Yaha Shifa ghoom rahi hai freak out ho kar kyuki uska purse nhi mil rha.

Woh sb jagah dhoond rhi hai tab hi use Nitin dikhta hai.

Shifa: Nitin!!

Woh palta

Nitin: haa, bolo?

Shifa: tumne mera purse dekha?

Nitin: ek second *woh apne pocket se ek purse nikalta hai* yeh? *shows her that*

Shifa: *gasps* haa! Yahi hai! Tumne firse chori ki?!

Nitin: hein?! Maine toh tumhari help-

Shifa: tumhare pass yeh purse kaha se aaya?! Tumne kya mujhe bewakoof smjh rkha hai?! Sab samajh aata h mujhe!

Nitin: arey O gyaan ki devi! Logo par shaq krna chorr do! Mujhe yeh purse tumhari seat ke neeche gira hua mila. Maine rakh liya, socha jab dikhogi Tb de dunga! But anyways.

Shifa: hmph! *she left*

Nitin: kaunsi aafat gale pad gyi mere! *sigh*
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Ground

Idhar Jiya baith kar apna lunch kar rahi hai. Use akele me khana accha lgta hai isliye ground me side par jo bench rkha hai waha baith kar kha rhi hai. Tab hi, uske side par koi knock karta hai

Javin: hello, mai baith Jau yaha?

Usne uppar dekha aur blush kr gyi kyuki use woh baat yaad aagyi

Jiya: h-haa

Woh uske side par baith gaya

Javin: aur btao!

Jiya: kya btau??

Javin: chorro mai hi bta deta hu! Mai yaha aaya kyuki cafeteria me saare students aise lad rhe hai jaise unki amma bhaag gyi ho

Jiya: hein?

Javin: haa! Anyways. Apne baare me kuch btao! Hobbies, likes, dislikes etc etc.

Aur inki ek acchi conversation start ho jati hai.
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Yaha sugshika aur siddharth saath me baith kr lunch kar rhe hai.

Tab hi sugshika zor se khasne lagti hai

Sid: ary kya hua!! *uski peet sehlate hue* yeh lo, paani piyo! *he made her drink some water* ab thik lg rha h? *worried*

Sugshika: haa, ab thik hai. Thank you.

Sid: koi baat nhi! Dhyan se khaya kro!

Sugshika: *smile* yes sir, jaisa aap kahe.

Sid: *felt butterflies*
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Yukti aur Eshaan lunch kar rhe the jab

Eshaan: Yukti, tumhare face pe khana lga hai.

Yukti: kaha? Yaha? *points at her upper lip*

Eshaan: nhi, left pe.

Yukti: yaha? *points at her left lip*

Eshaan: waha bhi nhi. Thoda right..

Yukti: yaha? *points again* (he denied) uff! Tb kaha??

Eshaan: *smiles* mai krta hu!

Fir usne apne haath se uske lip ke left side pe jo khana lga tha use saaf kr diya.

Meanwhile, she felt a whole zoo in her stomach aur woh bohot zyada nervous hogyi.

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Disha idhar chain se kha rhi thi jab uske phone pr call aata hai

Disha: hello??

??: mujhe abhi ke abhi ek strawberry milkshake and ek burger la kar do. Ground ke peeche hu!

Disha: but mai kha rhi hu!

??: tum la kar deti ho ya mai...

Disha: la rhi hu! *hang up* Ugh! VEER KE BACCHE!!

Aur yeh gayi burger and milkshake le kar ground ke peeche

Disha: lo! *annoyed*

Veer: pyaar se do tb lunga

Disha: *breathes in* veer, yeh lo.

Veer: aur pyaar se... warna tumhe toh pta hi hai!

Disha: *smiles sarcastically* mere pyaare veer, please le lo yeh khana!

Veer: haa yeh hui na baat! *Khana le kar thoosne lag gaya*

Disha: I hope tumhe yeh digest na ho! *whispers*

Veer: kuch kaha?

Disha: nhi! Tm khao, mai chalti hu. Bye! *left*
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Yuvan library me lunch krte hue ek book padh rha tha tb hi kisi ne library me entry li.

Yuvan: tum?!! *shouts*

Shaily darr gyi.

Librarion: are o! Tumhare mama ka ghar nahi hai! Chillao mt warna dhakke maar kr bahar nikal dunga!

Yuvan: h-haa toh thik hai na! Itna kya uchal rhe ho!

Yuvan Shaily ke pass gya aur bola

Yuvan: seriously?! Tum mujhe stalk kr rhi ho? Huh?!

Shaily: tum Shah Rukh Khan ho?

Yuvan: nhi

Shaily: Salmaan Khan ho?

Yuvan: nhi!

Shaily: Amir Khan ho?

Yuvan: arey nahi! Par yeh actors ki antakshari khelna band kro!

Shaily: toh mai tumhe kyu stalk krungi?!

Yuvan: par mai jaha bhi jaata hu tum waha aajati ho! Uppar se dekh kar smile krti ho woh alag! Yeh stalking nhi hui toh kya hua?!

Shaily: *gets angry* oh hello! Pehli cheez, mujhe jo bhi dekhta hai mai sbko smile deti hu! Kyuki yeh acchi baat hoti h! Dusri cheez, hum dono same building and same college me rehte hai, toh coincidentally mulaqat hona is very normal! Mujhe tumhe stalk krne ka koi shok nhi h Smjhe!

Yuvan: a-accha okay! Chill bruh!

Shaily: bhaad me gaya tumhara chill! *she left*

Yuvan: yeh toh gadbad hogya bidu!
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Now don't be annoyed. We got 15 couples sabko scenes dene padte hai!

College ke baad

Raat ke 12 baje, ladko ka room

Yuvi: chalo mai nikal rha hu kaam par!

Jatin: bhai tera kaun sa kaam raat ke 12 baje hota hai??

Yuvi: tujhe kyu jaan-na hai? Meri jagah tu jayega kya kaam pe?

Jatin: bas aise hi puch rha tha mai toh!

Harsh: waise bhai tu kaam kya karta hai??

Yuvi: roz raat ko kothe pe mujra karne jaata hu! Join karega??

Javin: kaunse kothe pe?? Woh road ke side wala ya factory ke peeche wala?

*silence*

Yuvi: kyu? Tujhe dekhna hai?

Javin: chii! Aise showk nhi h mere!

Nitin: waise tu kaam kya krta h?

Yuvi: colgate banata hu bhai.

Chaman: (yeh inke hi room me shift hogya hai) raat ke 12 baje??

Yuvi: ab raat bhar Colgate banaunga tab hi toh tumlog subah uth kar manjan kar paoge! Ab mai chalta hu! *he left*

Veer: yeh toh Maine socha hi nhi!

Jai: *throws a tshirt at him* kyuki tu gadha hai! Ab kapde pehen le, nanga kyu hai?

Veer: NANGA NHI HU SHIRTLESS HU! *shouts*

Jai: same cheez!

Nitin: ab Tarzan bana mt reh, kapde pehen le!

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Yuvi Kaam par gaya hai... toh chaliye uske pass chalte hai!

Call centre par

Kisi ne Yuvi ke phone par call kiya.

Yuvraj: hello! Mai puja bol rhi hu! Aap kaun??

Customer 1: hello puja baby, mai dipu bol rha hu! Hum 3 log hai, aaogi kya?? *flirty voice*

Yuvi: tujhe apne baap ki arthi ko kandha dena hai chautha bula kar? PHONE RAKH!! *hang up*

Tab hi waha owner aata hai

O: kya kr rha h? Chilla kyu rha h customer pe? Customer bhagwan hota hai samjha!

Yuvi: kaunsa bhagwan raat ko 1 bje ladki bulata hai?

O: chal sahi se kaam kr! *owner left*

Call aaya

Cus2: hello aap puja ji bol rhe ho?

Yuvi: sahi pakde hai! Aapki apni puja ji bol rhi hu! Isliye aap jeet te hai meri smoochi! Mwah mwah mwah!

Cus4: aap puja ji bol rhe ho na?

Yuvi: haanji mai twadi apni puja bol rhi hu! Aap kaun bol rhe ho ji?

Cus4: mai gurbajan Singh bol rha hu ji!

Yuvi: acha ! Gurpu!

Cus4: haaye!! Twadi changi ho ji?

Yuvi: *gasps* haww nangi!

Cus4: haww nangi nhi ji, changi!

Yuvi: *laughs inside* hanji hanji mai changiya !

Cus8: paisa bohot hai mere pass... bs shaadi nhi ho rhi

Yuvi: umar kitni hai?

Cus8: bas 80!

Yuvi: ab tum shaadi mt kro, bus lo aur haridwar niklo! Puja karne ki umar me puja se baat kr rhe ho! PHONE RAKH!

(Bhai kya mast likha last line, originally mera h bccc)

5 AM

Cus17: suno... mujhe na tumse baat krke woh krne ka mann kr rha h..

Yuvi: woh kya??

Cus17: are wahi!!

Yuvi: abey Jise tu Taj Mahal samjh rha hai na woh bhi Qutub Minar hai! phone rakh!

Cus17: accha? Yeh Taj Mahal Qutub Minar kabse hogya?

Yuvi: jabse tu paida hua hai saale dharti pe bojh! Phone rakhega ya joota uthau mai?? *hang up*

Yuvi: *sighs tiredly* kaise kaise log rehte hai yaha par by god! Saale hawasi! *sighs again*

Uske baad Yuvi wapas ghar chala jaata hai.

Woh ghar me entry krta hai, fresh hota hai aur sone hi wala hota hai jab.... use ek call aata hai

Yuvi: hello?

Yuvi ke papa: hello beta! Teri job lagi??? Idhar loan wale bohot pareshaan kar rhe hai mujhe!

Yuvi: papa, Hua kya??

Papa: humari dukan seal krdi hai! Kyuki woh loan ke waha girvi thi... deadline cross hogyi toh dukan seal krdi hai. Beta, paiso ki bohot zarurat hai mujhe. Teri job lagi??

Yuvi: haa, papa. Meri job lag gyi hai... advance maine bhijwa diye hai. Shayad aaj shaam tk aapko mil jayenge...

Papa: accha! Kitne bhijwaye hai?

Yuvi: Rs. 60,000.

[I've made a change. Yuvi ka advance 70,000 tha, uski salary 25,000 hai... okay?]

Papa: wah beta! Isse toh thoda karza zarur utar jayega! Shukriya beta!

Yuvi: yeh toh mera farz hai papa! Aap tension mt lijiye, mai sab sahi krdunga!

Papa: thik hai beta. Jug jug jiyo.

*hang up*

Yuvi: *sigh* mai middle class aadmi kaha se lau itni paise? Loans nhi diye toh ghar bhi chinn jayega... Dusri job dhundta hu jo ki college ke baad kr sku...

While worrying about his loans and expenses, he slept...

Next Day

Aaj college me lunch ke baad Yuvi aur Chaman baatein kr rhe the

Yuvi: kya btau yaar ab... itne loans aur kharche hai, kya kaam kru, kaha se lau itne paise? Samjh hi nhi aarha...

Chaman: tu abhi kaunsi job krta h?

Yuvi: ladki banke baitha hu!

Chaman: hein??? Kya???

Yuvi: k-kuch nhi bs ladkiyon ke tarah baitha hu!

Chaman: bhai maine sun liya! Tu bta ladki banke baitha hu ka kya mtlb??

Yuv: bhai tu toh mera bachpan ka dost hai! Saath paida hue, pale bade, saath school bhi kiya aur ab dekh, saath college bhi kr rhe h.

Chaman: bhai itna emotional kyu ho rha hai, shaadi wadi krne ka irada toh nhi?

Yuvi: abey bc. Sun!

Tb Yuvi use sb kuch bta deta hai

Chaman: bhai sahab! Dekh mai koi jugad krta hu. Agar mujhe koi job mila tere liye, toh btaunga. Salary 25,000-30,000 ke beech ya zyada ki dekhta hu!

Yuvi: shukriya mere bhai! *bro hug*

But kya Yuvi ko is help ki jo keemat chukani padegi, woh pta hai??

Class me

Class me saare hero heroines hai jo apne apne group ke saath baatein krne me lage hai. Teacher absent hai toh free period hai. Majority bahar ghoom rhi hai aur yeh kuch lazy asses class me baithe maze kr rhe h

Tab hi Soumya ek paper roll bana kar Jai ke sar pe maarti hai

Dekho just because woh elder sister hai Iska mtlb yeh nhi use mature hi hona chahiye!

Jai us paper Roll ko uthata hai aur wapas Soumya ki taraf maarta hai par woh neeche jhuk jaati hai aur yeh Jaake lgta hai Disha ko. Disha woh utha kar jai ki taraf maarti hai but Veer beech me aajata h toh yeh use lg jaata hai.

Veer woh disha ki taraf maarta hai but Sarah ko lag jata hai. Sarah wapas veer ki taraf maarti h but Yuvraj ko lag jaata hai. Yuvi use sarah ki taraf maarta h par lag jata h Shifa kom Shifa woh Nitin ki taraf maarti hai. Nitin wapas Shifa ki taraf maarta hai woh paper roll par woh side hojati hai aur yeh lag jaata hai Lipika ko.

Lipika jaan bujh kar use Tanmay ki taraf phekti hai. Tanmay use Bhavish ki taraf phekta hai. Bhavish Navya ki taraf, Navya Yukti ki taraf, Yukti Eshaan ki taraf, Eshaan Faneesh ki taraf, Faneesh shanvi ki taraf. Shanvi use helen ki taraf maarti hai aur Helen Jatin ki taraf.

Jatin use Yuvan ki taraf maarta hai, Yuvan Shaily ki taraf, Shaily Bhoomi ki taraf, Bhoomi Harsh ki taraf, Harsh Javin ki taraf, Javin aarvi ki taraf, Aarvi sugshika ki taraf, sugshika siddharth ki taraf, siddharth jiya ki taraf, Jiya wapas Siddharth ki taraf maarti hai but woh jaa kar lag jaata hai.... Jadhav ko.

Bas. Silence. Sb ek dusre ka muh dekh rhe the aur Jadhav ko dekh rhe the.
Jiya bohot darr gyi thi kyuki Jadhav ko hasi mazaak psnd nhi aur yaha toh Jiya ne uske masked face par paper roll de maara.

She gulped.

Jadhav uske pass aaya paper roll le kar...

Sab un dono ko hi dekh rhe the...

Jadhav: bohot hasi mazaak ho rha h na...

She gulped again.

Jadhav: *hands her the paper roll, meanwhile she flinched* toh continue kro! Ruke kyu!

Jiya ne uski aankhon me dekha and smile kiya kyuki woh gusse me nhi tha. Par use kaun btaye... Jadhav ne bhi mask ke andar smile kiya..

Everyone: *shouts in excitement* PAPER FIGHT CONTINUE KRTE HAI!!

Aur fir sab khushi khushi paper fight krte hai.

Next day

Shaam ke waqt.

Chaman jis bar me kaam krta hai woh yaha Yuvi ko laya hai. Woh log baatein kr rhe h

Tb hi Yuvi notice krta hai us bar me dancer ladkiyon par paise uda rhe hai.

Yuvi: behencho yeh toh paise uda rhe h!

Chaman: bhai sirf yeh hi nhi, sone ki chain, ghadi, log sb uda dete hai. Kuch buddhe toh yaha aankh sekne aate hai! *points at an old man who was panting and falling but still dancing with the dancers* woh dekh! Shakti bilkul bhi nhi hai, par shakti Kapoor pura hai!

Yuvi: wah bc....

Chaman: bhai tu bhi bar dancer ban ja... roz ke 3000 aur tip ke alag se..

Yuvi: bhai is din ke liye pdhai likhai nhi ki thi maine! Awaz ladkiyon wali nikal leta hu toh kya ab ladki hi ban jau??

Chaman: bhai mai tujhe apni khwahish ke liye toh ladki nhi bana rha! Teri hi madad kr rha hu!

Yuvi: jo bhi! Mai na ban rha ladki wagera!

Next day

Library me sab baith kr pdhai kr rhe h.

Suddenly bhoomi aur Harsh ka eye contact hota hai aur woh Harsh ko aankh maar deti hai

Harsh: *gulps and blinks* j-jatin! (Yeh uske side me baitha tha)

Jatin: *staring at Helen jo bohot concentration se... so rhi thi* bol!

Harsh: bhai woh ladki mujh par bohot zyada hi line maarti hai! Aankh Maari usne mujhe!

Jatin: wah bc kya kismat payi h tune!

Harsh: kya?!

Jatin: meri wali toh line chorr ek dot tk nhi deti!

Harsh: tujhse baat krna hi bekaar h!

Navya: Ganesh pen dena Zara!

Bhavish: mera naam Bhavish hai!

Navya: ha wahi wahi! Pen do!

Bhavish ne pen diya aur usne le liya.

Helen: bhyi yr meko koi pencil dedo

Jatin: kaho toh mai apna dil dedu?

Helen: apne dil ko apni Gaand me ghusa le

Jatin: bhai yeh hurt hua!

Shifa: I get you bro don't worry!

Soumya: helen yeh le pen!

Yeh pen dene wali thi par pen gir gya

Pen uthane ke liye yeh jhuki table ke neeche toh iske theekh saamne jai baitha tha woh bhi jhuka aur dono ne pen lene ke liye apna haath aage badhaya

Dono ke pen ke liye reach krne pr unke haath touch hogye. Dono freeze hogye aur same position me ek dusre ko hi dekhe jaa rhe the... she blushed ekdum ganda wala blushhh

2 minute ke eye contact ke baad

Lipika: behen sogyi kya neeche?

Nitin: bhai tu aaj uthega ya neeche hi rehne ka plan hai?

Aur yeh dono jaldi se uthe

Soumya ne Helen ko pen de diya.

Sugshika: bhyi yaar bhookh lgri!

Shanvi: bro chal na kuch khate hai

Sarah: Kya khayenge pr???

Bhoomi: dekh ek dusre ko toh kha nhi skte, khana hi khayenge!

Veer: tumlogo ka hogya ho toh chale???

Disha: tumlog bhi jaoge?

Veer: humpr kya kaante lage hai jo humlog nhi aa skte?

Shaily: ab chaloge??? Bhookh se mar jaungi ab!

Sab chale jaate hai dhabe me thoosne kyuki cafeteria ka khana roz roz is aukat se bahar

Dhabe par

Sab aise thoos rhe the jaise free ka Langer mila ho.

Thoosne ke baad sb chill kr rhe the like time pass

Tb hi sb apne apne maal ke pass Jake baatein krte hai

Shifa: Nitin!

Nitin: dekho agar tumhara kuch bhi gayab hai toh I swear maine nhi churaya hai!

Shifa: arey yaar woh nhi!

Nitin: maine purse, ghadi, chappal kuch nhi churaya!

Shifa: *sigh* arey yaar mujhe maafi maangni thi! I'm sorry!

Nitin: kya??? Maine suna nhi! Firse bolna zara!

Shifa: I'm sorry okay? Woh false accusations ke liye... sorry! Be faltu ne ilzaam nhi lagane chahiye the...

Nitin: zara firse bolna!

Shifa: *annoyed* bhaad me jao!

Nitin: *smiles* acha acha okay! Jao maaf kiya!

(Khudke romantic scenes nhi likhe kyuki saare scenes sbke isme lga diye *cries*)
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Sarah: yuvraj! Itne tensed kyu lag rhe ho??

Yuvraj: nhi kuch nhi!

Sarah: bta bhi do! Buri dikhti hu, buri hu nhi!

Yuvraj: Buri nhi dikhti *whisper*

Sarah: kuch kaha??

Yuvraj: kuch nhi bas family problems, financial condition thodi khrb chal rhi hai... aur kuch nhi.

Sarah: oh! Well koi baat nhi. Jo bhi hai thik hojayega! Tension not! *smiles*

Yuvraj: hmmm...
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Jatin: Helen yr mujhse pyaar se toh baat krle!

Helen: kyu pareshaan kr rha hai

Jatin: yaar dekh kitna sarvagun sampann hu mai! Kya kami h mujhme?

Helen: dekh jatin mera mood bohot accha hai khrb na kr warna muh tod dungi tera

Jatin: uh okay!

Fir yeh Helen ke side me jakr khada hogya aur uske kandhe pr apna sar rkh kr aankhein band krli

Helen uski taraf dekhti hai and smile krti hai
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Jai: tumhe nhi lgta aise paper ball fek ke marna acchi baat nhi?

Soumya: bolo nhi suno! Paper ball hi tha! Nuclear bomb nhi jo phat jaaye!

Jai: har baat ka ulta mtlb nikalne ka talent bade ho kar mila ya bachpan se tha??

Soumya: are yeh toh inbuilt!

Aur dono haste hai.
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Javin aur aarvi firse ladai kr rhe hai

Javin: mai tumse zyada smart hu!

Aarvi: nah! Mai zyada smart hu!

Javin: acha? Toh ek sawaal ka jawab do!

Aarvi: pucho!

Javin: agar ek bus khali nikli, pehle stop par 4 aadmi, 6 aurat aur 3 bacche chade. Dusre stop par 2 bacche aur 3 aadmi utar gaye, 5 aadmi aur 4 bacche chade....(blah blah blah) toh ab btao bus kitne stop par ruki?

Aarvi: haa- what?!

Javin: btaoo!!!

Aarvi: i- mai baat hi nhi krungi! *jaate hue*

Javin: *laughs and pulls her back* mazaak mazaak!

Aarvi: very funny! *smiles*

Fir Javin waha se chala jaata hai.
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Disha: tum meri woh baat sbko sach me bta doge??

Veer: haa!

Disha: hmmm....

Veer: kyu??

Disha: just asking..!

Uske baad normal convo start ho jati hai.
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Jiya yaha aasmaan dekh rhi h kyuki the sky is beautiful obviously!

Javin: hey! Kya kr rhi ho??

Jiya: *flinches* kuch nhi! Bs nature ko dekh rhi... tum kya kr rhe ho?

Javin: mujhe tumhari yaad aayi toh bas chala aaya!

Jiya: *flustered* k-kya???

Javin: haa!! *holds her hand*

Jiya: d-d-dimag toh nhi kharab hogya tumhara!

Javin: haath hi pdka bs-

Jiya: Bina puche nhi krna chahiye yeh!

Javin: oops sorry! *he left her hand* my mistake madam! Aur bataiye!
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Sugshika: siddharth tum apni hobbies ke baare me btao!

Siddharth: mera chorro! Apne baare me btao~

Sugshika: mere baare me?

Siddharth: haa! Tumhare baare me jaan-ne ki aarzoo hai!

Sugshika: jii? *butterflies*

Siddharth: jii!
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Yuvan: sorry maine socha tm stalker ho!

Shaily: koi baat nhi! No probs!

Friendship start!
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AN,

Aaj ke liye itna hi! See? I'm updating faster these days! I thought to double update on Sunday kyuki mere abhi tk ke saare chapters Sunday ko upload hue the and I didn't wanted the chain to break but ab likh liya hai toh update krdeti hu.

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