You and your friends roll into the ticket counter, squealing and giggling as the driver rolls down her window to greet the man at the counter.

"Hello! Welcome to Drive-in Review! Have you got a prepaid ticket, or are you paying?" He asks, his old eyes softly smiling at you. 

"Paying!" Your friend chimes back, smiling back at the rest of you in the car. The man chuckles from his spot at the window. "Alrighty!" He smiles, "How many have we got?" He peers behind the driver into the seats of the car.

"Just the three of us, sir!" 

The man sends you all a jesting frown as he presses the numbers into his register. "Now, ya'll don't have anyone hiding out in your trunk, do you? Because that's a big old offense here."

You and your two other friends shake your heads incessantly. 

"Alrighty then, that'll be-

- A permanent follow 

- Read and vote on five chapters of one of my books + At least two comments

- Shout out to the Drive-in Review shop"

Your friend, the driver, smiles as she hands over the payment. The older man smiles as he takes it from her, placing it into the register. 

"Now, have ya'll heard the rules?" He asks as he hands your friend back the tickets for the show. 

You all nod, but the man seems unconvinced. He sends you a small smile as he reaches for a large poster to hand to you all. "Just in case." 

Your friend takes it from him, unrolling it out for you all to read.

RULES: 

We only play BTS films.

Rudeness is for losers. If you're rude to the workers or to the other Drive-in goers, you will be put into the loserlist - the list of people that aren't allowed in the Drive-in anymore. 

Having people in your trunk will put you in the Loserlist.

If there is a misunderstanding between one of the workers and you, please be sure to treat the matter with maturity until it is sorted out. Stupid outbursts will not be tolerated.

Your ticket is your favorite movie.

Don't be salty if you're put in the Loserlist. 

Sorry, BTS ship films are not allowed.

A requested film must have 4+ actual scenes which doesn't include authors note, introductions, etc.

DO NOT RUSH THE WORKERS TO START THE FILM. THAT IS WHAT LOSERS DO. YOUR FILM WILL PLAY IN AROUND A COUPLE DAYS TO A MONTH DEPENDING ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

Beep and say 'Hi' at the screen that plays your requested film. 

The workers are not perfect so don't insult them by saying that their films aren't as good as yours if you're given a low mark.

We do not play films that romanticize things such as rape, murder, pedophilia, ect. 

If your film is mature, please mark it as such.

Our workers have the right to deny your application for a requested film.

Your right for another requested film is based on how well you complete the payments and respect the rules. If you are lousy with them, tough luck buttercup. This is the 80s. 

Meaning of words:

'Having people in your trunk': Not doing payments

Workers: The reviewer.

Requested films: Books that you request for me to read.

Films: Books

Losers: Stupid people

 Drive-in goers: Participants

Ticket: Password

Film scenes: Book chapters

Screen: Chapter that shows your review

Beep: Vote

Say hi: Comment

"Ok!" Your friend, the driver, says as she hands the poster back. "We've read it all now!" 

The old man beams. "Excellent! Drive on through!"