You finished packing some clothing in a little carry on bag; you hummed in satisfaction before checking your appearance to see if you're a-ok. You had on a white sundress with tiny flower designs on it, sandals, your mother's necklace secured around your neck, and your hair was tied in a ponytail. You checked all of your stuff more than three times just to make sure you didn't leave anything; you're just anxious like that.

"Alright, I'm definitely ready." You said.

You walked out of your room, and saw all of the Matsuno family members.

"Is it really necessary to take all of your painful stuff with you?" Ichimatsu asked.

"Yeah, no one else is going to be there except our group." Todomatsu said.

"Heh, it's necessary to include this stuff." Karamatsu said.

"Yeah right." Choromatsu said.

"Hi, is everyone ready?" You asked. As if on cue their cheeks turned pink at your cute appearance.

"Not really, Osomatsu got up late." Choromatsu said annoyed.

"But at this rate we'll miss the bus." You said.
You went to the brothers room, and knocked on the door.

"Osomatsu-san, are you done in there? We're going to miss the bus!" You exclaimed.

"Yeah yeah one second!" He answered.
You huffed, but waited anyway. A minute later the door opened; there was Osomatsu there in shorts and a red shirt.

"All ready (Y/N)-chan.." He trailed off once he took in your appearance.

"What's wrong? Come on we got to go!" You exclaimed. You grabbed his wrist and pulled him to where the group was.

"Finally, jeez what took you so long?" Choromatsu asked.

"I took a dump." Osomatsu said straightforwardly.

"Don't say that so bluntly!" Choromatsu exclaimed.

"Ok!" You exclaimed and clapped your hands together, "We're ending this conversation here because here comes the bus!" You said and pointed down the street. The bus stopped in front of the household, you and the Matsuno family stepped on and searched for seats. Did I mention Dekapan was driving the bus? No? Well he was driving the bus.

"(Y/N)-chan over here!" You heard and saw Totoko-chan call you over.

"Hi Totoko-chan!" You greeted her.

"Your dress looks so cute!" She complimented.

"So does your whole skirt and tank top combination." You said and she beamed.

You sat down next to Totoko, Ichimatsu and Jyushimatu were in the seats in front of you, Choromatsu and Osomatsu were behind you, and Todomatsu and Karamatsu were in the seats across the isle. The journey to the hot springs began.
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"Woohoo! Hot springs! Aren't you excited Ichimatsu-nii san?" Jyushimatsu asked with a wide smile.

"I guess." Ichimatsu replied facing the window.
Jyushimatsu kicked his feet like a child still excited about the trip. Osomatsu and Choromatsu were arguing about something again, probably about Choromatsu fapping. Karamatsu was checking himself in the mirror while Todomatsu was on his phone as usual.

"Hey (Y/N)-chan, wanna listen to my debut song?" Totoko asked.

"Sure Totoko-chan." You said. She offered you one of her earbuds, and you both listened to her fish song.
"Still a very cute song." You said.

"Hehe, let's see what others think." She mumbled and checked her phone.

You sweatdropped, but took out your own phone looking for music. You put in your earbuds, and waited until you all reached the hot springs.

"We're going on a trip!" Jyushimatsu exclaimed.

"In our favorite rocket ship." The author added wiggling her eyebrows.

"No!" You and Choromatsu yelled.
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Cut to about an hour and a half later after a bus ride filled with arguments, screaming, Jyushimatsu singing road tunes, you all arrived at the springs.

"Heeeeyyy (Y/N)-chan!~" You saw Yuna waving and calling out to you. She ran up to of you.

"Yuna-san, you're here!" You exclaimed.

"Bright and early of course! Are these the people you brought with you?" Yuna asked.

"Yes." You responded.

"Huuh, I only recognize those brothers, all the other people are new to me. Although I think I saw overbite guy one time." Yuna said placing her fingers on her chin in a pensive manner. You giggled at her actions, and excused yourself to your group. You mentally did a roll call like teacher on a field trip, and you realized someone was missing.

"Where's Hatabou-san?" You asked.

"Hatabou? He said he would be here right after us because he used his own transportation-dasu." Dekapan said while taking his bag out of his pants.

"His own transportation?" You repeated confused.

You heard a really strange whirring just above you. You looked up and saw a gigantic helicopter, with the symbol for Mr. Flag on it. Everyone stared at it with their jaws dropping to the floor. Iyami did his signature pose screaming "SHEEEEH!"

"EH?! What's with the helicopter?!" You exclaimed.

A ladder flopped down with Hatabou at the end of it with a big suitcase.
"Thank you-jo!" He yelled up and waved.

"Hatabou! Was it necessary to take a helicopter?!" Choromatsu asked.

"Everyone I'm here-jo! Let's have fun ne?-jo" He said walking to the group and totally ignoring Choromatsu's question.

"Rich people man.." Yuna muttered.
"Well I'm going to go check in! (Y/N)-chan come with me!" Yuna exclaimed already pulling at your arm.
"B-But Yuna what about everyone else?!" You protested.
"Everyone one else wait outside while we check in!" She yelled back making you sigh. They yelled back an agreement and you two went up to a desk.

Inside it looked more like a simple Japanese house than an inn. For some odd reason it felt...nostalgic. Yuna went to the front desk where there was a man with his back to the two of you,  writing something.
"Excuse me!" Yuna called. The man turned around. He looked short, like Matsuzo-san short, and he had the thickest mustache.

"Ah, yes?" He asked.

"I placed a booking here called Kirisaki Yuna, and my friend here brought some guests." Yuna said.

"How many in the party again?" He asked.

"Uh, about 16 people." Yuna said.

"Hm, yes. Each room holds about five people and you have the four consecutive rooms down the hall to the right." The man said.

"Kaga-san, are these the new guests?" An old woman's voice said. You all saw, obviously, an old woman in a green kimono walking down to you; she looked around 75-80 years old.

"Yes, Izumi-san these are more guests." Kaga-san said.

"They aren't those annoying tourists are they?" Old woman Izumi asked in a deadpan tone.

"Uh, no just here for a weekend vacation." You said.
The old woman eyed you for a few seconds before nodding.

"There are tourists here? I thought it was just going to be our group here?" Yuna asked.

"The tourists have been flooding in like a tidal wave because the inn just reopened. There's also a town a few miles West." Izumi-san said.

"Ah man!" Yuna groaned but then huffed.
"Whatever we're on vacation anyway." She said happily.

"I hope you enjoy your stay. The hot springs are in the back of the in just a few seconds of a walk." She said and then bowed.

You bowed back, "Thank you." You said.
"I'll get the others." You said, before you left you could've sworn the old lady glanced at you but that's probably your imagination. You headed out to the group to signal them in.

"Everyone we're all set!" You called.

"Yahoo!" Jyushimatsu cheered and then rushed in.
Everyone rushed in to put down their stuff and then hit the hot springs.
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"So then I guess this is both of our first time in the hot springs." Totoko said excitingly.

"Yeah." You responded while tying your hair in a top knot. You tied a towel around your body and followed a happily skipping Totoko. You two walked down the hall, and through the door you saw a big pool of hot, steamy water. The girls side and boys side is separated by a big bamboo fence.

Yuna was already inside with a towel wrapped around her head just enjoying the temperature. She waved over to you two.

"Hey girls! Come in it feels so good!" She called.
Totoko didn't hesitate to just run into the water; she sighed happily and then sat in a corner next to Yuna. You hesitated a bit, and decided to experiment by dipping your foot in the water like it was a pool. Finally you went all the way in, your body felt tingly from the high temperature.

"Can't take the heat (Y/N)-chan?" Yuna asked and grinned playfully at you.

"I just need time adjust!" You called back. You went over to the other two girls to start up conversations.
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"Hot springs!" Jyushimatsu cheered. He ran and then jumped into the pool of water simultaneously splashing Chibita and Iyami.

"The hell you idjit?!" Chibita exclaimed. Iyami was spewing water he got in his mouth, and was also being continually splashed by an hyperactive Jyushimatsu.

"Jyushimatsu this isn't a pool!" Choromatsu scolded.

"It's in my eyes-zansu!" He exclaimed.

The other brothers stepped into the pool their expressions became pleasurable once they settled in.

"This feels great~" Osomatsu said happily.

"Hm, the hot springs it-"

"Don't bring your painful lines in here, you'll ruin it." Ichimatsu cut Karamatsu off.

"I haven't felt this good in a long time-zansu." Iyami said.

"We have to thank (Y/N)-chan for this." Choromatsu said.
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"Anyone want to compare sizes?" Osomatsu asked.

"Seriously?!" Choromatsu exclaimed.
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The girls were having random conversations, both Yuna and Totoko introduced each other instantly liking each other. Probably because they had similar personalities, except Yuna's not much into idols and fame like Totoko.

"So, Yuna-san any significant other?" Totoko asked.

"Nah, I don't like most guys I date. Now girls on the other hand.." She said and had a grin on her face.

"You date girls?" You asked.

"I'm bi that's why." She said in a suave manner.
"But like seriously, only like a couple of guys I find decent. Most guys act so stereotypical and only go for this." She said and gestured to her body.
"These too." She said and squeezed her breasts.

"Well they are...pretty big." You said sweat dropping at your own words. Totoko even kept staring at them comparing them with her own.

"But god D cups are annoying!" She groaned.
"They get in the way when I exercise, play guys just keep pointing it out that I have big breasts. Like I have more than big boobs people." She ranted.

'How can she sound so nonchalant about this?' You thought.

"I wish I had your size Totoko." She groaned out.

"Wanna swap sizes?" Totoko asked.

"I would if I could." Yuna said.

"You two are so weird." You commented.
"But (Y/N)-chan's size compares to mine." Yuna said and grinned.

You blushed embarrassed, "What?!" You sputtered.
"I'm serious, you really look like my size (pretend ok kiddies?)" Yuna said and poked you.

"I'll admit, she's not wrong." Totoko said also poking you.

"Guys!" You cried. You covered yourself feeling violated.
"I mean come on. You hide them so well." Yuna said and started groping you.

"Wah! Stop doing that!" You cried once more. Yuna and even Totoko started playing around with you in their own twisted fun.
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From the other side, unbeknownst to you and the other girls, the boys could hear your squeaks and squeals.

"Don't touch there!"-You
"I'm jealous you know (Y/N)-chan, you have one of those idol figures!"-Totoko
"Wah! Y-Yuna, Totoko stooop!"-You.

The boys, being very...imaginative, blushed hard and let their imaginations run wild; Choromatsu did so especially.

"They're so loud." Ichimatsu commented.

"Ah I can't take it, I need to see. My man hormones can't take it! Help me here!" Osomatsu exclaimed.

"Are you crazy?! We'd all be having an early funeral!" Choromatsu exclaimed.

"You were imagining it too Fappymatsu!" Osomatsu argued. Choromatsu blushed heavily because he had no argument.

"Iyami, Chibita come help us." Osomatsu asked or more like demanded.

"The hell?!" Chibita exclaimed.

"I always suffer the consequences, so no-zansu." Iyami said.

Somehow with a bunch of picking at the gate they were able to make a hole. So naturally they started peeking, seeing the girls playing together, naked. They started having dirty thoughts and nosebleeds, imagining both you and Totoko, mostly you though.

"This is great." Osomatsu whispered.

"All in their natural beauty." Karamatsu whispered.

"(Y/N)-chan, Totoko-chan, God, I'm sorry." Choromatsu said wiping the blood from his nose.

Ichimatsu didn't say anything but continued to stare.

"Whhhoooa." Jyushimatsu said.

"Hehehe chance." Todomatsu said and grinned to himself.
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"Well that was fun." Yuna sighed out.

"No it wasn't!" You argued.

"But I think it's almost dinner time right?" Yuna asked.

"Yeah, it's almost 7 pm." Totoko said.

"But before we go..." Yuna trailed off. She walked over to the fence and kicked down a portion, revealing the guilty Matsuno brothers.

'How did she know?!' Choromatsu thought.

"Karma." The author said.

"Let's take care of this." She said maliciously and cracked her knuckles.

"Ehhh?!" Both you and Totoko exclaimed.

"You NEETS were spying on us?!" Totoko growled a menacing aura surrounded her.

They all gulped knowing there was no escape. You, Chibita, and Iyami watched as Totoko and Yuna beat up the boys in a frenzy.

"I regret nothing!" Osomatsu exclaimed them got punched by Totoko.

"(Y/N)-chan help us!" Todomatsu pleaded.

"Nah, I'm just gonna watch." You said glaring.
'Perverts had it coming.' You thought.

A/N: This is probably the most perverted thing I've written so far. At least it's not a lemon, but who knows I could write one sure I would be seriously disappointed with myself, but I'm old enough to watch porn. That doesn't mean I'm going to! I've been having this idea though of the Matsuno bros as superheroes, like the Dekapan man sketch, they'd be the worse heroes ever. I'm still going to draw the Matsuno Rangers thing, and I'm going to post it and feel proud you can't stop me *evil laugh*