I. Q paced back and forth. "The president of outer space is going to be so angry.
Where is that Dodgers?" Dodgers stopped him "Hey, doc, slow down. You're gonna wear out the linoleum." "Where have you been? You're two hours late." "Well, you see, uh, I was at my grandmother's funeral. And it ran kind of long." "What kind of idiot do you think I am? Your grandmother has been dead for over 300 years." The two walked in as the hologram of the president showed up "Gentlemen, we are faced with a most dire situation making this mission of the utmost import. Oh, by the way, Dodgers, sorry to hear about your grandmother." Dodgers and I. Q looked at each others "It seems the planet of Andromeda Six in the beta-carotene system has fallen under Martian domination and is being controlled by an army of Centurion robots." It showed the planet and the centurion robots. "Dodgers, your mission is to transport our special agent to Andromeda Six. There, the agent will organize freedom fighters to expel the Martian invaders. Can you do it, Dodgers?" "I don't know. Sounds sort of--" "Can you do it, Dodgers?" "Well, I still have a few days of bereavement coming." The president screamed "Can you do it, Dodgers?!" "All right. I'll do it.
I'll do it." It showed I. Q with his hair messed up "Of course, I just had my hair permed." "Subatomic proton torpedoes." "C-c-Check." "Hyper fluoride toothpaste." "Check." "Assorted hard candies." "Check." "Y/n's comics?" "Check." "The secret agent." "Uh Nope." "What? "It's just that the agent hasn't reported in yet." "Where is this guy? I mean, what kind of a jerk shows up two hours late?" I. Q showed up with curlers in his hair. "Dodgers, the agent is prepared to be evaporated up to your ship." "Now remember, we're counting on you. This mission is of the utmost import. You represent the entire--" Dodgers turned off the monitor "Blah, blah, blah. Blah blah blah." It showed the three at the tele-porter "All right, Cadet, let's bring this knucklehead aboard. Evaporate." It showed a woman as Y/n was shocked and Cadet smiled "All right, pal, let's get one thing straight." Dodgers saw that it was a girl and smiled "I-- I--I-- I love you with every fiber of my being." "I am Agent Yoshimi. It's a pleasure to meet you." "Yes, my child. As you know, this mission is--" "I know. Of the utmost import.
But time is of the essence." Y/n looked at the radar "Captain, our instruments are picking up a Martian ship. Should we go on tactical alert?" "Captain Duck Yoshimi." It's got a nice ring to it." Y/n asked "But what about the Martian vessel?" "Monitor the situation, Cadet.
I'm going to prepare for my beloved." He then walked off.

Commander said as he saw the monitor "I believe I've detected Duck Dodgers' ship.
Alter our present course and go to full pursuit." The ship followed dodgers ship behind and fired lasers "Don't let them get away! And be careful my first friend's on there!" Y/n pushed on some levers as a laser hit an engine. The ship then moved away "Where are they?" The ship went behind and shot at the Martian ship "Whoa! Damage report?" "We've lost our thrusters." "Break off engagement to make necessary repairs. Once again, foiled by your brilliance, Duck Dodgers." "Hey, Cadet, watch the bumps. Remember, smooth and steady wins the race. Hands at 10 and 2." Y/n said dizzyingly "I'll try and remember that, sir." "I'll be in my quarters. Notify me if anything important comes up." "Will do."

"Centurion, calculate Dodgers' final destination from his present course." "Dodgers will arrive at Andromeda Six in one hour." "Good. Then, we'll have a special little surprise waiting for him. Duck Dodgers, prepare to meet your destiny."

Dodgers was in his quarters getting fancied up "Duck Dodgers, prepare to meet your destiny. Heh, heh. Tonight, Agent Yoshimi is gonna make an honest man out of me.
And an extra special occasion calls for an extra special hairdo." He saw that the machine made a flat out "Um, next." Then Spock ears "Maybe not." Pigtails "Nope." Viking, punk, Afro, Batman, rapper (I think?), puffy, bowl, bald, fancy "No. I need something really special." The machine then spun him "Help! Help!" He used a hammer to free himself then saw the gel hairdo "Nice."

Commander said "Activate the magnetic mine web." The web was released and it went to the ship. Centurion said "Commander, Duck Dodgers' ship is not slowing down." The ship then went past the web making it fly back "Object closing fast." "Object? What object?" The web then landed on the ship "Oh, my." The web then exploded the ship "Damage report."

Cadet said "Captain, we've pulled into orbit at Andromeda Six. Captain Dodgers?"

Dodgers was walking to the bird battery humming the wedding march theme. He saw the spy working on a computer "Hi. What you doing? Spy stuff? I once thought of being a spy. Pow, pow, pow. Take that, you commie Martian." The girl then left "Hello?" "Thanks for all your help, Cadet. You're sweet." She kissed his head "I'll give your regards to Captain Dodgers." Who? Oh, yeah." "Evaporate." The spy went into the evaporator "Cadet, Cadet! Where is she? Where is she, man? Spit it out "I just evaporated her down to the planet so she could rid Andromeda Six of the Martians." Dodgers looked saddened then he saw Y/n's head "What's that on your forehead? It's a sign. Don't you see? She loves me."

"All of the Martian robots are controlled from this central location. If we can destroy this tower and disrupt the signal the robots will malfunction, giving us the opportunity to strike. I'll need two of your bravest to step forward and volunteer." A man stepped forward "Is there no one else? I need one more brave soul." Dodgers appeared then the other men cheered "Yeah!"!pHey, what's all the cheering for? You just volunteered for a suicide mission." "Oh."

They were at the tower "Remember, this is an extremely dangerous assignment." "Oh, my darling, in this moment of greatest danger our love is like a flower that shines in the darkness. But we must be strong.
We must remember the cause for which we fight. What are we fighting for again?" "For the fifth time we are freeing the planet from the army of Martian robots." "Oh, yeah, yeah. How the heck are we gonna do that?" "Dax and I are going to distract the robot guards while you blow up the tower that controls them." "Right." "It's go time. Good luck, Duck." "And you, my love.
Parting is such sweet sorrow. Anon. Anon, anon, anon." "Did that make any sense to you? Let's give those robots a wake-up call." He fired a ray making the centurions look at them "Hey! Over here, you rust buckets! Come and get us." "Interlopers. Catch them.
Don't let them escape." "And now, for the latest in futuristic spy gear the rocket-powered stocking cap." The cap then turned into a rocket then landed on top of the tower "Not bad for a polyester blend." He climbed down the tower placing each bomb "Now, I'll just set these charges and be on my way before the big kablooey." "If that duck doesn't blow that tower, our goose is cooked." "I wonder if our firstborn will be a boy because I've always been fond of the name Montague." He pressed a button then the tower blew up "Wow, pretty." "He actually did it. Surrender or be destroyed.
This is your last warning." The centurion then turned around then attacked the rest of the other centurions.
Centurion 2 said "Hey, what's the big idea? The robots are malfunctioning. The time to attack is now."

"Now to pick up the woman with which I will spend the rest of my life. The rest of my life? That could be a long time.
And when it's over, I'll be dead.
I wanna live."

"Die, robot invaders." The other men ran in and defeated the centurions. "The robots are defeated." Everyone cheered "Yeah!" "All right! A new day is dawning for your people, as is my love for you." "I don't know how to break this to you.
But our love just wasn't in the stars. Although, I guess we were. Heh, heh. How ironic. Well, too broken up for words, eh? Cadet, bring me aboard.
Yoshimi asked "Did you hear something?" Dax replied "No."

"Welcome back, Captain Dodgers. W-W-What's the matter?" "I feel like my heart has been torn out by an angry orangutan and thrown into a blender set on devastate. You know what I mean?" "Um, no.
But we did get our new assignment. We're to transport a Corian princess to Omicron Nine." "Oh, yeah? Well, the next time I meet a dame I'm gonna walk right up to her and say--" he saw the princess "I love you with every fiber of my being." Y/n shrugged "At least he's consistent."