Cast:

Me as Main character

Famous dudes as (I don't care, pick some random people)

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I don't know how I got there, all I know is that I was stuck, stuck in an ice cavern.

I began army crawling around, trying not to tremble too much from my claustrophobia, for fear that the roof would collapse it it was moved too much. Dodging around stalactites and stalagmites made of ice, I came to an opening in the side of the wall: An ice slide.

Easing myself feet first into the slide, I went down, going over the jumps and riding along at the curves, until finally a stopped, hitting a wall of Corn Flakes that had been jammed into the slide. Pushing on the obstacle, I finally moved the cereal structure and continued on down the rest of the slide, stopping at the end, which happened to be some famous people's room.

"Oh, so you're the one who keeps sending us Corn Flakes!" the man on the left said, crossing his arms angrily.

"N-no! I was just trapped in an ice cavern and found my way out!" I cried in protest.

"Right, likely story," The man on the right said. "I bet XXX, aren't you." He held up a piece of paper, and I notice that there was a lot of scraps of paper like that mixed in with the corn flakes. I picked up the nearest note and looked at the writing inside.

           Please read my story

     -XXX

As soon as I saw the note, I knew exactly who the culprit was: My best friend.