Scrooge:

To be honest he would be traumatized for life with all that smut-

Beakly:

Deleting your history so the children cant see it ( Thanks Beakly )

The triplets:

Snitch on you, hell i would do it because i wouldnt wanna see YOUR wattpad history-

Webby:

Same for huey, Dewey and louie

Bonus

Lena and Magica:

Lena agrees to give her powers back to magica JUST to smite you with dark magic