I want to tell yall that we'll have a lot of new entries!! I know yall might be having a huge problem in remembering all of them, but co-operate! Because it's a funny ff and for that we need lots of characters so that confusion can occur.
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Same day, raat ka waqt

Chaman club me apni job kar rha hai as always. Tab hi kisiki entry hoti hai aur pure club ki nazar uspe padti hai.

Aaiye dekhte hai!!

Yeh hai...puja/pooja!

Yeh dikhta- I mean dikhti aisi hai!

Woh enter krti hai aur drinks counter par Jaake khadi hoti hai. Everyone in the club was awestruck, jaise unki nazar hi na hat rhi ho us par se. Suddenly Chaman ki nazar us par padti hai aur woh uske pass aata hai.

Chaman: hey beautiful! What brings you here? *gazing at her OO (yk)*

Yuvraj: abe o, zyada English nhi jhaad riya h tu!

Chaman: *wide eyes* abe saale tu! Tu yaha kya kar rha hai? Maine toh tujhe pehchana hi nhi!

Yuvi: (looking at the oranges aka *ahem* he fitted) chehre par nazar jayegi tb na pehchane ga! Ab chal apne Malik ko bula!

Chaman: tu toh bol rha tha tu ladki nhi banega?? Fir kya hua!

Yuvi: majboor aadmi kya kya nhi krta bhai! Pehli baar mai santra rate ki jagah size pe base krke laya hu.

Chaman: base aur fit toh sahi kiya h!

Yuvraj: Tera malik kidhar hai? Apne Malik ko bula re!

Chaman: haan haan aata hi ho- lo! Aagya!

Yuvi: *stares at the owner* bappi laheri ka chhota bhai

Chaman: abey gadhe! Yeh hai sona bhai urf sajan tiwari. Is area ke saare cafes aur clubs inke hi hai. Aaja milwata hu!

Woh sona bhai se milne gye.

Chaman: sona bhai! Yeh hai pooja! Meri jaan ne wali. Lockdown me jin bechariyon ki naukri gyi h, unme se sabse badi bechari yahi hai. Maa inki bachpan me hi guzar gayi thi, aur tabse inke baap ka dimagi santullan bigda hua hai.

Sona: are re! Itna dukh! Woh sab chorro, bar dancer toh mere pass bohot hai. Jeme kya khaas h?

Chaman: all india radio pe kaam kr chuki hai, isliye naach-gaana bohot accha kr leti h! Baaki Sab toh firangi hai, par yeh, bilkul desi!

Pooja: iPhone se zyada features hai mujhme. Ek baar mauka deke dekhiye, mai customers se woh note bhi nikalwa lungi jo yeh baaki log note-bandi me bhi nhi nikalwa paye!

Sona bhai: wah!! Wah wah!! Dikhao ji dikhao!

Fir yeh hota hai.

Aise hi raat kat jaati hai aur yuvraj ko acche paise bhi mil jaati hai, kaam ke saath.

Next Day

In a house near the college

??: na murado!! Yeh kya haal bana rakha hai ! Kaisa manhoos rang chipka kr aaye ho!

Ek aadmi 2 ladko ke hair pakad ke noch rha tha.

Ladka 1 (black shirt wala): 5000 rupay kharchee kiye hai golden krwane me!

White shirt: Ali
Black shirt: Aryan

Chacha: arey 5000 me toh asli sona lag jaata! Yeh kya tamba chipka kr aaye ho!

Chacha: aaj se saare riti-riwaz follow honge! 5 waqt ki namaz, jumme ki namaz, kurta pajama aur sar par topi!

Ladka 2: lage haath nikah bhi karwado!

Chacha: kya bola!

Ladka 2: saari duniya ki problem aapko hum dono me hi dikhti h?!

Ladka 1: yeh bohot galat baat hai chachs!!

Chacha: chachs? Mai tumhara chacha hu ya WhatsApp group! *dande se marne ka ishara krte hue*

Ladka 2: shakina ne bhi krwaye hai waise! Use bhi toh kuch bolo!

Chacha: kalko shakina baccha paida kregi, tum dono bhi kroge? Nhi na! Yeh ek hi toh jisne mere khandan ki izzat banaye rakhi hai!

Shakina: ji!

Tab hi koi entry leta hai chillate hue!

"LUT GAYI!!"

Chacha ji khade hote hai, saath me sakina bhi khadi hoti hai.

Woh aadmi andar aata hai aur peeche se 4 log aate hai ek khatiya ko le kar jisme koi ladka bandha hua tha.

Chacha: arey ye kiski maiyyat hai? kaun mar gya?

Woh 4 log us khatiya ko 2 pair par khada krte hai.

Shoukiya: yeh mar gya aapki beti par!

Aaiye aapko milate hai Abu Salim ji ke parivaar se.

Sabse pehle hai khud, Abu Salim urf chacha ji urf chachs.

Phir, unki beti shakina.

Phir, unka majla beta, Shoukiya.

Phir, unka bada beta, Mohommad Shahrukh.

Baaki do ladke, Aryan aur Ali, unke marhoom bhai ke bete. Jo ab Abu Salim ke saath hi reh rhe hai.

Back to story!

Abu Salim: kya bol rhe ho! Yeh hai kaun??

Shoukiya: mujhe lgta hai yeh punjabi hai!

Abu: punjabi toh hai lakin hai kaun!!

Shoukiya: yeh Chaman hai aur Iska chakkar apki beti shakina ke saath chal rha h!

Abu: shakina!! *staring at her*

??: abu daddy, assalamu alaikum!

Abu: humara bohot hi naam cheen gharana hai... aise koi bhi aake kya humara damad ban jayega!

Shoukiya: bilkul sahi!

Abu: yeh jaante hue bhi ki shakina alag mazhab ki hai, usse mohobaat Krne ki tumhari himmat kaise hui!

Chaman: mujhe pta nhi tha yeh musalman hai!

Abu: toh tumhe kya laga, shakina naam ki ladkiyan japani hoti h?!

Chaman: nhi abu daddy!

Abu: tumhare andar aisa kya khaas hai jo hum tumhe apna damad banaye!

Chaman: ise khush rkhunga mai!

Abu: ary meri beti toh kapil sharma ka show dekh kr khush ho jati h! Toh kya iski shaadi kapil sharma se krwa de?

Chaman: krwa de!

Abu: kya?!!

Chaman: par yaad rkhna, kapil sharma 2 din aata hai sirf 1 ghante puri team aur judge ke saath. Mai akela aaunga, har roz 24/7 bina break ke! Kyu shakina, you love me na? *wink* (she smiled)

Chaman ki rassi khol di.

Everyone is now seated.

Abu: *smiles* dekho beta, hum unme se nhi no mazhab ki wajah se 2 pyaar krne wale ko alag krde. Mai tm dono ka nikah krwaunga.

Chaman: wah! Love u abu daddy!

Abu: par ek problem hai...

Chaman: kaisi problem?

Abu: hum shakina ki shaadi tb tk nhi krwa skte jab tk Shahrukh ki shaadi nhi ho jaati...

Chaman: unki toh shaadi hogyi h! 3 bacche h unke...

Shakina: shahrukh khan nhi.. mohommad shahrukh.. mere bade bhai!

Chaman: oh! Toh kab h saale ki shaadi? Mtlb mere saale ki shaadi

Abu: problem yeh hai ki 6 mahine pehle hi uska break up hua hai. Tabse gehre depression me hai. Jo use depression se bahar nikal de, use 10 lakh rupay inam me milenge.

Chaman: *gulps* 10 lakh...?

Abu: haa!
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College me

Jiya: project kb banana hai guys?

Aarvi: agle hafte se banate hai na!

Sarah: ha yr.. aise bhi 1 hafte enjoy kr lene de!

Helen: haan haan

Shifa: ab kya krna hai?

Bhoomi: college ki sadi hui classes attend nhi krke ghar jaana hai

Sugshika: par exams chutti baad hi hai! Notes lagenge uske liye

Disha: hum mese koi ek attend krlega na! Notes miss nhi honge tb.

Shanvi: attend krega kaun?

Yukti: mai kr lungi no probs!

Soumya: bhai tu hi kar. Merese toh nhi hone wale yeh classes!

Lipika: classes krne se acha mai burger thoos lu Jaake!

Shifa: bhai bhookh lag gyi.

Shaily: kuch khane chale?

Helen: kaha jayenge?

Bhoomi: dhabe pe!

Yukti: tmlog jao! Mai yaha rukungi. Classes hai na.

Navya: tu ruk hum chale! Bohot bhookh lag rhi hai yaar.

Sarah: chalo tab!

Soumya: let's goo!!

Yeh log uth kr dhabe ki taraf chalte hai.

Yukti thodi der baad uth kr classes ke liye ja rhi hoti hai jab woh Eshaan se takra jaati hai.

Yukti: shit sorry! Tum thik ho?

Eshaan: mai thik hu. U okay?

Yukti: yes! Waise tmhare dost nhi dikh rhe?

Eshaan: yuvi bhai toh room me so rhe h, baaki sb khana khane gye hai. Keh rhe the aaj ki classes attend nhi krenge. Mai bas yeh starting ki science class attend karlu fir mai bhi unhe join kr lunga. Tumhare friends kaha hai?

Yukti: woh log bhi khana khane gye hai. Mujhe notes nhi miss krne the toh mai ruk gyi.

Eshaan: accha? Saare classes krogi?

Yukti: *in mind* krne toh saare the par jab yeh sirf science wali krega toh mai bhi sirf science wali kr leti hu. Baaki ke notes shakina se maang lungi! *to him* nhi nhi! Sirf science wali class krke I'll join them.

Eshaan: wow! Same! Toh chalo class me! Jaldi!

Woh uska haath pakadta hai aur dono class ki taraf bhaag kr jaate hai.

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Idhar humari sab ladkiyan thoos rhi hai jb koi kehta h

Jatin: arey tumlog! Kya haal hai!

Helen: ab tk toh acche the par tumhe dekhne ke baad haal bure hogue h!

Jatin: ouch!

Soumya: hm sab toh mast h! Tm btao! Baaki saare jokers- mera mtlb tmhare dost kaha h?

Jai: baaki saare dost yaha h!

Jai aata h puri toli ke saath aur sab ek ek ladki ke pass jakr khade ho jate h

Javin: aur btao Kya kr rhe ho!

Aarvi: mujra kr rhe h! Dekhna h?

Javin: dikha do!

Aarvi: behencho-

Jiya: uh hum kha rhe h. Kuch kaam?

Javin: nah aise hi!

Nitin: kaisi ho miss shaki!

(Shaki: someone who always doubts others yani shak krna)

Shifa: I'm gud mr chor!

Sarah: yuvraj nhi aaya?

Faneesh: room me so rha h.

Shanvi: faneesh! Dosa khaoge?

Faneesh: khila do!

And yes she fed him some dosa.

Yuvan: hi Shaily!

Shaily: *sarcastic smile* hi stalker!

Yuvan: *in mind* ab tk gussa h!

Veer: hi disha! *smirk*

Disha: *internally crying* hi veer! Kaise ho!

Veer: mai toh thik hu! Tm btao!

Disha: mai bhi mast ekdum! *in mind* kutte kahi ke marja!

Veer: mujhe mann me gaali dena band kro aur yeh jo bhi kha rhi ho mujhe khilao!

Disha: *glups* fine!

Idhar bhoomi Harsh ko hi taade ja rhi thi bechara sharma gaya.

Harsh: d-dekho!

Bhoomi: dekh hi toh rahi hu!

Harsh: waisa wala dekho nhi! Mera mtlb tha, is tarah ghoora mt kro mujhe!

Bhoomi: hmmm... arz kiya h!

Harsh: irshad!

Bhoomi: Humne tumhe itna dekha, itna dekha, jitna dekha ja skta tha.
Phir bhi in do aankhon se kitna dekha jaa skta tha??

Harsh: *blushes* badi bekaar shayari thi!

Bhoomi: shakal jaise laal pada hai... kuch aur hi ishara kr rha yeh toh! *wink*

Bas woh Jaake nitin ke peeche chup gya.

Soumya: aaj jhagda nhi kr rhe mujhse!

Jai: aaj tumne meri baaton ka galat mtlb bhi toh nhi nikala!

Soumya: mtlb jhagda mai krti hu humesha?!

Jai: lo, nikal liya.

And they both laughed.

Navya: suresh!

Bhavish: navya, bhavish naam h mera!

Navya: jo bhi! Mujhe ek glass lassi pila do naa pweasee

Bhavish: Uff aisi shakal mt banao lata hu! *he left*

Navya: *shouts* THANK YOU!!

Bhavish: *smiles* duffer!

Siddharth: kya kha rhi ho?

Sugshika: kyu tumhe dikhayi nhi de rha? Aalu ka paratha hai

Siddharth: mujhe bhi khilao!

Sugshika: khudse kha lo le kar

Siddharth: haath gande ho jayenge yaar firse dhone padenge! Khila do na!

Sugshika: fine fine!

Fir isne use kuch bites khilaye.

Lipika: sup Tanmay!

Tanmay: hi! Kaisi ho!

Lipika: mai mast hu! khaoge? *shows him her food*

Tanmay: haan!

Lipika: come sit!

Half chair pr woh baithi half par Tanmay aaram se dono ek plate me kha rhe the aur baatein bhi kr rhe the.

Din kat gya in sab me.

Raat ke 8 bake

Yuvraj: tu ek kaam kr! Ek jhatke me mere jism ka sauda krde!

Chaman: bhai 10 lakh rupay ka sawal hai! Mai toh bol kar aagya hu tu bohot badi psychiatrist hai.

Yuvraj: psychiatrist?? Mai?? Abe saale tujhe psychiatrist ki spelling bhi PTA h? P se shuru hoti h uski spelling!

Chaman: kya baat kr rha h? C se nhi hoti ?

Yuv: c se bs ek hi cheez shuru hoti h woh h tu!

Chaman: cute toh mai hu!

Yuvi: cute nhi tu Chaman chutiya h! Raita faila kr aagya! Psychiatrist h bohot badi!

Chaman: oh bhai! Bar dancer se toh better profile h na? Naach gana krke depression se bahar le aana use!

Yuvi: agar nhi aaya toh??

Chaman: uski behen ki..... Shaadi mujhse tb hi hogi jab uska bhai depression se bahar niklega yaar! Apne bhai ke liye itna toh kr hi skta hai na?

Yuvi: uff thik hai! Chala jaunga kal!

*famous dream girl background music*

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(So you people won't be confused)

CAST OF DREAM GIRL:

Namjoon- Nitin, with Shifa.
Jin- Jai, with Soumya.
Yoongi- Yuvraj, with Sarah.
Hobi- Harsh, with Bhoomi.
Jimin- Jatin, with Helen.
Taehyung- Veer, with Disha.
Jungkook- Javin, Aarvi/Jiya.

Jadhav- SECRET!

Yeonjun- Yuvan, with Shaily.
Felix- Faneesh, with Shanvi.
Soobin-Siddharth, with Sugshika.
Beomgyu- Bhavish, with Navya.
Taehyun- Tanmay, with Lipika.
Eunwoo- Eshaan, with Yukti.
Lee Ji-eun: Shakina
Bangchan: Chaman

OTHER CASTS:

Annu Kapoor: Jagjeet Singh (Yuvi ke papa).
Paresh Rawal: Abu salim.
Ranjan Raj: Tiger Pandey.
Rajpal Yadav: Shoukiya.
Raj Qushal: Ali.
Raj Bhansali: Aryan.
Vijay Raaz: Saajan Tiwari/ Sona bhai.

People who'll be added later, will be introduced later!

Bbye!! Love ya!!

2168 words! ♡