The Ballad of Duke Baloney Review
So for once when I said I was going to release it on said day, it comes out on Said Day!
Despite the fact that I almost slept in this morning.
Also don't expect the Kids today, they got the day off.
But like always.
So the episode starts with something that, we all have to admit we forgot, happened in the finale, Glumgold being dragged out to sea by his shadow.
No wonder that last couple of episodes seemed less noisy!
Anyway, apparently he was found at sea by a fisherman and fisherwoman, HOORAY FOR GENDER EQUALITY!, and has Litterally no memory of who he is.
Louie: I'll answer, your name is Peepee McTurtleButt and you were never potty trained!
I thought you guys were off this week.
Webby: Actually Huey and Dewey are, they're still grounded from last week.
Then after the theme song. We cut to a news segment saying that after Glumgold's disappearance, the Company was taken over by Zan Owlson, played by Natasha Rothwell, who as I checked her Wikipedia is going to be involved in the upcoming movie Wonder Woman 84.......but because that was not enough, I went onto her IMDB page says she is also known for playing Kelli on the HBO series Insecure.
Louie: That little Bit of Info is brought to you by IMDB.
Webby: 🎵What you Do Instead of Things🎵
Joke provide by another joke 8 minutes and 20 seconds into this video:
Anyway, apparently she is making Glumgold Industries...normal, by cutting the stuff Glumgold was using to go after Scrooge.
So basically its like getting rid of a crazy person with a Rational Thinking person?
Louie: Lime if Jurassic Park replaced their Dinosaurs with Kittens?
Webby: You had that dream last night too?
Anyway, after that we cut to Louie and Webby on a boat with Webby doing all the work.
Louie: I should probably point out I'm not saying woman should do all the work I'm just lazy.
Webby: We know Louie!
And then they went to the dock to get some bait and who's selling Bait? Glumgold who's beard is black, possibly from the Squid Ink and managed to get a South African Accent. What's next is he played by Andy Serkis?
Louie: No he is not played by Klaue from Black Panther!
Dang it! Anyway he thinks his name is Duke Baloney, at least they spelled the word right and not Balogna.
Webby: Why does the A make a Y sound?
Louie: Because the Guy who invented it wanted to screw with people!
Thank you Louie!
After that they went to this chum place and notice that Glumgold has no memory of his previous life at all.
Why does Louie want Glumgold to remember he's less of a threat this way, even though he is more of a threat than Mark Beaks.
Webby: An Army of Butterflies are more of a threat than Mark Beaks.
Louie: A bunch of Newborn Babies are more of a threat than Mark Beaks.
And before Commercial Glumgold gets mad at a Boat from McDuck Enterprises.
Louie: Speaking of Commercials!
We're not giving you time to promote your invention that turns water into donuts! Mainly because, WHERE'S YOUR SCIENCE?
Louie: That's what Huey is for!
And after the commercials, Glumgold is seen trying to One UP the McDuck Fishing boat by fishing, using dynamite as bait...............That's incredibly stupid!
Webby: Agreed!
Louie: I maybe lazy but I'm not Stupid.
Webby: Coming from Someone who wants to turn water into Donuts!
Then Glumgold devises a plan I would have to class as, "Dr. Evil Stupid."
Okay I stand corrected the male Villains, meaning both Glumgold and Mark Beaks are less of a threat than Ma Beagle and Magica combined!
Louie: Well in due respects Women are more threatening than men, why do you think I try my best to stay on Webby's Good side?
Webby: You don't want to see my bad side.
Then after a meet up with Scrooge, Webby and Louie go fishing and then Glumgold is hit in the head with a hook and falls into the water.
Then we go back in time MANY MANY YEARS AGO, to see a Young Duke Baloney....wait a minute, hold on. Before meeting Scrooge There was no word about Glumgold before Arriving in America in the 80's. And now in the is flashback it shows him as a kid named Duke Baloney.
Louie: Also shining Scrooge, who is still old, shoes.
Webby: We'll Question Scrooge's Age whenever the show ends after season 4.
Louie: You mean if.....no wait we will get a 4th one the Fans Love us.
Plus the Standard 4 seasons and that's it rule from Disney.
Anyway, Basically, Duke Baloney is the Real Glumgold and Glumgold was Duke Baloney's Scottish Persona?
*awkward Silence is Awkward*
Louie: Okay Mind, Blown!
Webby: I need to lie down for about......a year or 5.
Weird Al was right, EVERYTHING WE KNOW IS WRONG!
After regaining his memory, Duke, I'M CALLING HIM DUKE FROM NOW ON, returned to Glumgold industries and made a Bet with Scrooge seeing who will be the Richest Duck in the world by the end of the year. And Scrooge accepts. And.....that's it.
Okay what was that it was messed up, everything I knew about Glumgold was wrong!
Webby: QUESTION EVERYTHING!
I need a breather.
Okay see you guys on Sunday for the Review. That's right its going back to Sundays!
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