(Y/N) has been sick and bedridden for like two months and hasn't taken care of her body ever since. But the moment she wakes up from her 'deep slumber' there's smut!

I DON'T UNDERSTAND. HOW'S SHE NOT A FUCKING BEAR BY NOW? I MEAN, SHE'D HAVE MORE HAIR ON ONE LEG THAN HE HAS ON HIS ENTIRE BODY ISTG!