person.
Florida: Oh, that's okay, you don't have to wear it-
New Jersey: No, I'm gonna wear it forever, back off.

New Jersey: Whaddya call a fish with no eyes?
Florida, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
New Jersey:
New Jersey: fsh

Florida: I trust DC.
New Jersey: You think he knows what he's doing?
Florida: I wouldn't go that far.

Florida: You saved me. I owe you my life.
DC: No thanks, I've seen it and I'm not impressed.

DC: Do you take constructive criticism?
Florida: I only take cash or credit

Florida: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
New Jersey: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

Gov, going over Florida's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Florida: Yes
Gov: Okay... may I know what you create?
Florida: Problems.