IDC: Hey, don't you have a meeting today?
Gov: I had to take a sick day
Gov: I'm so sick of these people

California: The thing is I've been living a lie
Florida: Just one? I'm living like twenty

Florida, when California and Texas start fighting in a meeting: Hey. Hey. Hey. All right. Hey, hey. Come on. Stop it.
Florida: Come on. Break it up.
Florida: What's the matter with you?
Florida: Now. Don't you two see that you're in love with each other?

California: I don't want hope. Hope is killing me.
California: My dream is to become hopeless.

California: Alright, go ahead and hit me, Texas. I have witnesses.
Texas: Turn around, Florida.
Florida: [turns around]
California: Florida?

DC: You've got to apologize.
Florida: Why?
DC: Because it's the mature and adult thing to do.
Florida: How does that affect me?

Florida: Do you ever yearn?
Washington: Yearn? Do I yearn?
Florida: I yearn.
Washington: You yearn.
Florida: Oh, yes. Yes, I yearn. Often, I...I sit...and yearn.

Florida: Who even buys an umbrella? You can get them for free from coffee shops in the metal cans.
California: ...Those belong to people.

New York: I was raised to say "God bless you"
Massachusetts: [sneezes]
New York: Oh, shut up

California: Well, I can't go to a bad movie by myself!
California: What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

DC: It's 5:30 in the morning.
Florida, making breakfast with New York: We let you sleep in.