Tubbo: Wolloping dolphins :D

Quackity: Wait a minute wait I need to look up what 'walloping means'-

Fundy: Isn't it like jumping up and down?

Tubbo(in the most innocent voice ever): No. It means kicking the shit out of someone.

*Laughter and chaos*

Quackity: Wait, Wilbur, you've been rejected seventeen times??

Wilbur: Yeah, I-

Quackity: Well you know what, Wilbur?

Quackity: That's 17 people in this world with no taste.

Wilbur: *Le gaspe*

Wilbur: Quackity I want to have sex with you.

Sapnap, singing: 🎶 Mama mia🎶 - FUCK - 🎶 here I go again 🎶 

Wilbur, to a rabbit: Well, honestly, I don't blame you, you know, you're being quite safe-

Rabbit, immediately after: *Kills itself*

Wilbur: I- W- WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

Techno: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

Quackity: W- I- What's the worst?

Techno: *Looks at Quackity*

Techno: Quackity... They weren't always orphans, Quackity.

Wilbur: *Visible excitement*

Wilbur, without thinking: y- YEAH DADDY DREAM!!

Dream and Tommy: *Confused streamer noises*

Wilbur: Wait- fuck- Uhh, not daddy, uh, big brother Dream?

Wilbur: What's wrong with ostriches?

Charlie: Sorry, I didn't mean to ostracize them

Wilbur: No, Charlie, I'm not dropping this. What's wrong with ostriches, man?

Charlie: No, I- Well, first of all, they're just too big.

Wilbur: Okay, valid, what else?

Charlie: Well, I'm- I'm looking at the list here, and that's the end of it. I mean, I'm not comfortable with that being a bird.

Charlie: I have Google right now, I'm- 'How to beat an ostrich'.

Charlie: Why are there answers- holy shit, there's a WikiHow.

Charlie: You know what? You know what? You think you can take me-

Wilbur: Charlie, can you give us a dramatic reading?

Charlie: Ok, ok ok

Charlie, in a dramatic, echo-y voice: Use a long weapon.

*Laughing.*

Charlie: If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich-

*Tommy chokes on water*

Charlie: -avoid close-quarters combat.

Charlie: Keep as far out of reach of its legs as you can.

Charlie: Use the nearest or longest object that could be used as a weapon.

Tommy: *Trying desperately to not spit out water*

Charlie: There's a side note here- If you have a gun,

Tommy who somehow didn't choke but might be in the process: *Laughing*

Wilbur: *Giggling*

Charlie: Aim for the ostrich's main body.

Charlie: Keep to the ostrich's side! Consider yourself at the most risk when the two of you are FACE-TO-FACE!

Tommy and Wilbur:*Laughing*

Charlie: Stay behind or to the side of the bird as much as possible to keep clear of its most powerful weapon!

Charlie: STEP THREE:

*Wil, and Tommy are dying laughing*

Charlie: AIM FOR THE NECK!

Charlie: CONSIDER THIS TO BE THE OSTRICH'S WEAKEST BODY PART DESPITE THEIR CONSIDERABLE SIZE.

Wilbur: *Dead by now*

Charlie: Strike it where it is MOST VULNERABLE and LEAST PROTECTED to DEFEAT IT QUICKLY.

Phil: *Laughing*

Tommy and Wil: *Gone and buried*

Charlie: GO FOR THE LEGS!!!!!!!

Charlie: IF YOU FIND YOURSELF BEHIND OR TO THE SIDE OF THE OSTRICH WITH AN EASY SHOT TO ONE OF ITS LEGS, COMMA, TAKE IT. PERIOD.

Wilbur: *Scream-laughing*

Charlie: If given the chance, deliver one or both a blow to upset its balance, speed, and striking power.

Charlie: Anyway, I'm going to leave you guys with this final image.

*Discord message sound effect*

Charlie: POV you're ostrich

Tubbo: Hey- Hey watch this;

Tubbo: *Lights the ground on fire*

Tubbo, while rapidly crouching and uncrouching: WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING

Wilbur: Hello father

Charlie with echo: I am cum.

Ranboo: ...

Ranboo: So how about this weather, huh?

Fundy: We're in a fucking cave Ranboo what the fuck are you talking about-

Skeppy: I don't even know how to craft...

Techno: ...But you play this game for a living.

Okay and thats it for today

Have a great day :)

-ITCFWI