Dumb Seth Rollins
One Day...
Seth wakes up & Takes a Shower. Afterwards he goes into the kitchen.
Seth: Hey Dean.
Dean: I Told you, I Didn't Fuck Anyone honey!
Seth: Uhhhhh wut?
Dean: oh hey Seth, I thought you were Becky.
Seth: I sound nothing like Becky.
Dean: You kinda do.
Seth: whatever i'm gonna get some air.
Dean: fine.
Seth goes outside & sees the girls.
Bayley & Becky were playing vollyball, Sasha was Tanning & Charlotte was attempting to boss them around.
Charlotte: Bow to Me you Peasants!!!
Bayley: No.
(Whaaaaaa? She says NO to a command?!?!? Well, Actually That Actually isn't too shocking.)
Seth walks 1 step & a Ton weight falls on him.
Sasha: SETH!!!!
The girls run towards Seth.
Sasha: Seth! Baby Are you okay?!
Seth immediately wakes up.
Seth: Hey guys.
Bayley: Seth! We're so glad you're okay *Hugs Him*
Seth: of course I'm okay. I'm a Wizard.
https://youtu.be/CfBCD1IjRo0
Charlotte: Wut?
Sasha: uhhhhh heh heh... Seth what are you talking about?
Seth: It's easy. I went to Bonewarts of Fuckcraft & Spankery.
Sasha: mmmmmm yeah you did.😉
(Also, just so we're clear here, She's only like this Towards Seth. She's still the Same Legit Boss to Anyone Else.)
Dean: What did I just hear?
Becky: Honey, Seth said he's a wizard.
Dean: okay, there is no way he's a wizard. He thinks That 2+2=4
Charlotte: it is.
Dean/Seth: No it's 47!
Everyone: 😱
-1 Commercial Break Later-
Seth: What?
Bayley: Did you just say 2+2=47
Seth: No. I said it was 28
Dean: HA!!! WHO'S THE IDIOT NOW?!?! HAHAHA *Runs Upstairs*
Sasha: Still Him. Guys, How do you Think Seth Got This Way?
Becky: Well, I Mean, He Just Got Smacked With a Ton
Bayley Was Closing Her Eyes.
Charlotte: What is It Bayley?
Bayley: He's Bleeding a Little
Seth: No That's My Fruit Punch.
Seth Gets Up & Waves His Hands around.
Seth: SILENCE!! I Must.... DANCE!!
Seth Dances like an absolute Tool as Bayley Runs off to get some help.
Later...
Seth was looking at MrAmbrose1's Computer.
Seth: What Are These Programs? Gacha Life? Garry's Mod? Dolphin Emulator? What's on his History?
MrAmbrose1: HEY! off My Laptop!!!
Seth: Relax. Also, What's RPGMaker MV
MrAmbrose1: A Game Development Software now get out!!
Seth: okay but first super important question?
MrAmbrose1: What?!
Seth: What's 1+1?
MrAmbrose1 Throws him out his window.
Meanwhile with Bayley...
Bayley: And That's why you need to help us Change him Back.
Miz: you do know I haven't been in a book in Almost 2 years right?
Bayley: yeah but this is important. Please!
Miz: Fine.
Bayley: YAY!!!
Later....
Seth: And That's How The Sun is a Planet.
Charlotte: When is Bayley Getting Back This is So Moronic!!
Becky: Hug.
Bayley: Did somebody Say.... HHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
She Hugs Becky Very Tight.
Bayley: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!
Seth: I Didn't. Who are You Again?
Sasha: That's Bayley. My Best Friend.
Seth: Ohhhhh So My Brother In Law.
Bayley: Uhhhhhh Sure.
Miz: I'm Here To Help Change This Moron back!!
Seth: I'm Not a Moron, I HAVE 2,000 IQ
Bayley: Maybe The OLD Seth Did.
Miz Pulls Out a Laser Gun & Aims It at Seth.
Miz: And.... FIRE!!!
ZAP
Seth Is Knocked out.
3 Hours Later....
Seth Wakes Up & Immediately Sasha & Bayley Were Looking at Him.
Bayley: Hey Seth... Are You Okay?
Seth: Ohhhh My Head Feels Like Shit. but... yeah.
Bayley Hugs Him Very Tight & Then Sasha Grabs Seth Into a Full Blown Make-Out Session.
Sasha: Mmmmm *Giggles*
Dean: Guys Get a Room
MrAmbrose1: Oh You Know You Wanna Read That.
Sasha: Fine.
Becky: so...... What Now. We Did Smart Dean, Dumb Seth, What's Next? 50/50 Roman?
Roman: Hey!!!
Dean: I Already Was Smart BEFORE That.
Charlotte: uhhhhh Sure.
Bayley: Who's up For a Round of Mario Kart?
Everyone (Except Charlotte): YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End
Not Gonna Bother With Tags Because I Spent WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY Too Long Just Writing This. Hope You Enjoyed This. I'll See You Next Book.
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