Agle din, 7 AM

Ladko ka room

Jatin: iski maa ka- kaun hai bey!!

Yeh ekdum soyi hui awaz me kehta hai aur iski aankhein abhi tk band hai

Jatin: Javin uth na! Jaake dekh darwaaze pe kaun hai! *Javin ko chaate Marte hue jo ki uski side pe so rha tha*

Javin: jo bhi hai woh cha mudaye mujhe sone do! *sleepy voice me bolkr firse kharaate maar kar so gya*

Yuvan: tumlog rehne do! Mai hi dekhta hu!

Yeh washroom se abhi abhi naha kar nikla hai. Sirf ek pant pehen kar hai, shirtless, wet hairs jinse tapak kar uske face pe gir rha tha.

Isne Jake darwaza khola.

Yuvan: Ji? Kya kaam hai aapko?

??: ji woh-

Isne Yuvan ko dekha aur ekdum freeze hogyi. Uske muh se alfaaz hi nhi nikal rhe the. Yeh usko ghoorti hi ja rhi thi.

Yuvan: aise ghoorti rhogi ya kuch bologi bhi?

??: oh- uh- woh- y-yeh room no. 9 hai na? Toh yaha pe ladkiyan kyu nhi hai? Receptionist ne kaha tha yaha sirf ladkiyan rehti hai tab hi mai aayi yaha... room ke liye...

Yuvan: kya? Room no. 9? Yeh toh 6- accha! Iska number ulta hogya hai. *number plate thik krne ke baad* ab dekho! Yeh room 6 hai 9 nhi. Room no. 9 waha hai, opposite side me.

??: Oh- okay thank you! Bye!

Yuvan ne gate band krdiya.

Yuvan: badi ajeeb ladki thi! Ghoorti hi jaa rhi thi. Anyways mujhe kya!

Fir yeh chala gya.

Yukti ke room me

Ye, shanvi aur sugshika nashtah krne baithne hi wale the jab inki door bell baji.

Yukti: Shanvi dekh toh kaun aaya hai.

Shanvi kholne gayi gate.

Shanvi: ha? Kya kaam hai?

??: woh... mai xyz college ki student hu. Bas yahi hostel me room mila mujhe, isliye aayi hu. Aapka hi room align hua hai mujhe.

Shanvi: oh!! Okay!! Andar aao!

??: ji...

Woh andar aagyi.

Sugshika: apna naam btao??

Shaily: mai shaily, 23.

Sugshika/yukti/shanvi: nice to meet you!

Shaily: nice to meet u guys too!

Yukti: breakfast kiya? Humare saath khao. Aao.

Shaily: haa okay. Mai fresh hoke aati hu.

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Jai: tum sab uthne ka kya loge?? 10 baj rhe hai ab toh uth jao!

Yuvraj: *shock me uthte hue* KYA?!! 10 BAJ GAYE??? TUM LOGO NE MUJHE UTHAYA KYU NHI?! JOB DHUNDNE JANA THA!!!

Jatin: bkl tabse khud ghode bech kar so rha tha ab humpe chilla rha h

Yuvraj: jaa na laude

Nitin: yuvraj tu ja tujhe deri hojayegi. Jatin chup kar subah subah lad mat

Jatin: humesha mujhe hi kyu daat-te rehte ho *pout*

Javin: aur ek 23 saal ka jawan launda 2 saal ke bacche wali acting krte hue

Jai: aake nashtah karlo warna bhookh se mar jao haramkhoro! Mujhe bhi bahar jaana hai abhi!

Aur sab nashtah karne chale gaye jo Jai the great be banaya tha!

Ladkiyon ke kamre me

Helen: haramkhoro utho!!! JOB DHUNDE NHI JANA HAI????

Aarvi: kyu thak rhi hai! Jaa rhe h thodi der me!

Soumya: bolo nhi suno! Jaldi karo!

Shifa: di hm kya kare! Woh disha abhi tk ready ho rhi h!

Disha: ho rhi hai nhi, hogyi!

Sarah: woh sab toh thik hai par bhoomi kaha hai??

Bhoomi: bhoomi yaha hai!! Par Jiya kaha hai?

Jiya: mai yahi hu! Kya btau yaar, jhumke pehen ne gayi thi. Toot gye!

Helen: Bilkul mere future ki tarah-

Soumya: Tumlog yahi krte rho. Mai nikal rhi hu! Jab aana ho aana, mujhe der ho rhi hai! Nikalti hu!

Yeh joote pehen kar room se nikli.

Soumya: shit mera phone kaha hai?!

Yeh apne bag ke andar check krte hue chal rhi thi jab woh kisi se takra gyi.

Soumya: oww. Tumhe dikhayi nhi deta kya?

Apne head ko rub krte hue.

Jai: sorry! Mai jaldi me tha maine dekha nhi!

Jai seedhi ke pass khada tha aur Soumya ka back seedhi ko face kr rha tha.

Soumya: bolo nhi suno, toh tumhara mtlb yeh hai ki mai jaldi me nhi hu? Mujhe kaam nhi hote?

Jai: maine aisa toh nahi kaha tha!

Soumya: par tumhara mtlb toh wa-

Yeh apna sentence complete kr paati usse Pehle hi Iska pair dagmaga jata hai aur  yeh girne wali hoti hai jab Jai uska haath pakad kar apni taraf kheech leta hai.

Inke faces ekdum close hote hai ek dusre se.

Jai: dikhayi nhi deta?? Abhi gir jaati aur lag jaati toh?

Soumya: *gulps* w-wo chorro mujhe!

Yeh ekdum red red hogyi aur waha se chali gayi.

Jai: jisse is ladki ki shaadi hogi woh badnaseeb hoga by God!

Yuvraj ke saath

Yuvraj bus me baitha tha aur return aarha tha kyuki as always reject hogya woh. Pehle usne 4-5 jagah try kiya tha job ka par hua nhi. Aur yeh attempt bhi fail hogya.

Conductor use dekhta hai aur kehta hai

Conductor: are Yuvraj bhaiya aap? Interview dene gaye the? Lag gyi naukri?

Aur Tb Yuvraj ko realise hota hai ki yeh toh uski hi area ka banda hai.

Yuvraj: haa, White House me trump lag gya. Wahi ghuma le!

Conductor: mtlb nai lagi?

Yuvraj: ticket dena!

Yuvraj aaram se seat me baitha hua tha jab ek lady bus me chadhi. Unko seat nhi mil rhi thi toh usne apni seat unhe dedi.

Yuvraj: aap baith jaiye

Lady: par tum baithe ho na-

Yuvraj: arey aap baithiye! Mai toh roz hi baitha rehta hu ghar pe. Nalla hu na. Aap baith jaiye mai ghar Jaake baith jaunga.

Lady: dhanyawaad beta!

Woh khada hojata hai tab hi uski nazar ek poster par padti hai jisme job ka likha hua tha. Woh us paper ko lene jaata hai tab hi conductor us paper ko khidki ke bahar Phek deta hai.

Yuvraj: bisi kya kar diya!!

Conductor: kya?

Yuvraj: DRIVER BUS ROKIYO ZARA!

Bus rukti hai aur woh bus se utar jata hai. Bus apne raaste chali jaati hai aur yuvraj us poster ko dhundne me lag jata hai.

Use poster mil toh jaata hai par aadha... kyuki uske uppar se ek car guzri thi aur aadha hissa uske tyre me lg gya.

Woh us poster ko utha kar dekhta hai jisme pehle rs. 70,000 per month salary likhi thi, ab cut kr 700 hogyi hai.

Yuvraj: iski maa ka- salary milne se pehle hi cut gyi!

Fir woh address puchne ke liye Jatin ko hi call krta hai kyuki uske pass kisi aur ka number nhi tha.

Jatin: hello??

Yuv: sun! Tujhe yeh Andher Nagri ka Address pta h?

Jatin: kaunsi Nagri?

Yuv: andher nagri!

Jatin: nhi bhai! Nhi pta!!

Yuv: toh tujhe pta kya hai?!

Jatin: meri maa ka naam.

Yuv: BKL phone rakh!!

Fir woh jaise taise Address dhundta hai aur waha pohonch jaata hai naukri ki taalash me.

Yuv: Namaste sir!!

??: aa bhai aa! Aur is inverter ko thik kar.

Yuv: is inverter ko theek karne ke 70,000 rupay?

Tab hi bathroom se ek insaan aata hai phone pe baat krte hue. Yuvraj ko dekh ke woh phone cut krdeta hai.

??: sahab yeh inverter theek karne ke 70,000 rupay maang rha hai.

Woh owner Yuv ko, aur Yuv us ladki ko ghoor rhe the

Owner: hum 2 minute bathroom kya gaye, mehengai itni badh gayi?

Yuv: are woh nhi sir!! Yeh! *poster dikhate hue*

Aadmi: mtlb tu inverter thik karne wala nahi hai?

Yuv: Nahi!! Mai interview dene aaya hu!!

Owner: bhai tere liye koi kaam nhi h yaha! Jaa!

Yuv: sir please sir mai kuch bhi karunga! Graduate hu!!

Owner: chala jaa yaha se!

Yuv: sir please sir!! Aap jo bolo woh kar skta hu! Maa banne ke alawa kuch bhi kr skta hu! Aap ek baar try krke dekh lo!

Aadmi: maa banne ka?

Yuv: Job ka!

Aur aise hi karte karte last me owner kehta hai

Owner: tu aise nhi maanega! Aa kone me aa!!

Yuv: kyu?? Kone me aisa kya hai??

Owner: aana hai toh aa warna nikal ja!!

Yuv: aaya aaya!

Fir woh use.. side me leke gaya aur waha pe ek secret door khula. Woh dono andar jaate hai. Owner use kisi ladki ke pass le jaata hai jo call pe baat kr rhi thi aur kehta hai

Owner: dekh! Dhyan se dekh!!

Yuv: ladki nhi chahiye sir, naukri chahiye!!

Owner: abe tereko ladki nhi dikha rha hu mai! Dhyan se sun!!

Sunne ke baad Yuvraj sadme me chala jaata hai

Owner: haa! Lambi lambi baatein, dosti, love calls! Yeh friendship call centre hai!

Yuv: kya baat kr rhe ho sir?! Bijli ki dukan bahar, jhatke andar?!

Owner: haa! Ab nikal yaha se!!

Yeh aage chalta hai office ke andar tab hi ek aurat aati hai uske pass aur kehti hai

Ladki: sir pooja aaj firse nhi aayi h. Uska customer baar baar call kar rha h.

Owner: Toh kya mai Gay ban jau? Mai usse baat karu? Kisi aur ko transfer krde!

Ladki: are uska regular customer h! Kisi aur se baat nhi krega.

Owner: tu jaa behen, mai dekhta hu kya krna hai. *ladki chali gayi*

His thoughts: is Pooja ka kuch krna pdega, bohot chutti krti h-

Yuvraj: Hello? Mai Pooja bol rhi hu. *winks at owner* kya hua? Awaz acchi nhi lagi? Toh karna... baatein! Aur bhi acchi lagegi meri awaz, mere Emran Hashmi!!...

Raat ke 9:30 bje

Yuv: *phone cut krte hue* oh, thak gya...

Owner use apne cabin me leke jaata hai

Owner: *paise aur agreement dete hue* yeh le... advance. Teri Job pakki!

Yuv: meri job?? MERI JOB?? sir bohot bohot shukriya ghar ke saare loan aur college ki fees rent sab utar jayega sir! Dhanyawaad!!

Yeh agreement sign krne ja hi rha tha jab owner ne bola

Owner: pdh toh le!!

Yuvraj: 15-17 saal bohot padh liya sir kuch kaam na aaya! Ab sirf likhunga!!

Aur bas paise leke yeh wapas Hotel ki taraf rawana hogya.
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Yuvraj ghar aaya paise leke aur usny sabko btaya ki uski Job lag gyi hai. Toh Javin kehta hai

Javin: hein? Job mil gayi? Aise hi?

Yuvraj: kaha yaar! Pehle toh woh kone me leke gya-

Jatin: chi be!! Mujhe nhi pta tha tu paiso ke liye itna gir jayega!!

Yuv: bkl pagal hai kya!! Maine aisa waisa kuch nhi kiya hai. Woh bas kone se office me leke gya tha, darwaza waha pe khulta tha.

Jatin: oh-

Nitin: khana khao aur sojao sab. Raat ho rhi h.

Yuv: mai fresh ho kar aata hu! Aur yeh le 25,000 advance se kamre ke rent ka mera share. mai aaya!!

Aur yeh chala gya. Fir sab khana kha kar sogye.

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AN,

Yes yes I'm back 😭😭 so well a lot happened AGAIN and idk why tf it all keeps happening to me like- I'm tired of crying already. Anyways, I hope yall liked this chapter! This wasn't interesting or funny but maybe next chapter will be.

I love yall so much <3 bbye!! Take care. I'll be back soon! Tab tk ke liye don't trouble your mata, pita and bharat Mata! Jai Hind! Mwah!!
BBYEEE!!

- AN