Percy: UNDER DAH SEA

Leo: MAKE IT SATP

Will: IM DEAF

Octavian: IM BLIND

Piper: bitch tat makes no sence

Anmabeth: IM BLONDE

Reyna: tat makes lesser ses

Leo: REYNA U NO BEH MY QUEEN

Piper: BECAUSE SHES MY QUEEN

Nico: IF THERES A PRICE FOR ROTTEN JUDGMENT

Jason: omg neko no

Nico: IT FEEKZ SO GUUD WHEN U SATRT OUT! PERCY IDNT WORTH THE AGREGATION!

Percy: yeash i am

Jason: yea he is

Will: no i am!!!

Nico: NO CHANCE NO WAY. I WONT SAY IT NO NO!

Leo: you swoon you sigh why deny it ooo ooo

Nico: leo satp dis beh my song

Leo: i can sing preety to!

Piper: oh god no

Leo: THIS GURL IS ON FIIIIIIIIIRE

Reyna: dats not evne a disny sog

Leo: ;-; i know...

Frank: BE A MAN

Hazel: o mi gerd Frank y

Frank: SOMETINHG SOMEHINTING GREAT TUFO!

Percy: WHERE BEH THE FOOD

Octavian: PRINCE ALI FABOOTYLESSLY SOMETHING SOMETHING! OMG HOW COULD DIS BEH IM WEAK AT THE KNEEZ.

Piper: *slow clap*

Jason: I MEN ISH CRAZY

Percy: wut

Jason: WE FINISH EACHOTTTERS

Percy: sanwhiches!

Jason: THATS WAT I WUZ GONNA SAY!

Nico: omg guyz no

Percy: oh IM SRRY! IS FROZEN NOT UR TYPE TOO?!?

Leo: oh mi god Persea let it go

Percy: ...

Leo: ....

Octavian: ....

Percy: did you just..?

Leo and Nico: *high five*

Octavian: NOOOOO OOOOONES

Percy: a hoe like Tavi

Jason: a bitch like Tavi

Reyna: no ones shitty, and pissy, and a weak like Tavi

Rachel: and maybe just a little gay

Leo: DUM DUN DUN THATS OCTIVION!

Octavian: ;-;

Annabeth: facking parodies up in hear