I kept confusing reality with my dream thanks to my expander in my mouth 💔

This one felt like forever so I don't remember all of the events in order but i will try for the sake of archiving it for entertainment.

It all began in my house i think. I was there with my dad, brother, and a select few of stranger things characters. I didn't know what was happening but one of them, im pretty sure it was Argyle, offered me a really tiny blunt 💀. I said yes apparently and smoked the shit out of it. This was not going to be the last time i did that though. Jonathan was also there, specifically hanging out with my dad and brother, the tv was on so i guess they were watching tv. Then my dad takes me on this hour long drive to a dentist or something and i get in trouble for smoking, then I immediately wip out another blunt. We get to this dentist place and my damn expander falls out, taking all my teeth with it. Out of pure panic i try to put it back but nothing works. Then my mom gets mad at me (i think) for not taking good care of my teeth so i blame smoking, then i start smoking again. So far this has been a weird combo of normal cigarettes and blunts but whatever. Slay ig. Then i run around through this fancy hallway with Nancy and Steve (from you guessed it, Stranger Things) then im in yet another area that looks absolutely absurd and trashed. Then i get in trouble for yet another smoke, oh well. Steve tells me to just throw it away (i don't but i said i did) (what nonsense is this, I would never lie to my favorite character) anyway we start talking to one another and he asks me my name. I introduce myself and claim i am thirteen (i am not thirteen). I realize I've lied to Steve yet again and cry, note, i am probably high. Nancy and I interact a bit and apparently we have one anothers numbers and I forgot that i did. Then im in another damn car with Steve and we're talking about who knows what. Then i start coughing uncontrollably, i wake up to myself suffocating cause my nose was clogged and my throat was so dry it hurt to breathe. And i was in fact, coughing up a storm.

#karma #ilovehavingacold #dontsmoke