Magnus: Who the fuck are you?

Percy: who DAH FAQ ARE U?!

Magnus: I asked you first!

Percy: I ASKED YOU SECUND

Magnus: well... I'm Magnus, you know, magnus chase? Head cheerleader, miss sugar queen of newyork, part time model, and son of a bitch.

Percy: oh. Well! EXCUSE YOU BITCH I AM PERSASSUS MAPOTHERFUCKING JACKSOOON! FULL TIME MODEL, PRATDOR OF ROME, SON OF POSIDON, QUEEN OF SASS, AND HERO OF OLYMPUS BITCH

Percy Jackson fandom: *mlglasses* ooooOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gun shots*