Three weeks into meeting and moving in with the NEETS...

It was another peaceful morning, surprisingly, and you snuggled under your covers sleeping the day away. Considering it was the day before you go back to work you wanted to be lazy today. If only your cellphone didn't blast out the ringtone. You groaned and whined and grabbed the device to shut it up. You checked the screen, of course squinting because of the light in your eyes, and saw that it was your father.

"Hello." You groaned out.

"(Y/N)-chaaaan! How's my cute little daughter this morning!" Your father's screeched through the other line. You flinched and rubbed your ear.

'Chan? Chan?! Where did the chan come from?!' You thought, but shook off the thoughts.

"Annoyed, I was sleeping dad." You deadpanned.

"Oh! I'm sorry snuggle bug! I just wanted to call and see how you're doing! And those boys they didn't do anything to you right?! You still have your innocence right?!" Your dad started ranting and threatening the sextuplets. You were sure he earned weird stares from people.

"What?! Dad what do you mean by that?! Calm down!" You half-yelled into the phone.

"I'm sorryyyy!" He cried and you sighed. (Rhyme!)

"But I'm fine dad nothing bad's going on. How's the job going?" You asked.

"It's going so well, I'm just sad that it'll be a long time before I get to see my cute wittle girl again." He cooed (your dad must be part pigeon). You sweat dropped and became embarrassed again, no matter where or when your father will always make you feel embarrassed.

"I'm 22 dad." You said.

"Don't remind me! You're still little to me!" He responded.

"But (Y/N) you remember what day it is?" He asked.

"The day as in the date?" You asked confused, remember you're still sleepy.

"If I'm not mistaken, it's the 14th in Japan today right?" He said (random date is random).

"The 14th...?" You trailed off and then you remembered a solemn look on your face.

"It's the 14th already?" (Let's just say you moved in at the end of last month.) You asked, mostly to yourself.

"You alright sweetie?" Your dad asked concerned.

"Uh, yeah I'm good. I'm just a little bummed that I don't get to visit her this year." You said.

"Well later we'll make some time and catch a flight to America." He suggested which made you smile.

"Someday maybe." You said.

"Ahh the train stop's here already? I should go I've got to walk to my meeting. You're really ok snuggle bug?" He asked.

"Yeah dad I'm telling you I'm fine." You said a little annoyed.

"Alright then bye bye! I love you!" He exclaimed before hanging up.
You sighed once more before stretching and getting ready for the day. You put on the necklace and turned to your mom's photo.

"It's May 14th today you know, your birthday. It's kinda ironic actually the day you were born is the day you left." You said sadly.

You got your laptop and decided to message your friends.
'Well it's the weekend so they shouldn't be in work or school.' You thought.

Group Chat

(Your name): Hey guys what's up? Are you asleep or awake?

(Friend's name): I'm awake!

Me: I'm watching a shitty movie, but I'm awake.

(Your name): Doesn't the Graduate school have exams?

Me: I studied for 3 hours already, I'm brain dead.

(Friend's name): Oh...

Me: Anyway, how's living with 6 guys?

(Your name): Crazy, stressful, but they're actually pretty cool now that I've had some time to know them.

Me: I see boyfriend potential

(Friend name): Same :P

(Your name): Enough about my love life. Is it like almost Sunday over in the States?

(Friend's name): Yeah, Japan has like advanced time so it's already May 14th there. Hey it's Mother's Day!

(Your name): Wait is it seriously Mother's Day?!

Me: Yeah May 14th is the second Sunday over here. I don't think Japan celebrates Mother's Day.

(Friend's name): Wait...ohhhh. It's also that day right?

(Your name): Yeah :/

(Friend's name): Not trying to be rude but from what you told us it's been 10 years.

(Your name): I know but she was special, and I can't let go that easily. Plus I didn't have her for all of my important moments, like Graduation, family gatherings, etc. and I won't even get to visit her this year cause I persisted in staying in Japan.

Me: Well what's your dad doing?

(Your name): He's busy until the end of the month. So can I ask you guys a favor?

(Friend's name): Anything.

Me: Shoot

(Your name): You mind visiting her for me? My aunt will be there, and bring the pink carnations too.

Me: Um, that is huge favor. Are you sure?

(Your name): Yeah, I'm going to work my butt off and get enough money. I mean I'm saving but it's not enough.

(Friend's name): Just don't work yourself sick.

(Your name): I won't. I'm gonna go get food now.

Me: Food is love, food is life. See ya

(Friend's name): Truth! Bye (Your name)!
2 people have logged off the chat.

"I've gotten started on saving and saved plenty already, well in Yen anyway." You said to yourself and pulled out a stash of 13000 ¥.
A loud crash was heard outside of your room as soon as you closed the chat. You abandoned your laptop and ran outside seeing one of Ichimatsu's cats and broken glass.

"That scared the bejeezus out of me." You said and sighed.

"Oi..." You saw Ichimatsu dressed in a purple jumpsuit walking towards the you and the cat.

"Oh Ichimatsu-san!" You greeted him.
"Is this another cat?" You asked. He nodded his head and picked up the white fur cat.

"Um, may I ask, did your cat have something to do with the broken glass over here?" You asked.

"Yeah, those are Shittymatsu's shitty sunglasses." He replied and had a tiny smug smile.

You sweatdropped, 'Well Karamatsu might die shock if he finds out.' You thought.

"Is everyone else still here?" You asked.

"They're in our room doing random stuff." Ichimatsu said simply.

"Ok, I'll go greet them and then get breakfast." You said.

"It's almost noon." He argued.

You grinned sheepishly at that, "I slept in today." You said and walked off he followed your trail a small smile appeared on his face. Then his cat writhed and jumped out of his arms.

"Ah, Oi!" He called. The cat ran into your room, and with cats being adorable Saten spawns it might break stuff.

"Get out of there!" Ichimatsu called and ran after the cat. Just as he reached the door the cat ran out with something in it's mouth.

'Crap, (Y/N)-chan might kill me if I don't get that back.' He thought and once again ran in pursuit of the cat.
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You made the risky decision of going into the brothers room before getting breakfast. Why is it risky? Because you did that one time before except it was Choromatsu...doing his thing. You opened the door and found them all sprawled on the ground looking really bored.

"(Y/N)-chaaaan! I'm so bored!" Osomatsu cried and hugged your torso, he always did this so you eventually got used to it. Choromatsu hit him with the book he was reading.

"Do you always have to do that?!" He exclaimed.

"Owwww! (Y/N)-chan Fappymatsu hit me!" He cried again.

"What are you a toddler and stop calling me Fappymatsu!" Choromatsu yelled at him.

"(Y/N)-chan!" Jyushimatsu cried; his smile was covered by his jumpsuit but he screamed happiness.

"Hello my princess~" Karamatsu said.

"Hello guys, um so I see you're bored." You said not knowing what to say. Let's face it, you're still bummed about the date and your mom that your mood was not as perky or cheerful. Not like Jyushimatsu perky but you get the idea; it's a good thing the boys didn't notice that. Then your stomach growled loudly catching the attention of all the guys in the room. It made your face turn red, and Osomatsu snicker.

"Ne ne (Y/N)-chan are you that hungry?" Todomatsu asked.

"I was just about to make myself breakfast, or lunch rather seeing at how it's almost noon." You explained.

Your phone started vibrating in your pocket unexpectedly.
"Huh? I got a text?" You said quietly to yourself. It was from a very bubbly, self-conceited girl by the name of Totoko.

"Who're you calling self-conceited?!" Totoko exclaimed.

"Relax I still love ya...sort of." The author replied.

The text read:
To: (Y/N)-chan
Subject: Girls Hangout
Heeeeyyy (Y/N)-chan! Let's go out for some food or something, I need to hang out with a girl today after being bothered by those NEETS.

You once again sweatdropped but replied back to her.
To: Totoko-chan
Sure thing, what time?

A few seconds later...
To: (Y/N)-chan
Yayyyy! How about now? Meet me at my parents shop!
And with that you had a date with Totoko.

"I thought this was an Osomatsu-san x reader?! Why does Totoko-chan get to date (Y/N)-chan?!" Osomatsu cried.

"I was just kidding, calm yourself." The author said and hit him with the script.

Anyway, you sighed apparently you had plans now.

"Who was texting you?" Todomatsu asked.

"Totoko-chan." You replied.

"Eh Totoko-chan did?! What she say?" Osomatsu exclaimed.

"She said she wanted to have a girls hangout or something. I don't know but she did say 'Don't bring the NEETS.' So I'm guessing it's just me and her." You said. The boys got all riled up and then became disappointed.

"Well have fun anyway." Choromatsu said; and the others agreed, but we all know they were internally crying. You nodded and went out the door. Just as you went outside Ichimatsu ran inside still chasing the white cat.

"Whoa what the-?!" Karamatsu exclaimed until Ichimatsu pushed him.

"Gotcha!" Jyushimatsu cheered. "Here you go Ichimatsu-nii san!" Jyushimatsu said and handed him the cat. Ichimatsu's response was only gasping and deep breathing, seeing as though he was running for so long.

"Hey what's in its mouth?" Osomatsu asked. He grabbed what looked like a stack of cash.

"Whooooaaa!" He exclaimed and his eyes gleamed.

"Who's money is this?" Todomatsu asked.

"Dunno, but I've got this lucky feeling we might win more if we spend it at the pachinko game." Osomatsu said.

"Do you have any shame, that could be okaa-san's, otou-san's, or even (Y/N)-chan's money!" Choromatsu yelled at him.

"Well we can earn double if we do win right? Come on Fappymatsu don't be like that, plus we can relieve our boredom right?" Osomatsu asked. There was no stopping him, they all know how stubborn he is. Choromatsu sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.

'I've got this dreaded feeling that we're about to fuck up big time.' He thought and followed his brothers out the door.
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You just got home and immediately went into your room. You set up your futon and flopped into it like a fish out of water groaning. That "Girl's Hangout" you had with Totoko tired you out more that expected. She dragged you everywhere after you two ate from store to store because she needed more things to help with her idol image. Plus she just dragged you like a helpless puppy, not the type of day you wanted.

"So...tired." You mumbled. You noticed the lack of noise and assumed the brothers went out again somewhere. So now your lonely self was left to sulk, or sleep. You just needed to put everything away considering your pjs and laptop were sprawled out everywhere. You picked everything up to put in the drawer until you realized something.

"My money it's....GONE?!?!" You exclaimed in shock, the audience called it I bet.

"But I left it...I mean it should be...unless I.." You started rambling to yourself checking your entire room, but to your dismay the stash wasn't anywhere to be found. It got to the point where your eyes started producing tears and out of frustration you just kicked your futon messing it up.

"DAMN IT!" You screamed. You thought of all the places it could've gone.

'Did Osomatsu and the others...' You thought, it was the only explanation since you know Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san are more responsible. You grit your teeth and anger fumed, there were two sides to this. You took the side reasoning that they just took your money being irresponsible and didn't even wait to consult you. You ruffled your hair and let out an irritated groan, and at this point you were crying.

You took deep breaths to calm yourself and decided to get some water. You marched yourself to the kitchen and checked. You saw a bottle, grabbed it, and started chugging like no tomorrow. To your surprise it tasted really weird, but at the moment you didn't care you just needed it.
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The boys returned home disappointed that they spent all the money and didn't win anything.

"We really suck at pachinko." Choromatsu said.

"It was 13,000 ¥ that we lost." Karamatsu said in disbelief.

The boys waddled their way in shame to the room until they saw a melancholic looking (h/c) girl.

"Oh, (Y/N)-chan's back!" Jyushimatsu exclaimed.

You turned your head to them and you had a flushed look on your face.

"Quit yer yelling would'ja!" You slurred.

"Uh, is (Y/N)-chan drunk?" Todomatsu asked.

"So what if I am Pink Panther! Why d'you wear pink anyway?!" You exclaimed and pointed at him. They noticed the empty bottle next to you.

"Is that otou-san's sake?" Choromatsu asked.

"If it is then she's ultra drunk." Ichimatsu stated.

"Uggggh my life sucks!" You cried.

"(Y/N)-chan why're you upset?" Jyushimatsu asked.

"Ya wanna know why I'm upset?! Cause some bastard done gone and stole my savings that's why, my money." You slurred and started swaying around. The brothers then had a look of horror on their faces.

'The money we took was (Y/N)-chan's!!' They thought in distress.

'I knew it!!' Choromatsu thought.

"And I was saving up good to get a start on my career and my mom's dream but nope!" You exclaimed.

"Uh, (Y/N)-chan, um i-it was us that took your money. We bet it." Osomatsu said.

'Us?!' The brothers thought in unison.

You paused for a moment, by then started laughing like a crazy person. Then out disorientation you just pushed him down. All of them looked shocked.

"Whoa (Y/N)-chan?!" Todomatsu exclaimed.

"Ya just couldn't help yerselves could'ja. Big fat pile of cash just sitting in my room for the takin'. I have you know I worked my ass for it, 2 whole weeks of doing extra jobs in that café, and then poof it'sch just gone in couple hours." You yelled in a slurred tone, still drunk out of your mind.

"W-We're sorry..." Osomatsu said softly.

"D'ya wanna hear a secret? Today's May 14th right?" You asked and they nodded in response.

"Well you've heard me talk about my mother right?" You asked.

"Um, you never mentioned your mother to us actually." Choromatsu stated.

"Oh really? Well *hic* I can tell ya why it's cause she's dead!" You exclaimed. All the boys became silent and stared at you.

"That's right D-E-A-D, she died on this day 10 years ago. I don't even get to visit her grave today cause it's miles away. I know I'm 22 but it still hurts ya know. And today *hic* in the states there's a thing called Mother's Day but I can't celebrate it cause I don't got one. Plus today's her birthday too isn't that tragic?!" You asked. Tears started spilling from your eyes, but you were too drunk to notice.

"I'm sorry (Y/N)-chan." Todomatsu said. He didn't know what to say at the moment, everything was coming all at once.

You slammed your hands on the table startling them.

"Well isn't everyone so damn sorry. But yer my friend so I'll forgive ya. Haha Even the guy who crashed into her said he was sorry to my dad. He was drunk ya know didn't even notice my mom. He got prison time for breaking the law, and what did my mom get for following it? Death. I didn't need the pity though, all I wanted was to ask "Why were you drunk that day? Why were you speeding? Why'd you take my mom away from me huh HUH?!" You once again slammed your hands on the table.

"But all I got was one little 'I'm sorry'. *hic* My mom wanted to be a chef ya know, start her own restaurant. I wanted to make her proud and start one on her birthday and death day one day. But I failed because I couldn't look after the damn money. HEY MOM HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" You screamed, your voice becoming hoarse from all the screaming and confessing you were doing. Finally your emotions took control and you broke down. The brothers had nothing to say but listen to your ramblings in silence and shame. The huddled around you as some sort of protection and hugged you, you accepted the gesture even though you were sobbing hard.

"It hurts you guys, it really hurts!" You exclaimed.

"We're really sorry (Y/N)-chan." Osomatsu said.
You all stayed that way until you finally fell asleep from fatigue and the effects of the alcohol. The brothers got you in your room and then went to their room still ashamed.

"I feel really guilty guys, what do we do?" Todomatsu asked.

"Her story really got to me.." Ichimatsu said.

"Poor (Y/N)-chan..." Jyushimatsu said, all of his cheeriness went away.

"I mean the only thing that would help is to get her money back." Choromatsu said.

"It was 13,000 ¥ how're we supposed to earn that much? She said it took her two weeks to earn that much." Karamatsu said.

Osomatsu didn't join their conversation. He didn't admit that he was the most guilty out of all of them since it was his idea to use the money. Suddenly he came up with an idea and grinned.

"I got it!" He exclaimed and snapped his fingers.

"Haven't you done enough?" Choromatsu asked and glared at him. The others joined in the glare and Osomatsu jumped slightly.

"C-Come on guys hear me out! Huddle up!" He exclaimed.

"What are we a football team?!" Choromatsu exclaimed. Jyushimatsu pulled him into the huddle and Osomatsu explained his plan.
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The next morning you woke up with a horrible headache.

"Uggghhh did I seriously drink last night? I don't even like alcohol." You said and rubbed your head.

"Oh, (Y/N)-chan." Matsuyo-san walked in with pills and water.

"Matsuyo-san, what happened?" You asked.

"The boys told me you got drunk last night. So these are for you, I know how to handle hangovers with 6 of these boys always going out drinking." She explained and winked at you. You smiled and took the medicine to help your throbbing head.

"Speaking of, where are the boys?" You asked.

"They left early this morning for something." Matsuyo-san said.

You shrugged and decided to have a lazy day. You remembered more of what happened as the day progressed, and you became more ashamed of your behavior. You decided maybe going outside would help your mood. You went outside for a small walk.

"(Y/N)-chan!" You turned and saw Totoko again running to you.

"Oh Totoko-chan, what're you doing?" You asked.

"I'm handing out flyers for my next show of course." She said and showed you said flyer. It was a picture of her in her fish costume that said "Come to Totoko's live performance!" And then her address.

"Uh, this will sure catch attention." You tried to say as nicely as possible.

"I tried to get the boys to help it I haven't seen them all day!" She exclaimed and looked at you pleadingly.

"Can you help me?" She asked. Your eyebrow twitched but you complied to her wishes because you're afraid she might throw a tantrum.

"Ok." You said.

"Yay!" She cheered and handed you half of the stack. You two started walking and she started conversation.

"By the way (Y/N)-chan, you've been looking down in the dumps lately. Is something wrong?" She asked.

You thought for a moment and decided to keep the whole drunk ramble you had a secret.
"Oh I just lost all the money I earned." You said.

"Ehhhh?! Really?!" She exclaimed.

"Yup, I don't know what to do Totoko-chan. I only earned that money because I had the chance to take extra shifts." You said and sighed.

"Hm that is a problem." She said and started to think.

"Maybe I should get a second job." You said.

"I wish I could offer you a job at my parents shop but that's not possible. Maybe if I do get famous I can get you a job?" She offered.

"I don't know but thanks for the offer." You said and smiled at her.

She smiled back with sympathy, "Don't lose hope yet (Y/N)-chan." She said.
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You helped Totoko hand out flyers everywhere, and once again went home really tired. You opened the door and yawned only to be startled by a loud voice.

"(Y/N)-chaaan!" A flash of yellow and suddenly you were on someone's shoulder.

"What the?! Jyushimatsu-san what are you doing?!" You exclaimed.

"Come to our room (Y/N)-chan we've got something to show you!" Jyushimatsu exclaimed. He ran into their room and plopped you down on the floor.

"Ok what's so important?" You asked a little annoyed. Your breath hitched when you say a jaw filled with bills.

"W-Wha-"

"This is for you (Y/N)-chan! 15,000 ¥ total!" Osomatsu said and handed you the jar. You were speechless and looked at them.

"Wait, did you steal this?" You asked suspiciously.

"NO!" Choromatsu yelled.

"Just making sure, but how did you-"

"We worked for it!" Jyushimatsu exclaimed.

"Worked for it? Worked for it?! Did I hear that right?!" You exclaimed in shock.

"Yes, it's the labor of our love for you~" Karmatsu said adjusting his shades.

"We all got different jobs and worked really hard. Even Osomatsu-nii san Todomatsu said.

"Which is surprising because he's the most lazy out of all of us." Ichimatsu said.

"Osomatsu-san...." You said.

"I...really felt bad about spending your money." He said and rubbed the back of your head.

"Which is why, we're sorry please forgive us!" He exclaimed and bowed.

"Please forgive us!" The others echoed and bowed.

You were stuck with your mouth open. Your whole mind was swimming with emotions that you almost started crying again.

Osomatsu raised his head slightly, "(Y/N)-chan?" He called.

You grinned at them, "Of course I forgive you dorks!" You exclaimed. You went up to each of them and kissed each of their cheeks. They all blushed in response.

"Thank you guys, it means so much." You said and tears streamed down again.

They all smiled at you, "Anything for you (Y/N)-chan!" They exclaimed.
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Of course we know they all quit their jobs the day after and disappointed their mother because she finally thought they were evolving from NEETS. But for now they're the dorky NEETS you love.

"As friends right?" You asked.

"For now." The author said and smirked.

A/N: I'm done! I did this all while I was suffering with a massive headache but I don't care. I hope you enjoyed, so reader-chan finally confessed her mother's death to the NEETS. So far they're the only ones she confessed to other than her friends. Also I tried to include as much feels in here as you would find in an Osomatsu feels episode. I think I failed but whatever. So for next chapter should it be a random beach or camping trip? All characters shall be included even the minor characters like Iyami, Dekapan, etc. let's just say reader-chan was introduced to them outside of this reading. Until next time.