Ok, so I was watching a cartoon the other day and there was this guy who was singing a terrible song. So I thought - "I can make that better!!" or something and wrote this.
Tell me whatcha think of it : )
P.S. - points to anyone who can guess the cartoon!
(Read to a swinging, jazzy tune)

Oh, I felt that leather shoe
If you want something to chew
How 'bout your attitude

Cause you don't even care about
My feelings
Or even ask me
What it is I'm doing
Always yelling
Picking fights
I just gotta say
It doesn't seem right
See you later
Honey
Goodbye.