I've been thinking. I'm over 21, right, so I can drink. And, I rather like drinking/being drunk (don't worry, I'm not an alcoholic, trust me). So, I'm thinking, right, that I make a oneshots/anthology book, but with a catch. I only post stories in it, If I wrote them while Drunk. I will, of course, while sober, correct any grammar or spelling errors and make a synopsis of what I think drunk me was goin' for, but mostly leave the story intact, Booze smell and all. Having consulted the River Spirits, I've decided this is a good idea, bereft of flaw, nor the remote possibility of error. So... Here's how it's gonna look.

Warning: Here, of course, is where I will put my warnings. Because when drunk, who knows what I might write about. In addition, this is where I will put disclaimers, as, while drunk, I may make stories based on ideas that I don't agree with but find interesting to talk about, or may have characters act wildly OOC because, again, not thinking clearly. 

Synopsis: I cannot guarantee that what I write will be coherent, even after I fix any mistakes in it. Plus, to preserve that "wrote this drunk at 4 am" feeling, I won't fill in plot holes, make characters act more appropriately, or explain anything that doesn't make sense. Because of this, I run the risk of a story being incomprehensible. So here is where, while sober and correcting the mistakes in the story, I will place the synopsis. The summary of what I think the story is about. Feel free to skip this if you want to go in blind.

Oneshot/Series: This is where i put if this story is a One off or if it's connected to another story in this book. All stories are One Offs till drunk me writes a sequel (because that's the kind of thing i do sometimes, not let things end and all that), so this won't be too relevant at first. But, here is also where I put the names of Stories that this is connected too.

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And this here is where the actual story will go. Makes sense right? Good. Now, one thing to make clear. I like drinking, but do not have a drinking problem. That's not idle talk, that's me being honest. It might be a long while before this gets its first story, and it might be long periods of time between updates. Simply because I either am not getting drunk, or at least, am not getting drunk where I can type. But if a bunch of updates happen one after the other, it's most likely just I made a bunch of stories one night with a bottle of Vodka on hand, and not me going on a bender. Your concern is noted, thank you for caring about my health, I can take care of myself though. Also, any Ideas you see in this book can be used elsewhere with my permission.