Dewey: Can I be your wingman?

Donald: No. 

Dewey: Come on! Do you think I will embarrass you?

Donald: Honey, I'm certain.

Dewey: How many times have I ruined your date?

Donald: But I haven't been dating since you boys were born!

Dewey: Exactly! So zero! Perfect score! You can count on me. 😉

Donald: (facepalms)