Part 2 to the last chapter

Idaho: y'all are so excited for the aliens do you realize they're gonna kill us all?
California: that's the exciting part

Florida: me, introducing myself: it is i your local asshole

Florida: [finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series]
Florida: my love

California: lmao y'all pay to go to haunted houses??? sitting alone with ur thoughts is free bro

Louisiana: are u a big spoon or a little spoon?
Florida: im a knife

DC: me adressing serious topics: yo that's wild

Florida: I wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on

Washington: You fools, that's not Bigfoot screaming in the woods, it's me having an existential crisis

Florida: Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything

Florida: country gnomes,
Florida: take my bones

Oregon: Washington, you really are my best friend.
Washington: Best friend? BEST friend?! BITHC i'm your !!ONLY!! friend!!
Washington: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATIN YOUR STUPID ASS!

Utah: I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you
Florida: I didn't call you
Demon: I did

California: my soul leaving my body, but with one of those slide whistle sound effects

California: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle & explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations