I couldn't resist more Cat-Lloyd. I know I said I was all done but....

I'm not.

There is absolutely no plot to this. No reason for him to still be a cat, no answers to who on earth the crazy lady was, nothing.

It's just Lloyd moments of Lloyd being a cat.
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The teacup so carefully balanced on the edge of the table was calling to him. Lloyd stared at it as the team talked to each other in serious tones, their concern and worry probably should've made him look back over at them but for some reason, the cup was the only thing that held his attention.

You know what would be fun? Lloyd thought, his tail twitching as he stared the cup down. If I just bapped it! Just a little bit! With my paw, so it would fall off the table.

For some reason that seemed like a compelling idea. He knew it would annoy the ninja, especially since there was tea inside, but that didn't seem to bother his cat mind at all. In fact, it made him want to do it even more!

Lloyd slowly raised a sheathed paw, the little pink pad tentatively swatted at the cup gently to see what would happen. It moved slightly. Lloyd tilted his head, glancing back at the ninja who was still deep in conversation before he turned back to the cup. A flurry of small hits knocked at the cup. The tiny bit of pressure was like a butterfly kiss but it still nudged it farther to the side.

A weird force of pure excitement filled him. Just as he picked up his foot again, Nya had slowly turned enough that she could see him out of the corner of her eye.

"Wait! Lloyd-"

In one large swoop, Lloyd knocked over the cup.

CRASH!

All conversation stopped and the ninja all whipped to look at Lloyd. He stared innocently back.

The cups broken pieces lay swamped in a puddle of tea.

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Lloyd, like most people, didn't like dead rodents. If he saw one he usually would be very repulsed and wouldn't be able to eat for a week.

Cat-Lloyd however was positively delighted by the deceased mouse.

He had caught it himself, albeit clumsily, with a lot of scrabbling and hissing. But the pure satisfaction that came with digging your teeth into the prey and feeling its body go limp was like no other feeling!

And Lloyd had to show off his mouse-catching talents.

The monks in the monastery did a double-take when they saw the destined green ninja trotting along, tail waving like a flag, the dead rodent swinging from its jaws. Many gasped and pinned themselves against the wall, giving the little cat a wide berth.

Lloyd ignored them all, oblivious to their stares, as he lugged the thing through the building. While he walked he considered who he should gift his prize to.

Probably not Kai, he could be a bit of a germaphobe at times.

Definitely not Nya.

Jay would scream a lot.

And Zane probably wouldn't give the overwhelming praise Lloyd was going for.

All that was left was Cole.

It made sense in Lloyd's mind. Cole loved food. The mouse was food. The human part in him seemed to forget that Cole's diet didn't include dead mice that could possibly be infected with rabies. The only thing Lloyd could think about was how happy Cole would be to receive this gift.

Lloyd arrived at Cole's door. It was still fairly early in the morning but Lloyd decided that waking up to a nice fresh mouse was worth it. Lloyd stared at the door, unsure how he was supposed to open it. He plopped the animal in front of the entrance and tilted his head as he thought. After thinking about it for a moment Lloyd did what any cat would do.

Tilted his head back and yowled.

There was a crash and a lot of cursing as Cole stumbled to open the door. When he finally did he was a mess. His dark hair wild and a scowl upon his usually cheerful face. It softened into confusion when he saw the cat waiting expectantly for him.

"Lloyd? What-" the words caught in his throat when he saw the mouse.

He visibly stumbled back, his eyes wide and face twisting into a disgusted expression as he pointed an accusatory finger at the body.

"Is that a mouse?" Cole exclaimed. This is followed by a steady mantra of "Ew, ew, ew!"

Lloyd looked at him in confusion as the master of earth paced back and forth in a panic. Why isn't he eating it? Does he not like the mouse?

"Lloyd, pick it up!" Cole gave the mouse a meter radius. "Wait no- it could have a disease!"

HE'S going crazy. Lloyd grumbled to himself. The commotion brought the attention of the rest of the ninja. Jay was there first, rubbing his eyes blearily as he walked forward.

"Cole?" He yawned. "What's going on?"

"Jay- stop!"

It was too late.

Jay froze when his foot felt something fuzzy. Something in his stomach churned with dread as he slowly looked down.

An ear-piercing scream echoed over the tops of the mountains.

Lloyd sighed as he watched the ninja yell and argue with each other. His eyes looking despairingly at his once-perfect prize.

What a waste of a mouse.

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Lloyd loved dogs. When he saw one he was one of the first of the team to run over and demand the owner that he pet it.

But it was only now that he realized they were so annoying.

Lloyd's fur puffed up when a monk came walking in with their dog, claiming they were pet sitting for their sister, before letting the terrible thing free!

What was he thinking?

The drooling idiot immediately took to Lloyd, shoving its wet nose in his face, sniffing obnoxiously and trying to nudge his butt with its snout.

HELP! Lloyd cried out desperately as he tried to scurry behind Jay.

"Be nice, Lloyd! It's just a dog." Jay laughed cheerily, reaching to give the dog a scratch.

No, don't PET it!!!

Lloyd gave him a look like he was crazy. The ninja talked cheerfully with the monk, asking questions about the dog.

What was it's name?

"Molly." The monk answered.

Lloyd glared at Molly. How dare she act like she owned the place!

The ninja-turned-cat had enough of all this dog nonsense and went to make his exit. His nose was held high as he began to match out snootily.

Molly didn't get the hint and immediately scampered after him. She squeaked an obnoxious chew toy at him and went down into a play bow.

Oh no, you don't!

Lloyd's paw flashed out, smacking the dog in the nose just like he had the teacup.

Molly jerked back in surprise.

"Lloyd!" Nya scolded.

What? Why am I being scolded?

The master of water didn't seem to notice his incredulous look. Lloyd waited until Nya turned around before baring his teeth at the dog.

There.

Now it got the message.

At least that's what Lloyd thought before a happy-go-lucky monster came dancing over to his perch. He had been basking in the sun and his nice afternoon nap was disturbed by disgusting, smelly breath being blown in his face.

Another swat made its way in between the dog's eyes.

"LLOYD!"

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Lloyd didn't realize the little metal perch Zane had made him wasn't a perch at all until it started moving. His eyes widened when the round thing jerked suddenly, rolling around like a sugar-high Jay. Lloyd meowed in surprise when he saw his new seat was in fact a vacuum.

Well, no one told him that!

His nails scrabbled against the slick top as the whirring filled his ears. He bent low so he wouldn't lose his balance, terrified as he tried to figure out how to get off this thing!

SOMEONE GET ME OFF!

Lloyd squealed when it spun around in a circle, his feet sliding around and trying to hold on. It stopped turning and began to move slowly and calmly in a straight line.

Lloyd's hackles went back down and he began to calm as it made its way through the building. Lloyd perked up when he realized it was moving in a nice smooth path down the hall.

Being a cat made Lloyd see exactly how big the monastery was. It was hard for his little kitten paws to run around everywhere after everyone, especially with all the feet threatening to crush him in their haste.

But people weaved easily around the little robot and Lloyd was able to sit back and relax as he watched the monastery go by.

Maybe this isn't so bad after all!

Lloyd thought to himself as he settled down, tucking his paws beneath him.

Of course, that was when the robot decided to slide under the couch.

There was a thud as Lloyd was knocked off the vacuum by the couch.

authors note****

Cat videos aren't out of style! One of my favourite things to watch lately is cats being jerks.

Not scratching at their owners and hissing but cats being rude little bums and hitting dogs in the face when they're sleeping or stealing the paper from printers!

It's so entertaining!

I don't have a cat because 1. I'm allergic. 2. My sister doesn't like them. And 3. We already have enough pets.

I love cats and I love writing some nice, chill, humorous Cat-Lloyd stories!

If you know any more funny things cats do please suggest some more ideas! I'd love to try and write them!

Hope you enjoyed!

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