Agle din

Idhar Yuvi aur Chaman aagye hai Shakina ke ghar.

Yuvi: bhai sahab!! Je toh bohot hi bada ghar hai~

Chaman: bhai tune garib ka baccha depression me jaate hue dekha hai kabhi??

Yuvi: abey mai hu na! Kisi aur ki kya zarurat hai?? *sits beside him*

Fir Abu Salim, shakina, aur uska bada bhai, Shoukiya aate hai.

Chaman: pooja, yeh hai shakina, aur yeh uske abbu

Yuvi: hi Mount Abu~

Chaman: abbu!

Yuvi: jo bhi! Patient kidhar hai waise?

Shoukiya: Assalamu alaikum! Mai Mohommad Shoukiya, inka majla beta.

Yuvi: toh aap hai depression me! Hmm.... umar bad jaye height na bade... banda depressed ho hi jaata hai!

Shoukiya: nhi nhi! Patient andar hai!

Abu: inhe andar kamre me leke jao.

Yuvi: no no na na ni ni none of the above!

Abu: itna complicated no!

Yuvi: mai kisi kamre wamre me nahi jaungi! Patient yaha aayega!!

Patient bahar aagaya...

Yeh hai Mohommad Shahrukh.
Rehte hai depression me.
Abu Salim ke sabse bade bete.

Yuvi: bakwaas Krke time pass nhi krungi, itna btao, pyaar krte the usse?

*no reply*

Yuvi: gaana gaya krte the uske liye?
*....*

Yuvi: kisne kisko propose kiya?? *...*

Yuvi: gutka khaini daba kar baithe ho kya muh mai?!

Pareshaan ho kar baad me woh ghar chala gaya.

Chaman ke saath

Yuvi: ek daant nhi nikalta! 4-5 daant nikal le toh 1-2 lakh ka intezaam aise hi hojaye! Par nhi!!

Chaman: bhai chorr!! Kuch log paidaishi manhoos hote hai.

Yuvi: jaise ki tu!

Chaman: heh?? Behen ke bhai idhar mai teri madad kr rha hu aur tu hai ki!

Yuvi: oye tu abhi jaanta nhi hai Pooja ke jalwo ko~ agar mai apni pe aajau na... toh abu salim ko pata kr shahrukh ki ammi ban jau!

Chaman: ab tu budho pr Simp krne lga?

Yuvi: bkl!! Tu dekh mai kaise us shahrukh ko apne husn ke jaal me fasata hu! *wink*
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Ladkiyon ke kamre me

Bhoomi: harsh patwa do!

Sarah: koshish krte reh kabhi toh patega.

Helen: try and try until u succeed!

Bhoomi: succeed nhi hui toh?

Shifa: give up and die!

Disha: chutiyapa band kro aur project ke baare me socho!

Soumya: tu pdhai ke baare me kabse baatein krne lagi?

Lipika: shocking toh hai ngl

Navya: penchoo Bhavish psnd aagya mekoooo

Aarvi: meeeoowwwderchod chup kr

Jiya: project par aaye??

Yukti: mujhe nhi banana project

Shanvi: Eshaan ke saath bhi nhi?

Yukti: *blushes*

Shaily: ha bhai tu sharma le pehle

Sugshika: tmlog 1 second ke liye bhi serious nhi ho skte??

Helen: ek second hogye

*Sab haste hai*
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With Shahrukh

Yuvi: heyy....!! Kaise ho shahrukh?

*......*

Yuvi: aaj bhi reply nhi kroge kya? *pout*

Him in mind: jaan le lo meri!! Bc majburi me insaan kya kya nhi krta!

Uske baad.... (sirf shahrukh aur Shoukiya ke scenes par dhyan de)

Idhar Shoukiya ko hogya hai pooja ji se pyaar. Ji ha, pehli nazar wala pyaar.

Par Abu salim ke dimag me toh kuch aur hi khichdi pak rhi hai...
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Raat ka waqt, Ladko ka room

Nitin yaha baitha hai books read kr rha hai kyuki filhaal garmi ki chuttiyan chal rhi hai (nalla h wo). Yuvraj naha rha hai aur baaki ladke bakchodi kr rhe h as always.

Tab hi Yuvraj ka phone jo nightstand me rkha tha woh bajne lagta hai. 

Nitin check krta hai toh usme likha tha "Sona".

Nitin: sona? Yeh kaun h?

Woh call utha leta hai.

??: hello pooja ji! Aap wapas kab aa rhi hai bar me??

Nitin: *in mind* pooja? Bar? Kya chakkar hai mere yaar!!

??: hello? Hello pooja ji? Hello??

Nitin ne call cut krdiya.

Yuvraj naha kar bahar aaya aur apna phone nitin ke haath me dekh kar ghabra gaya.

Yuvi: mera phone leke k-kya kr rha h?

Nitin: kuch nhi bas....

Yuvi: la idhar de! *usne apna phone cheen liya*
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Meanwhile

Navya idhar Bhavish ke message ka wait kr rhi hai. Usne kaha tha raat ko text krega par ab tk kiya nhi isliye woh bohot zyada nervous ho rhi h.

Navya: kab aayega text!!

Fir uske phone pr Notification aata hai.
Par woh text Yuvan ne kiya tha, Bhavish ne nhi.

Woh chat open krti hai aur waha kuch dekh kr woh freeze hojati hai.

Bhoomi aati hai Navya ke pass aur use freeze dekhti h .

Bhoomi: oye Navya! Navya!! Kidhar khoyi h?? Oye!! *no response*

Woh Jaake dekhti h bandi ekdum freeze hai aur aankhein ekdum wide.

Bhoomi: ajeeb chutiya hai ye!

Fir yeh uske haath se uska phone leti hai aur dekhti h Yuvan ne use Bhavish ki shirtless picture send ki hai

Bhoomi: acha toh ye baat hai! Uff kaash Harsh pat jaata toh aaj mai bhi uspe aise hi Simp krti aur uski shirtless pics dekh kr sharmaati! *dramatic sigh*

Uske baad woh glass ka paani Navya ke muh par maar deti hai jisse woh hosh me aajati h.

Bhoomi: good morning madam! Apka sharmaana hogya ho toh dinner krne chale?

Navya: a-aati hu!

She left.

Navya: uff!! He's gonna be the death of me someday! *hides her face in the pillow and screams while kicking her legs in the air*

Uske sharmaana session ke baad woh dinner krne chali jaati h.

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Thodi der baad Nitin Yuvi ko bahar le gaya garden me...

Yuvi: haa bol kya bolna h? *starts drinking water*

Nitin: bhai! Kisi sona ka call aaya tha. Keh rha tha pooja ji aap bar me wapas kab aa rhi h...

Yuvi: *chokes* k-k-kya!! A-arey koi m-masti kar rha h-hoga!

Nitin: dekh Yuvi, tu mere bhai jaisa hai isliye puch rha hu. Chakkar kya hai yeh sab? Jhooth bolne ki koshish toh karna bhi mat kyuki maine yeh naam pehle bhi suna hai.

Yuvi: k-kaha suna hai?

Nitin: wo...

Flashback

Idhar ek Rocky naam ka ladka jo college me hi padta hai woh nitin se baat kr rha tha.

Rocky: bhai nitin tujhe PTA hai meri na girlfriend banne wali h *sharma gya*

Nitin: accha? Bohot acchi baat h! Photo wagera h?

Rocky: nah bhai

Nitin: acha toh dikhti kaisi h yeh hi bta de

Rocky: woh toh mujhe bhi nhi pta bhai!

Nitin: hein?? Bc pagal h tu? Dekha tk nhi aur girlfriend?

Rocky: ary bas call par baat hui hai bohot baar. Use apni shakal dikhane me sharam aati hai na!!

Nitin: shakal hi dikhani hai! Suhagraat krne ko thodi bol rha h tu!

Rocky: bro!!!

Nitin: chal chorr. Naam pta h ya woh bhi batane me sharam aati hai?

Rocky: naam pta hai na! Pooja naam h uska! *sharma gaya ×2*

Flashback ends

Yuvi: mtlb jisse mai baat kr rhi thi- ahem!! Kar rha tha woh rocky tha??

Nitin: haa! Chal ab tu bata chakkar kya h?

Yuvi ne sab kuch bata diya

Nitin kuch bol paata usse pehle hi

??: bhais ki aankh itna bada kaand woh bhi mere bina??!!

Woh dono turn krke dekhte h Jatin unke peeche aaram se chips leke baitha tha aur kha rha tha

Nitin: story chal rhi h idhar??

Jatin: story nhi bhai Yuvi ne toh geography history chemistry sab badal diya!! Arey pura ka pura gender badal diya!!

Yuvi: tu chup karega ya mai mukka maaru tujhe?

Jatin: accha thik h! Par mujhe PTA nhi tha tu gay hai aur tere aise showk bhi hai

Yuvi: abe behen ke lode pagal h kya??!!! Mai pole se bhi zyada straight hu bhai!!

Jatin: toh fir yeh sab kyu kr rhe ho!

Yuvi: majboor insaan kya kya nhi krta... *sigh*

?/???: baat toh sahi hai!

Woh log dekhte h Jatin ke peeche Javin, Jai, Harsh, aur Veer khade the.

Jatin/Nitin/Yuvraj: TUM KAB AAYE?

Javin: jab aap apne dark secrets bata rhe- mera mtlb apni story bata rhe the!

Yuvi: tmlogo ne bhi sun liya?

Veer: sunna nhi chahiye tha par hum bade kameene kism ke log h toh sun liya!!

Nitin: tumlogo ki bakchodi hogyi ho toh topic pe focus kare??

Harsh: yes sirr!!

Nitin: toh Yuvi ab tu kya krega?

Yuvi: pta nhi yaar... jab tk saare loans de nhi deta aur ghar aur dukan churwa nhi leta tb tk toh krna hi pdega...

Jai: tere bade bhai jaisa hu mai... kabhi bhi zarurat pade toh yaad krlena!

Jatin: kab? Ladki banne me??

Veer: gadhe chup kar tu! *sar pe tapli maarte hue*

Javin: yes yes Jai bhai se sehmat hu

Yuvi: *smiles* shukriya yaar!

Fir group hug hota hai.

Par kya inhe pata hai ek nayi musibat inka intezar kar rahi hai??

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Too short I know! Isse kaam chala lo filhaal please *cries*

Love ya bye <3