Dumb Seth Rollins

One Day...

Seth wakes up & Takes a Shower. Afterwards he goes into the kitchen.

Seth: Hey Dean.

Dean: I Told you, I Didn't Fuck Anyone honey!

Seth: Uhhhhh wut?

Dean: oh hey Seth, I thought you were Becky.

Seth: I sound nothing like Becky.

Dean: You kinda do.

Seth: whatever i'm gonna get some air.

Dean: fine.

Seth goes outside & sees the girls.

Bayley & Becky were playing vollyball, Sasha was Tanning & Charlotte was attempting to boss them around.

Charlotte: Bow to Me you Peasants!!!

Bayley: No.

(Whaaaaaa? She says NO to a command?!?!? Well, Actually That Actually isn't too shocking.)

Seth walks 1 step & a Ton weight falls on him.

Sasha: SETH!!!!

The girls run towards Seth.

Sasha: Seth! Baby Are you okay?!

Seth immediately wakes up.

Seth: Hey guys.

Bayley: Seth! We're so glad you're okay *Hugs Him*

Seth: of course I'm okay. I'm a Wizard.

https://youtu.be/CfBCD1IjRo0

Charlotte: Wut?

Sasha: uhhhhh heh heh... Seth what are you talking about?

Seth: It's easy. I went to Bonewarts of Fuckcraft & Spankery.

Sasha: mmmmmm yeah you did.😉

(Also, just so we're clear here, She's only like this Towards Seth. She's still the Same Legit Boss to Anyone Else.)

Dean: What did I just hear?

Becky: Honey, Seth said he's a wizard.

Dean: okay, there is no way he's a wizard. He thinks That 2+2=4

Charlotte: it is.

Dean/Seth: No it's 47!

Everyone: 😱

-1 Commercial Break Later-

Seth: What?

Bayley: Did you just say 2+2=47

Seth: No. I said it was 28

Dean: HA!!! WHO'S THE IDIOT NOW?!?! HAHAHA *Runs Upstairs*

Sasha: Still Him. Guys, How do you Think Seth Got This Way?

Becky: Well, I Mean, He Just Got Smacked With a Ton

Bayley Was Closing Her Eyes.

Charlotte: What is It Bayley?

Bayley: He's Bleeding a Little

Seth: No That's My Fruit Punch.

Seth Gets Up & Waves His Hands around.

Seth: SILENCE!! I Must.... DANCE!!

Seth Dances like an absolute Tool as Bayley Runs off to get some help.

Later...

Seth was looking at MrAmbrose1's Computer.

Seth: What Are These Programs? Gacha Life? Garry's Mod? Dolphin Emulator? What's on his History?

MrAmbrose1: HEY! off My Laptop!!!

Seth: Relax. Also, What's RPGMaker MV

MrAmbrose1: A Game Development Software now get out!!

Seth: okay but first super important question?

MrAmbrose1: What?!

Seth: What's 1+1?

MrAmbrose1 Throws him out his window.

Meanwhile with Bayley...

Bayley: And That's why you need to help us Change him Back.

Miz: you do know I haven't been in a book in Almost 2 years right?

Bayley: yeah but this is important. Please!

Miz: Fine.

Bayley: YAY!!!

Later....

Seth: And That's How The Sun is a Planet.

Charlotte: When is Bayley Getting Back This is So Moronic!!

Becky: Hug.

Bayley: Did somebody Say.... HHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

She Hugs Becky Very Tight.

Bayley: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!

Seth: I Didn't. Who are You Again?

Sasha: That's Bayley. My Best Friend.

Seth: Ohhhhh So My Brother In Law.

Bayley: Uhhhhhh Sure.

Miz: I'm Here To Help Change This Moron back!!

Seth: I'm Not a Moron, I HAVE 2,000 IQ

Bayley: Maybe The OLD Seth Did.

Miz Pulls Out a Laser Gun & Aims It at Seth.

Miz: And.... FIRE!!!

ZAP

Seth Is Knocked out.

3 Hours Later....

Seth Wakes Up & Immediately Sasha & Bayley Were Looking at Him.

Bayley: Hey Seth... Are You Okay?

Seth: Ohhhh My Head Feels Like Shit. but... yeah.

Bayley Hugs Him Very Tight & Then Sasha Grabs Seth Into a Full Blown Make-Out Session.

Sasha: Mmmmm *Giggles*

Dean: Guys Get a Room

MrAmbrose1: Oh You Know You Wanna Read That.

Sasha: Fine.

Becky: so...... What Now. We Did Smart Dean, Dumb Seth, What's Next? 50/50 Roman?

Roman: Hey!!!

Dean: I Already Was Smart BEFORE That.

Charlotte: uhhhhh Sure.

Bayley: Who's up For a Round of Mario Kart?

Everyone (Except Charlotte): YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End

Not Gonna Bother With Tags Because I Spent  WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY Too Long Just Writing This. Hope You Enjoyed This. I'll See You Next Book.

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