A/N: i worked on this chapter for a whole hour and i accidenatally clicked on something that took me to the home page and i lost everything in this chapter, so, now i hve to rewatch this part of the episode , then rewrite, then write and thats not happeneing until tomorrow caus ei'm exahausted and mad at my computer for being such a flubbernugget ba bye---Orokana Koke

A/N: okay, i said i would write today so here it goes: last night i was trying to figur out who i wanted to be mine, because Lakyn asked me if i was going to ship her and Kaoru, but, i don't have anyone so...after much deliberating (big, big words....) i dcided that i would ask her opinion, she told me either Kyouya-senpai or Mori-senpai, so, i picked Kyouya reasons: 1- he stalks people 2- he's sneaky and clever 3- he makes funnny remarks 4- he's a 'lone ranger' 5- he's taller and older so, yeah my ( stupid ) reasons for choosing Kyouya! carry on with the show!--Orokana Koke( is a potterhead!)

I gulped nervously " I'm a girl" i whispered

Kyouya straightend his glasses again " you know what this means , right?" he asked

i nodded , starting to walk away as i felt tears gather in my eyes honestly, Katie thi is no time to become a drama queen!

Kyouya grabbed my shoulder and turned me around " where are you going, Koke?"

" t-to tell my clients not to expect me tomorrow" i stuttered accidentally letting a tear slip at least i'm not on the mental breakdown phase yet,where i can't even talk ( this is a fact about me- i'm such a drama queen over some things - being lateto class while i'm in the library, wrong classroom, ect, ect. the first stage i'm trying to hold it in , my face urns red and i take deep breths - phase 2- i'm silently crying in sobbing and then somebody asks me whats wrong, stage 4- meltdown, i say i'm fine so they don't have to see my face and it comes out like somebody stepped on squeaky toy, i have to slow down, breath deeply and try to speak.. so .. sorry for my drama-boringnesss)

Kyouya chuckled " i see" he said, handing me a tissue and i wiped my face as he continued talking " i only meant that now we have two female members to protect"

the second i was back to normal , i smirked " yeah, i know it1s gonna be tough 'protecting ' me and Haruhi"

Kyouya wrote something in his book " i see. so you know?"

i smiled " of course, i know, i checked her records earlier"

Kyouya smirked" so you're one of those kind of people"

i crossed my arms " like your not Kyouya-senpai, i know you do it too. and besides at least i don't sneak up on people like you do." i smirked at- where Kyoya had been.....there he was, talking to Haruhi, then - out of nowhere- Honey-senpai ( yes. i checked thats how you smell mitsukuni's name )

grabbed her arm and spun her around " Haru-chan !" he yelled excitedly

when he stopped he was still pretty excited " hey, Haru-chan, wannna go have some cake with me?"

" thanks " she said dizzily " but i... don't really like...cake"

" then how would you like to hold my bunny Usa-chan? " he asked , his hands holding the little pink bunny behind his back

" i'm..not into.. bunnies" she said , still dizzy .. i chuckled to myself and then Yasashi suprised me when she laughed as well

" aah!" i yelled thank goodness no one noticed " what is it Lakyn?" i asked , eying the small cakes she had on a golden platter

" look, Honey-senpai has realized she is a girl!"she smiled happily i snapped my attentio back to Honey and Haruhi, and he was jus standing there " omg your right....lakyn?" when i had turned to give her a high five, she wa gone. i shivered that creepy, creepy girl

 When i turned back , Kyouya was continuing his  conversation with Haruhi ,i quickly snuck over to where they were and listended

"...Tamaki's number one around here, he's the king" he said " his r-"

i quickly butted in " his request rate is 70%"

Kyouya glared at me " thank you , Koke for telling him"

he smirked at Haruhi" in rder to repay your eight million yen dabt with us," he paused "you will act as the ouran host club's dog until you graduate" he finished yeing me. i simply smiled and waved, oh, how i love this dream i can disrupt Kyouya's happiness in countless ways. hehe

" i'm sorry" Kyouya smiled down at Haruhi "i meant our errand boy" 

Haruhi stared at him as he talked " you can try to run away if you want to" he continued "but just so you know, my families private police force has over 100 officers"

Kyouya shifted his glasses " by the way , do you have a passport, Haruhi?"

"huh?" she asked doubtfully

thats when amaki-senpai walked up behind her "your going to have to work hard to pull off that debt, my litle nerd " he said blowing in her ear

Haruhi gasped and ran foreward, braething hard.m when she stood up she held her hand to the back of her neck " please don't do that again" she said, turnng towards him

Tamaki ignored her " you need a makeover or no girls going to look twice at you "

Haruhi turned to him " yeah, well, iu'm not trying to girls to look at me"

Tamaki looked up " areyou kidding me?" he gasped " thats the most imortant part of being a host" he was still talking but i wasn't listening to his rant on how to b a proper host ( i just realized that Tamaki-senpai is a christian- he beileives in God- super awsome!)

i watched Tamaki dance around without listening i just couldn't wait for the part where he goes to his emo-corner. finally he walked back over to Haruhi and said...whatever and i heard Haruhi say"obnoxvious"

the twin laughed and came up behind her " your a hero alright," said Hikaru laughing

Haruhi grimaced" i'm sorry sempai, but your lecture did strike a smal cord with me " she apoligized holding the back of her neck sheepishly

Tamaki stood up again happily " really it did?" he asked " let me teach you more, my friend"

" boss" asked Kaoru

Tamaki laughed " call me king"

" you can teach him all the basics of hosting " started Kaoru  oh yes....

" but he's not goig to get very far wth the ladies if he dosn't lookthe part you know" continued Hikaru, pulling off his glasses slowly " he's not exactly host club material, but, maybe if we took his glasses off." Hikaru stared at Haruhi his eyes widening in surprise Kaoru also stared and Tamaki began to run over

" i used to have contacts but i los them on the first day of school" yelled Haruhi and Tamaki pushed Hikaru and Kaoru out of the way he gasped  and snapped his fingers " Hikaru, Kaoru, Koke"

" got !" yelled the twins, grabbing Haruhi and running to the dressing room i ra after them quicky, while Tamaki told the  others to do the other ...stuff

the twins closed the crtain behind them and i eard a small figt going on ntil they were thrown out., they skidded to a stop and i laughed evilly " looks like you two know now.." i said happily  they looked at each other for a moment and then looked at me " how did you know ?" they asked inunison

i stood up from were i was sitting " i'll tell you, but you have to stop talking i uniso when your near me" i growle they shrugged and nodded " okay" they said n unison . imentally facepalmed myself idiots

" well, i knew ecause i researched her earlier today, during class" i smiled " her hair used to be petty long an she had barcode bangs "

" wait you"kaoru started

" researched her?" finished Hikaru

 " yeah and by the way, you can't do that either" i muttered

" that sounds like something Kyouya sempai would do " said Kaoru

" yeah, i bet he knows too" said Hikaru

" only you guys, Yasashi, Hney-sepai, Kyouya senpai and i know, so you can't tell Mori-senpai or Tamaki-sepai about it,they'll be the last o now" i snickeed evilly.

" okay " hey shugged

soon after that, Haruhi was made into a host, by then it was really late, and Lakyn and i needed somewhere to stay, " akyn" i whispered " what do we do , we have no-where to live"

she smirked " we'll be staying with Hikaru and Kaoru, they might learn you're secret, and then that would bring Kaoru aand i closer and we'll fall in love nd-" i quickly cut her off

" why would we do that, they think we actually live here" i said shaking her shoulders, then i felt a chill go up my spine kyouya-senpai

" why are you two still here?" he asked  " shouldn't you be goig home?"

"m i uh.. i.. well you see..umm ..i-" i stutered Kyouya cutting me off

" come with me" he simply waled away and we followed behind him nervously

i turned to Lakyn andshrugged 'maybe he knows we're from a different dimension' i mouthed to her

 she nodded and mouthed back' maybe'

 we continued following him outside to his limo , i held i my gasp- i had necer ridden i a limo. Kyouya opened a door " ladies first" he said smiling

 Lakyn got in first ad i followed , then Kyouya stepped i the limo and tld the driver to go home, my head was buzzing and i was nervous ,Kyouya Ootori was my second anime crsh in ouran.He turned to us " do you know why i'm taking you with me"

 i shook my head and Lakyn did as well

" because i know your 'little secret', girls"he smirked and turned to look out the window " i know that nether of you are enrolled in Ouran, that miss KOke here is a girl and.." he hesitated and i held my breath " that you ladies are from somewere else" now we're in trouble

"so...." i asked gesitantly

" lets start with where your from" he said " tell me , how long have you lived on your own?"

wait..what? does he thinkwe're orphans? i turned to Lakyn and mouthed 'he thinks we're orphans'

she showed emotion, but nodded i took a deep breath and practiced my acting" what do you mean ?" i asked sheepishly

" i mean, where are your parnts?" he asked with a glare

" at work, in America" i flushed pink what a stalker

" i see, busy with the comuter industry , yes?" he asked

" uh, yeah, i think, i'm not much into asking about their jobs" i muttered anxiously

then he looked over my shoulder a Lakyn " and your parents Yasahi?"

A/N: finally, i'm done with this chapter....wheww...tired now, pleas give feedback, comment , vote folllow, whatevs anfd byby--Orokana Koke

Orokana: Shinigama -samais adorable

Yasashi: yesh !!!

anonymous: lknck-knock

Orokana: oh great, hes here

Yasashi: *opens door* hello Shigure

Shigure : hello!

Orokana : please read this Shigure

Shigure : okay! OROKANA OKE ONLY OWNS LAKYN, KATIE, YASASHI AND HERSELF, PLEASE DON'T STEAL HER IDEA. SHE DOSN'T OWN SOUL EATER, OHSHC, FRUITS BASKET OR ME. ALL RIGHTS TO THEIR RIGINAL OWNERS THANK YOU!

Orokana: leave now

Shigure: but i-

Orokana: * shoves out door* bye Shigure !