Subah ke 4:00 baje:

Yaha ek ladki bus stop ke liye daud rhi hai... I mean, bus stop pohonchne ke liye daud rhi hai. Kyuki woh late hogyi hai aur bus kisi bhi waqt tata bye bye bol kar nikal skti hai.

Daudte waqt use peeche se dhakka lgta hai aur woh muh ke bal neeche girti hai

??: ouch! *usne peeche dekha* kyu be, andha hai?! Dikhayi nhi deta?!

???: sorry sorry! Woh mai jaldi me tha!

??: toh kya kuchal dega mujhe????

Him in mind:

Hey bhagwan! Kaha phas gaya? Aaj agar bus miss hogyi toh papa ko kya muh dikhaunga ghar Jake!

???: madam, uth bhi jao! Pure din sadak par pade rehne ka irada hai kya?

Fir woh ladki uthti hai aur apne kapde jhaadti hai.

??: tum na yaad rakhna yeh! Iska badla mai le kar rhungi!

???: tunhara badla jaaye bhaad me! Agar meri university ki bus miss hogyi toh papa meri zindagi badal denge!

Iske baad yeh dauda use chorr kar

Her in mind:
Uni ki bus? Ah fuck! Same universities?

Yeh daudi uske peeche

Her: ary suno!! Ramesh!! *shouting*

Him: *shouts back* mera naam ramesh nhi hai!!

Her: acha toh Suresh! *shouts*

Him: *shouts back* mera naam suresh bhi nhi hai!!

Her: toh fir mahesh!! *shouts again*

Him: mera naam ramesh, suresh ya mahesh nhi hai!! AB MERA PEECHA CHORR DO!! *shouts back*

Her: TUM KOI BHI "ESH" HO MUJHE GHANTA FARK NHI PDTA! HUMARI DESTINATION SAME HAI MUJHE BHI WAHI UNIVERSITY JAANA HAI SO LEMME RUN WITH YOU! *shouts and runs more fast*

Fir yeh dono bus stop pohonch jaate hai aur waha bus ruki thi. Woh dono uspe chad gaye aur bohot thake hue dikh rhe the.

Ek ladies seat khali thi jaha pe woh ladka Jaake baith jaata hai. Fir yeh uske paas gayi aur boli

Her: seat se utho!
Him: par kyu??
Her: bade battameez aadmi ho! Ladies seat pe baith gye! Ladies ho kya???

Tab use realise hua woh ladies seat pe ja baitha hai. Woh embarass ho kar uth gya aur woh ladki waha pe baith gyi.

6 ghante ki travelling ke baad

Woh ladke ko 1 ghante khade rehne ke baad us ladki ki side me ek seat mil gyi toh woh waha baith gaya kyuki koi aur ladies nhi thi jo baithe waha.

Abhi us ladki ka sar us ladke ki shoulder pe hai aur us ladke ka sar ladki ke sar se attached hai aur dono hi gehri neend me hai.

Aadhe ghante baad heroine ki aankh khulti hai and woh idhar udhar dekhti hai. Use realise hota hai she slept for way too long and... unka bus stop chala gya...

Her: SHIT!! *shaking him* AREY KUMBHKARAN UTH JAO HUMARA BUS STOP CHALA GAYA HUM AAGE AA CHUKE HAI!

Woh ladka jaldi se uthta hai and jab use realise hota hai, woh us ladki ki taraf dekhta hai aur....smile krta hai... rone wali smile

Him: ab??
Her: ab bhajiye talo!
Him: arey yaar ek toh hum itni badi problem me fas gaye hai aur tumhe bhajiye khane hai?? Hadd hai!
Her: hey bhagwan kaise anadi se paala pad gya mera! Mera mtlb tha ki ab bus se utro aur chalo, muh taakne se kuch nhi hone wala!

Fir yeh dono apne bags le kar bus se utarte hai.

Uske baad yeh log ek auto dhund kar usme chadhte hai.

Auto me

Her: arey suno Giresh!

Him: MERA NAAM GIRESH NAHI HAI

Her: ha toh thik hai na itna kya chadh rhe ho! Apna naam toh btao!

Him: Bhavish naam hai mera.

Her: acha! I'm Navya, nice to meet you by the way!

Bhavish: ha ha same here.

Navya: *to auto wale uncle* arey bhaiya ghoda ghadi chala rhe ho kya? Tez bhagao thoda!

Auto wale bhaiya: haan madam ji!
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Kahi bohot door:

Yaha ek ladki train pe chadhi hai, aur same time pe train start hogyi.

Her: hush pohonch hi gyi! *sigh*

Woh gate pe khadi thi, andar jaane hi wali thi jab...

??: SHIT TRAIN NIKAL GAYI!

Yaha ek ladka jaldi jaldi train ke peeche bhaagta hai aur woh ladki use gate se dekhti hai.

Woh gate ke pass aane ki bohot koshish kr rha tha tab hi

Her: ary khana nhi khaya kya? Run fast!! Yeh lo mera haath pakad me aajao!!

Woh apna ek haath train ke gate se aage badhati hai taaki woh ladka pakad sake but fir bhi woh door tha

Her: jaldi kro train nikal jayegi!

Uske baad DDLJ wala reverse scene hua and  [har ff ki tarah] woh ladka us ladki ka haath pakad leta hai aur woh ladki use train ke andar kheech leti hai.

Him: Huff!

Woh ladki ki taraf dekhta hai and boom bro got lost in her eyes~

(Im writing this and chand sifarish is playing on spotify lmaoo)

Her: *blush* i know mai bohot khoobsurat hu ab itna bhi mt ghuro mujhe!

Him: hello madam! Thank you for the help but... woh baat nhi hai...

Her: *confused* huh? Toh fir??

Him: tumhare right eye ka eye liner... smudge hogya... right eye puri black hogyi hai... *suppressing his laugh*

Ji haa, banda koi lost nhi hua hai aankhon me, darr gya hai woh-
(I'm gonna get killed for this)

Her: *wide eyes + embarassed* shit! Ab kya karu??

She panicked kyuki aise toh log sach me darr jayenge aur hasenge alag...

Him: wait wait! *apna handkerchief nikalte hue* mai saaf krdeta hu!

Usne apni handkerchief nikali, apni pani ki bottle me se thoda pani le kar handkerchief ko bhigaya aur uske eye ke around jo bhi eye liner laga tha use saaf krdiya.

Meanwhile bandi bas uski aankhon me hi dekhe ja rhi thi...

Him: ahem- thank you for the help miss..?

Her: Lipika! Lipika naam hai mera, and, itna formal hone ki zarurat nhi! Tumhara naam?

Him: Tanmay!

Lipika: nice to meet you, Tanmay!

Tanmay: same here, Lipika! ab chale andar?

She nodded aur woh andar chale gaye apni seats pe.

If you're confused about the couples, arey bhai dusro ke maal par nazar daalna band kro aur apne maal ko yaad rakho na! Simple!

Still if you're confused:

Thank me later! <3
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College

Abhi college me pdhai ho rahi hai...

Class me

T: attendance hogyi! Let's focus- *knock knock*

Teacher teacher dekha 2 ladke aur 2 ladkiyan khadi hai gate pe.

Them: May I come in sir??

Teacher haa krte hai aur fir woh andar aajate hai.

Intro wala chutiyapa hum skip krenge, we all know Navya, Lipika, Bhavish and Tanmay hai woh.

Fir woh jaake empty seats pe baith jaate hai aur class start hoti hai. Arey haa attendance bhi mark hogyi h inki.

Teacher: toh baccho! Tumhari garmiyon ki chuttiyan 2 hafte baad shuru hojayengi. Isliye, college tum sabko assignments aur projects dega jo tumhe chuttiyon me khtm krke college shuru hone ke baad submit krna pdega. Okay?

Students: *in the most boring voice ever* yes sir!

T: oh! Group project hoga wo. Aur tumlogo ko team members select krne ki permission.... nahi hai! I'll select the members for each group!

T: so...

G1: disha, jiya, veer, jadhav, aarvi, javin.
G2: Jatin, helen, sarah, yuvraj, nitin, shifa.
G3: Soumya, Jai, Harsh, Bhoomi, Shaily, Yuvan.
G4: Yukti, Eshaan, Shanvi, Faneesh, Sugshika, Siddharth.
G5: Navya, Lipika, Bhavish, Tanmay, Chaman (Bangchan), Chashni (a random funny name of a girl).

Yeh 2 naye log kyu add hue hai, apko aage pta chalega! Chaman Yuvraj ka bohot accha wala dost h!

Disha apna naam veer ke saath sunne ke baad uski taraf nervous hokar dekhti hai, woh return me smirk krta hai.

Disha: *smiles painfully* lag gaye!

Bhoomi: laude! Pura bola kar. Par hua kya?

Disha: k-kuch nhi! Bas yeh group project... chuttiyan barbaad krdi...

Sarah: *whispers to Shifa* bro mujhe us kadwe karele ke saath same group me kyu rakha h??

Shifa: kyuki tu deserve krti hai kadwa karela *mwah*

Sarah: marja bhai! *annoyed*

Bhoomi: bhaiii Helen! Mujhe mere wale ke saath hi de diya hai! *looks at Harsh*

Harsh ko apne uppar ek gaze feel hui toh usne mud kar dekha.

Bhoomi, the lover girl, usne use aankh maardi~

Harsh: *gets flustered and looks away*

Bhoomi: iski isi ada par toh mera dil aagya! *dramatically blushes*

Helen: bro woh sb chorr, mujhe legit us flirty insaan ke saath de diya. I swear maine uska muh tod dena h!

Aarvi: same here. Pta nhi kaha se us Javin ke bacche ke saath set krdiya mujhe! Itna bada wala chutiya hai woh bc kya bolu!

Jiya: *lost in her own thoughts*

Sarah: kidhar khoyi hai?

Jiya: k-k-kuch nhi!

Meanwhile, Yukti aur Eshaan ek dusre ko dekhe hi ja rhe the....

Bhavish: (in mind) iske saath group project? Ise toh mera naam bhi yaad nhi! Ughhhh!

Soumya: bolo nhi suno! ab aaya na camel pahad ke neeche! *smirk*

Jai: hey bhagwan, sab logo me se yeh ladki ke saath?? Sach me???

Yuvan: kya uppar wale! Sabko chorr kar is stalker se hi paala padwana tha?? Koi aur nahi mila tujhe??

Yeh Shaily ko dekhta hai. Woh bechari innocent bacchi, smile krdeti hai. Yeh firse freak out hojata hai yeh soch ke ki yeh stalker hai aur ispe line maar rhi h.

Faneesh shanvi ki taraf dekhta hai and use woh hand-holding moment yaad aajata hai. Tab hi shanvi bhi uski taraf dekhti hai and woh smile karta hai. Woh gulp krke dusri taraf dekhti hai and nervous hojati hai.

Sugshika: congrats, hume saath me set kiya gaya h!

Siddharth: haa haa! Saath me project krenge...

Chaman andar hi andar bohot khush tha. Kyu? Baad me btayenge!

Shifa: sir ko koi aur nhi mila jo mujhse us chor ke saath set krdiya?! Kitna annoying hai aur uppar se bhola banta hai!

Sarah: deserved.

Shifa: die.

Helen: tumlogo ka hogya toh class se nikle? Class khtm ho chuki h! Jhadu pocha karke jaoge? Chalo!

Soumya: haa chalo jaldi. Bohot bhookh lagi hai!

Lipika: Tanmay chalo na saath me lunch krte hai! Mujhe bohot gandi wali bhookh lagi hai!

Tanmay: okayy....

Navya: Bhavish, hum bhi chale???

Bhavish: kaha??

Navya: mujra dekhne! Duffer, lunch time pe khana hi khane jaungi na!

Tanmay: ah okay okay!

Meanwhile, Bhoomi daudi Harsh ke peeche...

Bhoomi: Harsh!! Harsh! *shouts*

Woh chalte chalte ruk gaya.

Harsh: ha bolo??

Bhoomi: saath me chale?

Harsh: k-kaha??

Bhoomi: lunch karne obviously!

Harsh: l-lunch??? *nervous*

Bhoomi: tum bolo toh... tumhe kha jau??

Harsh: *wide eyes, nervous* n-nahi! L-lunch karne c-chalte hai...!

Fir Bhoomi uska haath pakadti hai aur use drag krke cafeteria le jaati hai.

Cafeteria

Jai yaha ruka Hua hai Jatin ke liye.

Woh suddenly turn krta hai and.. boom

Soumya khana leke jaa rhi thi jo bheed ki wajah se Jai se Jaake takra gyi aur uska khana jai pe gir gya...

Soumya: *gasps* tum?! Firse?!! UGHHH humesha meri life me problems kyu create krte rehte ho!

Jai: hein kya?! EXCUSE ME problem mai nhi TUM create krti ho!

Soumya: wah! Bolo nhi suno, Mujhe blame krne ki galti na hi kro toh behtar hai!

Jai: acha! Btao toh... khana kiska?

Soumya: mera

Jai: mujhse aake kaun takraya?

Soumya: mai

Jai: galti kiski?

Soumya: TUMHARI!! raaste ke beech khade rhoge toh yahi hoga! Huh! Ab hato, jaane do mujhe!

Yeh chali gyi...

Jai: ajeeb ladki hai yaar! Mai bhi na... kaha fas gya!

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Idhar Helen seat dhund rhi thi sarah ke saath par use mili nhi.

Helen: bro jaake ek chair leke aa!

Sarah: aayi!

Yeh gayi chair laane...

Jatin ne Helen ko dekha aur uske pass aaya

Jatin: hello jaaneman!

Helen: abe bc, pitega kya?

Jatin: tere haath se pit bhi Jaunga! *winks*

Helen: yaar dekh meko bohot bhookh lagi hai tu jaa warna free fund me pela jayega!

Jatin: acha! Jatin tere liye chair layega ruk tu!

Yeh bhi gaya

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Sarah ke saath

Yeh yaha chair dhund rhi thi aur ise ek mil bhi gyi. Usne chair ko touch kiya hi tha ki kisi aur ne chair pakad ke kheecha.

Sarah: yah chair chorro- tum?!

Yuvraj: tum?!! Chair chorro!!

Sarah: tum chorro!

Yuvraj: tum chhoro!

Bas inki fight ke beech me Jatin aajata hai aur unhe uljha kr chair Helen ke liye le jaata hai

Yuvraj: chair gyi! Tumhare wajah se!

Sarah: tumhare wajah se! Huh! Bhaad me jao!

Yuvraj: bhaad ka Address dedo!

Sarah: UGHH!

Dono chale gaye annoyed ho kar.

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Aarvi idhar khana lene aayi hai aur last 2 puriya Bachi thi. Woh maangne wali thi jab Javin aaya aur usne bhi puri maangi

Aarvi: ek second, yeh puriyan meri h!

Javin: oh hello! Meri hai!

Aarvi: bruh MERI HAI!!

Javin: MAINE KAHA MERI HA- accha na tera na mera! Ek-ek puri dono ki?

Aarvi: fine!
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AN,

Aage ka baad me! I'm not well (vomiting hogyi shaam me 2 baar) so I'll update soon! Jin bhi couples ke scenes nhi aaye, I'm sorry! Agle chapter me deti hu. Thank you for understanding! Bye bye!

- AN

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