Jason: CAN ANYBOOTY FIND MEEEE. SOMEBOODY TO LOOVE!

Percy: *pushes a brick to Jason* ish the smexiest one i could fiond

Jason: its bootiful

Octavian: liike meh?

Leo: faq no lime me.

Frank: *throws a lime*

Hazel: sweety i dot tink he men lime.

Frank: but... It was smexy

Hazel: o-O

Rachel: Im smexy and I know it

Octavian: MAH JAM BITCHES

Piper: Jason looove meeee

Jason: faq no bitch im in love with a brick.

Leo: wut bout me

Jason: brick

Percy: nico or a brick?

Jason: brick

Nico: WHAT?!

Annabeth: tats lek sayin Percy or McDonalds.

Nico: ITS TOO HARD

Percy: lek ma dick

Nico: *swoons*

Will: wow Percy is it hard

Percy: hehe

Will: Hard to find

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET RECKTED MATE

Percy: ;-;