Certified lego roller skates moment
My hyperfixation for stranger things literally only started yesterday (oh well, guess we're gonna get weird)
I genuinely don't know what the hell is happening but slay.
It was a school day afternoon, but I wasn't at home where i do school 🤨, i was at my childhood elementary school (the second one), and i was cross stitching a design into a hat for my dad (it was not my dad) but somehow i was doing it backwards, i shrug it off and keep going. Then this un named person makes fun of me so beat them up. But anyway, I ended up at my grandma's house 😠🤯💥, then a Walmart where they interrogate you for being mentally insane. Now im Steve from stranger things, and i still got that hat, i was at the walmart for the design being backwards but what can i say, ooo im mentally ill 💀. So im standing in this long as line and i notice Dustin (from stranger things) and Eddie (also from stranger things) and i get this crazy ass idea. There are these roller skates made out of legos a few feet away so i grab them, put them on and get the fuck out of there. I practically fly past Eddie and Dustin, tossing them some of the roller skates, "Come with me if you want to live!" And we all steal a random car with an am i gay test and ditch Walmart, followed by a short conversation of "ugh, i hate these futuristic cars."
"Relax, they're just like normal cars but all fancy."
"That doesn't help, Eddie."
And I as i said that i clicked the yes i am gay option on the car causing it to start sense nobody had the keys. Then we drive out of the parking lot while being chased by police, not for stealing but rather getting out of the mental illness line. Id also given the hat to Dustin who didn't say anything the entire time (was he asleep 😭). Then I entered a weird third person view and woke up with my mouth wide open 💀
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