Agle din, 2:30 PM

Shakina ka ghar

Chaman: NAHIII!!!!

Abu: kya nhi!! Hume toh yeh idea bohot pasand aaya!!

Chaman: aapke beti ki Umar ki hai woh! Usse nikah krenge aap???

Abu: besharam! Hum nhi, humara beta nikah krega!

Chaman: abu daddy yeh possible hi nhi hai!

Abu: par kyu???

Chaman: kyuki pooja ladka hai!

Abu: KYA??!!!! KYA BOL RHE HO!!

Chaman: m-mera mtlb tha Pooja bacche paida nhi kr skti!!

Abu: koi baat nhi! Hm adopt krwa lenge!

Tab hi uske dadaji aate hai jo idhar udhar ghoom rhe the apni wheel chair par.

Dada: humare ghar ke bete se jiski bhi shaadi hogi, use him 25 lakh rupay denge.

Chaman: *gulps* 2-25 lakh?!

Dada: haa! Ab tm dekhlo.

Shoukiya: abbu jaan!! Mai aapka soutela beta hu tab bhi aapne mere baare me itna socha !! Shukriya!!

Abu: hein???

Shoukiya: haa?? Aapne mera nikah Pooja ji ke saath tai krdiya na!!

Abu: battameez!! Hum tumhari nhi, Shahrukh ke nikah ki baat kar rhe the!

Shoukiya: kya?!!! Pooja se mai pyaar krta hu!!

Abu: mujhe kuch nhi pta!! Woh teri bhabhi h smjha!

Shoukiya: yeh galat krdiya aapne abbu jaan!!

Woh waha se chala gaya.
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Yuvi ke ghar

Yuvi: HARAMKHOR KUTTE KAMINE MEOWDARCHOD BEHEN KE LODE TERI TOH AAJ KHAIR NHI!!! *chasing chaman*

Chaman: BHAI MERI SHAADI KE LIYE TU ITNA BHI NHI KR SKTA??? *running away*

Yuvi: Teri shaadi ke liye khud ki sexuality badal lu kya!!

Chaman: mere liye toh kr hi skta h! Uppar se khulle note milenge woh alag!

Yuvi: acha! Abe gadhe ki Gaand raat bhar woh jo mere khulle krega uska kya!

Chaman: bhai yeh toh maine socha hi nhi!

Yuvi: sochega bhi kaise tu toh behen ka-

Chaman: bs bs hogya! Bhai dekh, tu shaadi krle usse. Agle din mai aake shakina se nikah kr lunga. Fir tu bhaag jaana. Keh denge ladki fraud nikli!

Yuvi: aur woh jo 1 raat bitani padegi mujhe?? Uska kya!!!!!

Chaman: bol diyo periods chalre h!

Yuvi: chal thik! Par tu paise yaad se le liyo... yeh loans walo ne jeena haram krdiya h... roz phone aata hai ki loan pay nhi kiya toh ghar seal krdenge aur police complain krenge woh alag.... kyuki mere baap ne toh loan ki factory udhar le rakhi h!

Chaman: koi na bhai! Sab hojayega thik tension mat le!!

Yuvi: bhai meri gend maar denge yeh loan wale kisi din!!

Chaman: sabko deta kyu h tu tab?

Yuvraj: pta hai. Ek hote hai chutiye, ek hote hai maha chutiye. Tu dono ka mixture hai!

Chaman: ab mai itna bhi kuch khaas nhi~
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Ladkio ka room

Lipika: kahi ghumne chalo yaar!

Navya: itni garmi me tu fry pakoda banne jayegi bahar??

Sugshika: chalte hai na yaar!

Shaily: wahi na! Summer vacations hai toh chalo na!

Helen: jayenge kidhar??

Bhoomi: aur sirf hmlog jayenge na?

Shifa: nah bro aas pados ke logo ko bhi bula lo!

Sarah: bula le??

Yukti: kise??

Bhoomi: harsh ko!

Sugshika: sirf Harsh ko??

Shaily: sabko bula lo!

Jiya: aur woh masked man??

Aarvi: kaun, Jadhav??

Jiya: haan wahi! Use bulayenge?

Shanvi: pehle yeh decide kro ki jayenge kidhar!

Shifa: water park chale??

Disha: kaunsa?? Yeh jo abhi abhi renovate hua h??

Shaily: arey uska naam tha... uh... wet-o-wild!!

Helen: haa!! Chalte h tb!

Bhoomi: kab chale?

Jiya: aaj?

Aarvi: abe chutiya park 6 bje band hojata h! 3 baj rhe. Jaa kr wapas aajana hoga

Navya: tab kal?

Shifa: kisiko ticket ka price pta h?

??: 600 per person!

Achanak se kisi ne bola toh sab darr gye. Peeche dekha toh Nitin aur Siddharth the

Nitin: kaha jaane ki planning ho rhi?

Shifa: water park! Tmlog chaloge??

Siddharth: wah!! Hum Sab ek saath?

Sugshika: yep!!

Yukti: tmlog yaha kya kr rhe ho?

Nitin: kuch nhi bas summer vacations me ghumne Jane ki planning krni thi. Tmlogo ke pass aaye toh dekha planning ho chuki

Helen: tab kal chale na??

Siddharth: yep!!

Nitin: mai Jaake baaki sab ko inform kr deta hu!

Sarah: chalo tab decided!

Ladke chale gaye apne room me

Bhoomi: bhaiii harsh kya sexy lagega wet hoke~

Sarah: bc badi ashleel h t!

Bhoomi: bhai paani me wet hoke!

Helen: clearly bola kar na tb!

Aarvi: hogaya tmlogo ka?? Ab chalo!!

Jiya: kaha?

Aarvi: mera mtlb tha ab taiyaariya shuru kro!!

Disha: acha ok!! Mai toh bohot excited hu!!

Others: uss!!
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Fir yeh log taiyaariyo me lag jaate hai

Ladko ka room

Raat ke 9 baje

Idhar Nitin sabko khabar deta hai water park ki

Jatin: sach me?? Uff!! Helen ko pataunga bhai mai udhar

Yuvan: line toh woh deti nhi h tujhe!

Jatin: Kabhi toh degi!!

Harsh: teri wali tujhe line nhi deti! Meri wali mujhe chain se saans nhi lene deti!

Eshaan: teri wali??? Huh?? *one eyebrow raised*

Faneesh: oh bhai chupke chupke!

Harsh: woh mtlb nhi tha mera!!

Javin: jai bhai aapka koi chakkar?

Jai: bc?

Veer: mai sab samajhta hu!!

Siddharth: mtlb?

Veer: mtlb ki inka Soumya ke saath kuch chal rha h!

Jai: behen ke lode pagal h tu?? Kuch bhi?

Jatin: toh blush kyu kar rhe ho??

Jai: a-aise hi!!

Nitin: sab aaram karlo kal subah water park bhi jaana hai!!

Bhavish: ha yes yes!! Mai toh bohot excited hu yaar!!

Tanmay: uss bro us!!

Jatin: me and her ke zamane me us bro us kr rhe h hum

Veer: abe o dil tute aashiq! Tera hogya ho toh ready kare??

Javin: kya krna h!! *kala chaand*

Jai: meri maa ki shaadi me mujra! Abe gadho kapde wagera nhi loge?? Water park se nange wapas aana h tumhe??

Harsh: yeh toh maine socha hi nhi!

Yuvraj: kyuki tu chutiya h!

Nitin: hogya? Ab chalo!!

Yeh log bhi khane peene ka samaan, kapde, bags Sab kuch ready krne me lag jaate hai.

Uske baad sab sone chale jaate hai

Everyone: *in their mind* kal maza aayega!!
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AN,

Double update!!! Hehe!! Just realized 30th June is the deadline so I need to update fast fast!
Yes there will be frequent updates from now on!
Till then take care of yourself and don't trouble your Mata, pitta and bharat maata!! Bye bye! Love ya <3