This man is a rich man, he is loaded with cash that could choke a whale.

But he is also a jerk and douchebag

He enjoys smoking, drinking, lustful sex with subs which he does everyday after working for his rich company that invests in trading and dealing of cash and goods.

The military tags he wears are his father's who got killed in war when he was nine years old, and he had them on basically ever since.

He is a proud and prideful guy, one that makes sure you know who is in control and that he was the dominant one in the room.

He enjoys were the dark colors espeacially with the way he acts he can seem intimidating above whoever like in black clothing. He also wears sunglass to hid a pretty ugly scar under his right eye from getting in a fist fight when was in his teenage years.

He can also be flirty and his good looks as well since he does a small modeling job on the side.

His name is Stephen Harper Colbert... and he is one sexy jerk.