I have some drawing bases and ideas I probably won't finish, so that's fun

Florida: I can't be homophobic
California: No, you can-
Florida: My boyfriend's gay
California:
California: Wait-

California: It's cereal first
Texas: It's milk first
Florida: [chugs a box of three year old cereal he found on the floor]

Florida: Hey dweeb
California: Come on dude I don't have time for this
California: I'm gonna be late
Florida: You're not going anywhere until I'm done with you
Florida: Four eyes
California: You're wearing more glasses than me-
Florida: Yeah 'cause I need these to see
Florida: asshole

California: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Florida: >:O language
New York: Yeah watch your fucking language
Maryland: OKAY WHO TAUGHT CALIFORNIA THE FUCK WORD?
Connecticut: 'The fuck word'.
Gov: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
California: Oh my god he censored it
Florida: Say fuck, DC.
Louisiana: Do it, DC. Say fuck.
Gov: Fuck.

Gov: Anyone d-
Maryland: Depressed?
New York: Drained?
Florida: Dumb?
California: Disliked?
Gov: -done with their work... are you guys okay??

Florida has been on most apps since they started

(Edit: Florida started the world in December, 2011 and added Louisiana to it with the 1.3 update from August 1, 2012

California was added July 3, 2013

a few days after horses were added)

California, Florida, and Louisiana have a minecraft world from 2011 they refuse to let anyone else on, in this world:

Florida got enough gold for enchanted golden apples and forgot to craft them right before the update removing the recipe came up so when he tried to craft them the next day it didn't work (he cried)

Louisiana had to pause a build to go see why California and Florida were screaming about something in the ocean, they didn't know the drowned mob was added

Florida has beacons pretty much everywhere

They've killed the ender dragon all twenty times (twenty times if you want a new portal, I doubt there's a cut off)

There's a series of portals connecting everything

there's subways made of ice with a chest full of boats at each entrance/exit

there is at least one song with note blocks

Florida has a base just for his pets

the floor on said base is made up of iron gold diamond and emerald blocks because birds can dance

with the nether update, Florida started eating golden apples as a food source just to bother the other two

they're all way too op

California has a mending, unbreaking, fortune/silk touch for when they go mining

Florida built a house of netherite and sent it to the state chat to bother everyone in the main world

it was taken down shortly after because he really only wanted to bother people

Florida made an iron farm

Florida died like nine times in an ocean temple and everyone was confused by the loud cursing from his room while Louisiana and California were dying of laughter in the living room

Florida has been banned from having a flint and steel, tnt, and the materials for all

none of them follow it, but there's a giant build with a bunch of signs on it with rules and banned items for each

Florida has burned it down more than once

They've created multiple trading areas

California captures, cures, and assigns villagers professions then moves them to which ever house fits

California wanted mending

Florida wanted sword/sword enchantments

Louisiana has made a bunch of farms (dungeon farms, piglin farms, enderman farms)

Florida does the majority of the fighting

Florida and Louisiana always forget food

Florida stays in underwater bases/treehouses

California uses underground systems and prefers to sleep in houses but work in mines

Louisiana crashes wherever is closest

California and bees

Florida makes every name tag cursed

They have a head farm, mostly for Florida, where a creeper is struck by lighting and then blows up a mob so they drop their head

Florida has a complete music disc collection he shuffles through while the other two are off

Florida singing "I want you to want me" while the other two are off and the only light in his room is the computer gives me a vibe I can't really explain

They have multiple caves mined out and filled with any block they don't want (blocks of redstone and stuff like that)

Florida burns any unwanted stone

They have a sheep farm (it sheers the sheep, Florida doesn't like killing animals)

The world is covered in wool builds that can be anything from "fuck" to a complex build that took like a week to make

They can tell you from experience that making a large underground base/mining a mountain will take a l o t (that shit takes forever and you need so many pickaxes, or a mending one and a way to farm xp but still)

Florida: Oh!! Nice!! I got-
[Florida was blown up]
Florida: No one fucking talk to me

California: wait what version are we on
California: [checks update notes]
California: [sees he's staring at an enderman when he clicks away]
California: Well fuck

Florida: [does the water bucket jump]
Florida: I'm a fucking god
[Florida was slain by Zombie]

Florida: [checks the enderman farm]
The eight large chests, trying their best: [start overflowing]
Florida: Oh fucking sweet dude
Florida: I have twelve stacks of ender pearls
California: What the fuck??

Florida, jumping out of a portal in a glitched green skin: I'm g a y

Florida: [jumps in lava]
Florida: I killed myself
California, turning around: congrats!

California: [peacefully collecting flowers]
Florida, running by throwing flowers at him: therES BE E S
California: what the fuck

Florida, seeing a turtle: :0
Florida: [runs up to it] sksksksave the turtles
Florida: :)
Creeper: sssss
Florida, about to cry: nO

Edit: removed a hc